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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-06-28 10:27:21 Reply

At 6/28/14 10:24 AM, Ericho wrote: Well, there's best selling books about people who hate God. I have yet to see that many books about people who hate cats. Even those who hate religion love cats.

Have you read Warriors the series yet? Nice cat book series. About 24 in all.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-06-28 11:13:06 Reply

Cats are wild predators. They're just too small and weak to kill a human, so they aren't hostile to us. Most of the time they run and we don't see threat in them. We even support them, but the truth is, they rarely feel greatful and are still hostile predators.

When you die, and you leave a cat living in a closed apartment. The cat will start consuming on your body right after it smells you're dead, and see there's no more of it's favourite food. For example dogs in these situations stay loyal and sometimes even die of hunger also, but most of them start feeding on your body after a week or so, when they're starving and don't see other option.

Don't feel sorry for cats being tortured and killed, be happy they're small enough to not be a danger to you.

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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-06-29 10:56:07 Reply

At 6/28/14 10:27 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Have you read Warriors the series yet? Nice cat book series. About 24 in all.

You mean Warrior Cats? I've heard of it, but I don't think I've ever seen any in a book store or even being advertised online.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-06-29 12:32:30 Reply

Cats are awesome. If cats don't like you it means you suck. Cats know who is awesome and who sucks. It is a builtin cat ability. It's true.

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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-06-29 13:07:12 Reply

Close the door next time when your cat is going to your room.

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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-05 09:50:42 Reply

There is a cat named Stubbs who became the honorary mayor of a town in Alaska and a cat named Toma who became the official train master of somewhere in Japan. Then again, there was a dog named Sergeant Stubby who became a general in World War I, but cats still reign over dogs in that.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-05 10:18:32 Reply

At 7/5/14 09:50 AM, Ericho wrote: There is a cat named Stubbs who became the honorary mayor of a town in Alaska and a cat named Toma who became the official train master of somewhere in Japan. Then again, there was a dog named Sergeant Stubby who became a general in World War I, but cats still reign over dogs in that.

I've read about both cats. Shocking that Stubbs has died almost 3 times in the last 2 years. Almost being shot by morons, getting attacked by dogs, and then falling into a fryer that was thankfully off. That is one badass cat.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-05 10:39:43 Reply

At 7/5/14 10:18 AM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 7/5/14 09:50 AM, Ericho wrote: There is a cat named Stubbs who became the honorary mayor of a town in Alaska and a cat named Toma who became the official train master of somewhere in Japan. Then again, there was a dog named Sergeant Stubby who became a general in World War I, but cats still reign over dogs in that.
I've read about both cats. Shocking that Stubbs has died almost 3 times in the last 2 years. Almost being shot by morons, getting attacked by dogs, and then falling into a fryer that was thankfully off. That is one badass cat.

I think you mean "has almost died 3 times" and not "has died almost 3 times". Otherwise we're dealing with a resurrecting zombie cat who has already died more than 2, but less than 3 times. So, I guess maybe a half-death in there somewhere.

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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-06 10:18:02 Reply

At 7/5/14 10:18 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I've read about both cats.

There's even two awesome cats named Oscar! One was the first cat to have a bionic leg and the other was able to predict people dying in hospitals! I have an awesome book about the latter.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-06 10:23:38 Reply

Meow!


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-06 10:45:20 Reply

At 7/6/14 10:18 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 7/5/14 10:18 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I've read about both cats.
There's even two awesome cats named Oscar! One was the first cat to have a bionic leg and the other was able to predict people dying in hospitals! I have an awesome book about the latter.

Yea, I've heard of both. Recently a cat named Smokey set the world record for loudest purrs at 92 db.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-06 12:06:06 Reply

He's probably sick or something dude, that or his litter box is filthy and it hurts him to use it.

Show some compassion, imagine pissing and shitting in a porta potty that isn't maintained, it's hard to piss in that kind of environment, but you gotta be desperate to shit in it.

Your car probably had no other choice, don't abuse him, put him outside at the most, but understand that if he's trained to use a litter box and isn't using it, that should fucking tell you something about your cat's well being and emotions.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-12 09:36:25 Reply

At 7/6/14 10:45 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Yea, I've heard of both. Recently a cat named Smokey set the world record for loudest purrs at 92 db.

Wow, never heard of you. You heard cats do crazy stuff all the time.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-12 10:30:54 Reply

I hate them as well!

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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-12 11:30:57 Reply

At 7/12/14 09:36 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 7/6/14 10:45 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Yea, I've heard of both. Recently a cat named Smokey set the world record for loudest purrs at 92 db.
Wow, never heard of you. You heard cats do crazy stuff all the time.

You mean as a user or what? Pretty sure we've crossed paths plenty of time. :P

Yea, if I'm not working on music, looking at creepypastas, or talking to friends, might as well learn new things about cats.


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Response to I Hate Cats! 2014-07-13 10:12:55 Reply

At 7/12/14 11:30 AM, SCTE3 wrote: You mean as a user or what? Pretty sure we've crossed paths plenty of time. :P

I mean, I've never heard of a cat that did that, when I've heard of other well known cats. Sorry.


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