I Hate Cats!

[angrybirds2000]

My cat who is trained and has a litter box just took a giant dump on my floor, why did it do this? to spite me? What should I do to him to make it to where he doesn't it do it again? bear in mind he is trained.

[angrybirds2000]

At 6/14/14 10:19 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Have you cleaned their litter box?

oh i just found it what happened

i had the door to his litter box closed

are you a furry?

[angrybirds2000]

apparently it was a hairball

just as disgusting

[DjGubkafish]

Cat dumping anywhere is a sign of his distress . You need to buy some cat buildings like scratching poll and make your home a more friendly area for him

[DjGubkafish]

At 6/14/14 10:26 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: apparently it was a hairball

just as disgusting

Look for cat foods which reduce hairball chances . It works

[ragnkinson]

Pootis!

[saltovergray]

At 6/14/14 10:26 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: apparently it was a hairball

just as disgusting

Didn't hear your cat hacking away? Hairballs usually aren't too silent.

[ThePulp]

Cats are alright.
Don't fuckin' diss all of 'em like that.

Just the piece of shit that struck a hairball on your floor.

[Art3misZer0]

How dare you

[Ericho]

How do you know it was a dump? It could have been vomit as there are cats (like mine) who simply get sick like there. Might want to take him to a vet or something.

[EpicGamingFantasy]

The dog is just as much the human's best friend as the human himself the cat's.

[kazumazkan]

play this game.

[wolfe]

Ads do I, I'm more of a dog person.

[LittleWashu]

At 6/14/14 03:33 PM, AgentSmit wrote: Cats are boring and don't do much.

I have one and she just killed 10 mice this week along with a rat. While I am a clean person myself the people next door aren't and as a result I have those rodents coming over to my home. Glad my cat is hear to take care of them.

[jaerid]

Simple don't keep a cat if you can't even tolerate it .

[ratchili]

At 6/14/14 10:26 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: apparently it was a hairball

just as disgusting

At least it didn't puke three of your missing socks back up.

Dogs can be the dumbest creatures alive sometimes.

[Void]

At 6/14/14 10:25 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

i had the door to his litter box closed

Well, I guess try to not keep the lid closed. Cats, much like humans, can only hold it in for so long before they have to go.

Idk why but I laughed at that

[davidpuralocura]

At 6/14/14 10:15 AM, angrybirds2000 wrote: My cat who is trained and has a litter box just took a giant dump on my floor, why did it do this? to spite me? What should I do to him to make it to where he doesn't it do it again? bear in mind he is trained.

at least you can have cats and can get close to tham
im alergic to them

soo dont hate and just love

[Ericho]

At 6/14/14 12:58 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: ...who dosn't hate cats?

They have more results on Deviantart than GOD! They have literally SURPASSED GOD!

[Viper]

Well I'm sure cats hate you too OP!

[SatanBrain]

You have never tasted.

[Halberd]

Cats are our overlords they can do whatever they want

[Ericho]

At 6/15/14 12:09 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: wh- really?

that's a fucking outrage!

Well, there's best selling books about people who hate God. I have yet to see that many books about people who hate cats. Even those who hate religion love cats.

[Makakaov]

Cats are wild predators. They're just too small and weak to kill a human, so they aren't hostile to us. Most of the time they run and we don't see threat in them. We even support them, but the truth is, they rarely feel greatful and are still hostile predators.

When you die, and you leave a cat living in a closed apartment. The cat will start consuming on your body right after it smells you're dead, and see there's no more of it's favourite food. For example dogs in these situations stay loyal and sometimes even die of hunger also, but most of them start feeding on your body after a week or so, when they're starving and don't see other option.

Don't feel sorry for cats being tortured and killed, be happy they're small enough to not be a danger to you.

[Ericho]

At 6/28/14 10:27 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Have you read Warriors the series yet? Nice cat book series. About 24 in all.

You mean Warrior Cats? I've heard of it, but I don't think I've ever seen any in a book store or even being advertised online.

[NeonSpider]

Cats are awesome. If cats don't like you it means you suck. Cats know who is awesome and who sucks. It is a builtin cat ability. It's true.

[Bmwd]

Close the door next time when your cat is going to your room.

[Ericho]

There is a cat named Stubbs who became the honorary mayor of a town in Alaska and a cat named Toma who became the official train master of somewhere in Japan. Then again, there was a dog named Sergeant Stubby who became a general in World War I, but cats still reign over dogs in that.

[NeonSpider]

At 7/5/14 10:18 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 7/5/14 09:50 AM, Ericho wrote: There is a cat named Stubbs who became the honorary mayor of a town in Alaska and a cat named Toma who became the official train master of somewhere in Japan. Then again, there was a dog named Sergeant Stubby who became a general in World War I, but cats still reign over dogs in that.

I've read about both cats. Shocking that Stubbs has died almost 3 times in the last 2 years. Almost being shot by morons, getting attacked by dogs, and then falling into a fryer that was thankfully off. That is one badass cat.

I think you mean "has almost died 3 times" and not "has died almost 3 times". Otherwise we're dealing with a resurrecting zombie cat who has already died more than 2, but less than 3 times. So, I guess maybe a half-death in there somewhere.

[Ericho]

At 7/5/14 10:18 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I've read about both cats.

There's even two awesome cats named Oscar! One was the first cat to have a bionic leg and the other was able to predict people dying in hospitals! I have an awesome book about the latter.