What did you have for breakfast?

[Zhon]

Dearest Newgrounds,

What did you eat for breakfast today?

RULES:
- If you didn't have breakfast, you're a blasphemer and a scoundrel and I don't want your filthy kind in my thread.

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I had a bowl of pasta with shredded sharp cheddar cheese and Worcestershire sauce, washed down with a tall cup of Italian sweet cream coffee. Because cereal is for bitches.

[karategangster]

At 2/27/15 12:55 PM, Zhon wrote: RULES:
- If you didn't have breakfast, you're a blasphemer and a scoundrel and I don't want your filthy kind in my thread.

You didn't have breakfast either though, you had fucking pasta.

[MuramasasEdge]

I ate three bacon and eggers from a deli downtown. Good shit.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

A croissant and some coffee.

I always preferred a light breakfast, if any at all.

[Bit]

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

[Sense-Offender]

1 breakfast sandwich with mustard, 2 bitesize breakfast sandwiches with mustard, an apple and a banana.

Or is asking what we had for breakfast still not allowed? :P

[GoryBlizzard]

Before making a topic make sure you are posting in the correct forum. The moderators don't have tools to move your topic, so if it doesn't belong it will be deleted. It should be pretty clear where to post since each forum has a description. When making a topic in the general forum, try to keep it somewhat NG-related, too. We don't need to know what you ate for breakfast!

That now outdated rule immediately popped into my head. It got officially removed in light of changing times, but the old rules page still technically exists.

If you must know, I had 2 granola bars.

[PleasantPeasant]

Scrabled eggs and bacon, with coffee.

[Lionelion]

I havent had breakfast for the past 5 years

deal with it

[SuperBastard]

We don't need to know what you ate for breakfast!

Zhon confirmed for rebellious freedom fighter.

I had coffee and a bagel, and later my awesome girlfriend surprised me with eggs, toast, bacon, and almonds with orange juice and more coffee when she woke up. It really lifted my mood!

[finicalprickle]

a spoonful of hemp seed and a couple of slices of cucumber

[Zhon]

All of your breakfasts suck. So stereotypical. Conformist sheep eating mainstream breakfast items shoved down your throat by popular media. Even @Ejit can't handle something so revolutionary as pasta for breakfast. At least SuperBastard had enough courage to post a metaphor for getting a bj.

[karategangster]

Breakfast is no place for the avant garde

Murder weapon idea: baguette with lots of toothpicks half stabbed into one end of it. You eat the baguette and all of the toothpicks afterwards.

[FaroutFrank]

I had scrambled eggs with sauteed green peppers and onion wrapped in whole wheat burritos.

I call it the 1337 Breakfast Burrito, and I have it every morning.

[Zhon]

At 2/27/15 02:09 PM, Ejit wrote: Murder weapon idea: baguette with lots of toothpicks

Or chewed gum

[NewgroundsNation]

a couple of toasts and the orange juice

that was a while ago though. my days are long and unending. 80 hours now so i'm beyond simple fatigue

[SuperBastard]

At 2/27/15 02:02 PM, Zhon wrote: At least SuperBastard had enough courage to post a metaphor for getting a bj.

Not bad.

[Necroionutwiz]

i had some bread and a cup of vodka

[Zhon]

At 2/27/15 02:27 PM, Necroionutwiz wrote: i had some bread and a cup of vodka

Now we're talkin.

I'm dissolving some blue raspberry jolly ranchers into some vodka as we speak. Breakfast tomorrow mayhaps?

[RiverofBloodyTears2]

The blood of my enemies, doom comes, especially when the cereal letters swirls the word doom in the milky paradise

[TheMadWasp]

I woke up late and had to rush out of the door, so I just took a banana from the fruit bowl and ran out. I probably enjoyed it more than if I were to have toast or a sandwich instead (since we're out of cereal at the moment).

[RandyRandom]

Had some noodles and soda. Very healthy, indeed!

[Necroionutwiz]

At 2/27/15 03:15 PM, Zhon wrote:

At 2/27/15 02:27 PM, Necroionutwiz wrote: i had some bread and a cup of vodka

Now we're talkin.

I'm dissolving some blue raspberry jolly ranchers into some vodka as we speak. Breakfast tomorrow mayhaps?

ugh try adding some orange juice and some lemon to it and also put in some ice cubes and for an added bonus you can put some mint leaves inside for flavor

[FinaLee]

Oatmeal with blueberries and a banana. Topped with cinnamon and fat-free whipped cream.

5 eggs covered in cheese.

An orange.

This is usually my standard breakfast.

[someaveragechap]

Toast with apple jam, cantaloupe bits and orange juice.

[Zhon]

At 2/27/15 03:57 PM, RandyRandom wrote: Had some noodles and soda. Very healthy, indeed!

Ahh, reminds me of high school. Rock it while you're young! ... If you are young. Whatever, do it anyway!

@Necroionutwiz - may consider the lemon, not gonna ruin it with oj though. Screwdrivers don't deserve friends.

@FinaLee - how the damn hell you gonna eat enough food to feed 3 people and get all fat-conscious with your whipped cream?

[FinaLee]

At 2/27/15 05:04 PM, Zhon wrote: @FinaLee - how the damn hell you gonna eat enough food to feed 3 people and get all fat-conscious with your whipped cream?

It makes me feel better about myself. *sob*

[kazumazkan]

pupusas

[Sword-of-Kings]

Beef. Stew.

[ChazDude]

Cheerios.