OKcupid

[Wegra]

Yeah I recently started using this site and from what I've heard these sites are always so full of shit and the people you find are just absolutely ridiculous. Like how about this guy over here That's why I actually went all out when I made my profile. Like I didnt even BOTHER faking anything.

Here I'll give you a basis on what I put

What I’m doing with my life
Jack shit...Well aside from Job Searching and volunteering but thats about it.

I’m really good at
Being entertaining and weird and sassy

The first things people usually notice about me
My unpredictableness or what have you

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A bunch of Manga I cant remember the names of

The six things I could never do without
Mega Man, Tits, butts, Newgrounds, Internet, Tasty food

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobs, Mega Man, Life, Being happy with someone

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a HUUUUUUGE collection of hentai on my laptop of Morrigan from Darkstalkers, Chun-li, Cammy, Ivy all the fighting game ladies :)

Yeah I know a majority of this profile is a massive turn off but why bother? Not like these crappy dating sites ever get you anything good on here anyway....prove me wrong though :)

You should message me if
You are not a massive bitch and a nice person :)

I didnt even bother getting a nice profile picture too. But hey I think I look mighty good in this shit. I KNOW I'll get a lady with this outfit on

[Richard]

With such a profile, you just completely wasted your time. No one is ever going to talk to you with a profile that reads like that, and a picture like that.

Not to be a dick, but it's time to grow up Wegra.

[Maltos]

Wegra......do you smoke crack?

[Wegra]

At 1/13/15 01:07 AM, Richard wrote: With such a profile, you just completely wasted your time. No one is ever going to talk to you with a profile that reads like that, and a picture like that.

And it was well worth it :)

Not to be a dick, but it's time to grow up Wegra.

I'm 22 years old how much more growing up do I have to do!

Also didnt you read? I didnt even INTEND to take this shit seriously in the first place

Besides everyone fakes their profiles anyway. Like I'd be able to do any better...

[Wegra]

At 1/13/15 01:08 AM, Maltos wrote: Wegra......do you smoke crack?

Nah Crack is whack

[Richard]

At 1/13/15 01:15 AM, Wegra wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:07 AM, Richard wrote: With such a profile, you just completely wasted your time. No one is ever going to talk to you with a profile that reads like that, and a picture like that.

And it was well worth it :)

You could have much better laughs elsewhere rather than opening yourself up for ridicule.

Not to be a dick, but it's time to grow up Wegra.

I'm 22 years old how much more growing up do I have to do!

Age has nothing to do with. I'm talking about mental maturity here.

Also didnt you read? I didnt even INTEND to take this shit seriously in the first place

So you're telling me that there was absolutely no point in you doing what you did.

Besides everyone fakes their profiles anyway. Like I'd be able to do any better...

That's not true at all. Quite a lot of people are serious about their profiles and carefully construct them in an effort to attract a partner. Example : http://www.okcupid.com/profile/amazonv

[FoAngel]

I think its hilarious, people know those sites are full of shit

[Wegra]

At 1/13/15 01:22 AM, Richard wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:15 AM, Wegra wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:07 AM, Richard wrote:

You could have much better laughs elsewhere rather than opening yourself up for ridicule.

Eh

Age has nothing to do with. I'm talking about mental maturity here.

Mental maturity is overrated

:So you're telling me that there was absolutely no point in you doing what you did.

Exactly I was just bored.

Besides everyone fakes their profiles anyway. Like I'd be able to do any better...

Example : http://www.okcupid.com/profile/amazonv

Well I sure as hell dont want to read that. Already she looks boring as fuck

[Richard]

At 1/13/15 01:26 AM, Wegra wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:22 AM, Richard wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:15 AM, Wegra wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:07 AM, Richard wrote:

You could have much better laughs elsewhere rather than opening yourself up for ridicule.

Eh

Age has nothing to do with. I'm talking about mental maturity here.

Mental maturity is overrated

Not at all. When was the last time a socially and mentally immature person ever did anything worthwhile to contribute to society? Never.

So you're telling me that there was absolutely no point in you doing what you did.

Exactly I was just bored.

Then do something productive. Like going to school.

Besides everyone fakes their profiles anyway. Like I'd be able to do any better...

Example : http://www.okcupid.com/profile/amazonv

Well I sure as hell dont want to read that. Already she looks boring as fuck

She's actually one of the most interesting, and probably the most intelligent person I have ever personally met. Last I talked with her, she was being featured on the front of a cosplay magazine for the custom made drwho corset that she wore to a comicon.

[NeonSpider]

Holy shit! Hahahaha.

You need to keep us updated on this. Write down your interactions on that site or something. There's some real comedy gold potential here. I'd be especially curious what kinds of ladies answer your calling.

Also, please no one on Newgrounds mess with him by making fake accounts/etc... I want to see what kinds of real people respond to this. I approve of this little experiment for the lols, hahaha!

I'll guess you'll get a few bites. They'll probably be from morbidly obese women, women with greater than three children, women old enough to be your grandmother, and so on but hey ... "Lowered Expectaaations"

[GoryBlizzard]

The timing of this thread is weird because in less than 2 hours, I'm set to have a second date with a chick I met on there on Thursday. We've already...well, you know.

You already said you're not taking the site seriously, and I'll take you at your word. You might however, want to consider changing your mind. Given the way your profile is now, good luck even getting any quickmatches.

Just about every decent girl on there, even if they say virtually nothing about themselves, are inundated with messages and mostly shallow ones saying little more other than "hey ur cute." As a result, you'll see that most of them reply very selectively. Why anyone would even consider messaging someone with little more to show than just their face, no matter how hot they are, doesn't make sense to me.

I've found it good for occasional lays (Tinder is too, but I've seen far too many fakes in my area) and finding FWBs, some of whom are willing to adapt to my sexual tastes. If you say pretty much nothing about yourself, you won't get anywhere.

[Teddiikun]

I remember taking surveys on that website. Those ones that are absolutely retarded and generic

[Radaketor]

You talked about an emo chick on your facebook, can you show a pic? I wanna see how fa- i mean emo she is.

[Peregrinus-Ferrum]

At 1/13/15 01:30 AM, Richard wrote:

Mental maturity is overrated

Not at all. When was the last time a socially and mentally immature person ever did anything worthwhile to contribute to society? Never.

What about Kim Jong Un?
He contributed by becoming a Scapegoat so America could blame it's problems on him instead of our faulty and corrupt Government.

[Richard]

At 1/13/15 01:21 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote:

At 1/13/15 01:30 AM, Richard wrote:

Mental maturity is overrated

Not at all. When was the last time a socially and mentally immature person ever did anything worthwhile to contribute to society? Never.

What about Kim Jong Un?
He contributed by becoming a Scapegoat so America could blame it's problems on him instead of our faulty and corrupt Government.

I don't think anyone other than the perpetually stupid, or brainwashed conservatards do that. In any case, you can't really say that Jong Un is socially and mentally immature as you don't know him personally.

[Sectus]

Okay, this may seem completely unrelated to the subject at hand, but does anyone else think that that old guy who represents e-harmony is a massive douche?

Dating websites, and such.

[Lagerkapo]

At 1/13/15 03:04 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

:Chris Chandler

Kek'd

[Wuggawoot]

Just remember, they'll ban you randomly if you message too many girls or something. I don't know why they do it, but if you ever get an "unexpected error", that's why

[CGA-999]

What... the... fuck?

[Joestar]

Legit question, is Wegra the Chris-chan of Newgrounds?

[CiviLies]

Be sure to mention all the f-f-fanf-fiiiics th-th-that y-ou wr-i-i-ite

[NeonSpider]

At 1/13/15 04:38 PM, Joestar wrote: Legit question, is Wegra the Chris-chan of Newgrounds?

Do you even have to ask?

Also, Wegra, update your profile saying you'll only date girls who cosplay as Roll.
And tell everyone to watch out for Doctor Wahwee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmMispgpUs0

[Wegra]

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THE GIRL IS NOW MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK

[Bmwd]

At 1/13/15 01:05 AM, Wegra wrote:

I don't even. What i this?

[ExtraLife]

At 1/13/15 05:47 PM, Wegra wrote: YOU GUYS YOU GUYS THE GIRL IS NOW MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK

@wegra gonna be gettin it wet soon enough

[The-Great-One]

I signed up, made a nice profile. We'll see what happens. Doubt anything, but what the hell.

[poopmcfarts]

Hey, it's not as bad Zoosk, that fucking heart scared the shit out of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNJ3NqAO540

[Hezio]

Why do I feel his profile will work wonders?...

Also, Remember:

[NeonSpider]

Wegra, get the girl to cosplay as Roll, and then sit on her lap. You would be on a roll. wah-wah