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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-18 16:12:19


At 11/18/15 03:28 PM, Asskicker48 wrote:
At 11/18/15 03:24 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Do you like to fap?
I like to kick ass.

Where is the "Cool Kids" bar located?

It doesn't exist because kids are too young to drink.
It also doesn't exist because fuck you.

How much does your pussy hurt?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-18 20:19:27


At 11/18/15 04:12 PM, MonkeyDLuffy wrote:
How much does your pussy hurt?

I don't have one.

What's the scariest sound you've heard?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 04:36:11


At 11/18/15 08:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
What's the scariest sound you've heard?

I don't have one.

Also, for the record Gamechanger, that person you saw in that picture isn't me, if you want to know what I actually looks like, go and look at my profile picture.

Anyway, what's your favourite sound?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 08:12:37


At 11/19/15 04:36 AM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/18/15 08:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
What's the scariest sound you've heard?
I don't have one.

Also, for the record Gamechanger, that person you saw in that picture isn't me, if you want to know what I actually looks like, go and look at my profile picture.

Bullshit. Everyone knows that you're not actually a wasp.

Anyway, what's your favourite sound?

The sound of fear.

Do you like mashed potatoes and gravy?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 08:41:04


At 11/19/15 08:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Do you like mashed potatoes and gravy?

No.

Where's the meat in that?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 08:49:56


At 11/19/15 08:41 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Where's the meat in that?

Up your ass.

Are you for real?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 08:57:24


At 11/19/15 08:49 AM, Asskicker48 wrote:
At 11/19/15 08:41 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Where's the meat in that?
Up your ass.

Are you for real?

No idea.

Is anything real?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:00:22


At 11/19/15 08:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Is anything real?

No.

Can you believe that?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:01:40


At 11/19/15 09:00 AM, Asskicker48 wrote:
At 11/19/15 08:57 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Is anything real?
No.

Can you believe that?

No.

Can you believe anything?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:02:21


At 11/19/15 09:01 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Can you believe anything?

No.

Are you gonna slow down in replying or do I have to punch you in the face?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:09:45


At 11/19/15 09:02 AM, Asskicker48 wrote:
At 11/19/15 09:01 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Can you believe anything?
No.

Are you gonna slow down in replying or do I have to punch you in the face?

…

Slow enough?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:17:38


At 11/19/15 09:09 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Slow enough?

Yeah...

Are you a douche?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 09:49:34


At 11/19/15 09:17 AM, Asskicker48 wrote:
At 11/19/15 09:09 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Slow enough?
Yeah...

Are you a douche?

No.

Would you rather have the only music in the world be pop music or the only music in the world be rap music?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 12:12:37


At 11/19/15 09:49 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather have the only music in the world be pop music or the only music in the world be rap music?

I feel less gay listening to rap, so I would go with that

Do you accept the pube muppet as your lord and savior?


Some things in life are better untouched......

........That Girl with STI is a perfect example.......

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-19 13:57:25


At 11/19/15 12:12 PM, jesus1998 wrote:
At 11/19/15 09:49 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather have the only music in the world be pop music or the only music in the world be rap music?
I feel less gay listening to rap, so I would go with that

Do you accept the pube muppet as your lord and savior?

Nope.

Did you know jesus1998 has awesome sig text?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-20 00:09:30


At 11/19/15 01:57 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 11/19/15 12:12 PM, jesus1998 wrote:
Did you know jesus1998 has awesome sig text?

Yes.

Would you rather be God or Satan?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-20 01:08:48


At 11/20/15 12:09 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather be God or Satan?

Satan, then again you're asking a black metal musician that question so the answer is a no-brainer.

Would you rather be in prison for the rest of your life for doing nothing or have terminal cancer?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-20 07:12:03


At 11/20/15 01:08 AM, mothballs wrote:
Would you rather be in prison for the rest of your life for doing nothing or have terminal cancer?

Neither, I'd rather be dead.

What are you sitting/standing on right now?


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-20 08:56:48


At 11/20/15 07:12 AM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/20/15 01:08 AM, mothballs wrote:
Would you rather be in prison for the rest of your life for doing nothing or have terminal cancer?
Neither, I'd rather be dead.

What are you sitting/standing on right now?

A chair.

What do you think? Am I sitting or standing on it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 11:20:15


At 11/20/15 08:56 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: What do you think? Am I sitting or standing on it?

I think you are playing with it.

Question: What was the worst joke you have ever heard?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 11:35:42


At 11/21/15 11:20 AM, Sobolev wrote:
Question: What was the worst joke you have ever heard?

So I was in a Maths Class and my teacher was writing an equation on the Whiteboard, after looking back at it she realized she messed up on it, so she said "That was a mistake" and someone in the class yelled out "This class was a mistake"...

That's not even a joke, is it?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 14:11:37


At 11/21/15 11:35 AM, TheMadWasp wrote: That's not even a joke, is it?

No, it isn't.

What do you call a black man standing in line at KFC?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 14:19:20


At 11/21/15 02:16 PM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/21/15 02:11 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: What do you call a black man standing in line at KFC?
A n#gga?

Hungry. Because everyone standing in line at KFC is. The joke is that you expect something offensive when there is nothing.

How many more months to reach 5,000 posts on ''Ask the person below a weird question'' thread?

Dunno.

Think we'll have it by Christmas?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 14:36:21


At 11/21/15 02:24 PM, Homicidee wrote: Why does fake ear piercings make my ears green?

You're turning into the hulk man.

What is the greatest drink you've ever tasted?


At 11/21/15 02:36 PM, seal45 wrote:
What is the greatest drink you've ever tasted?

The blood of my enemies...

jk, tbh idk

F__L I_ T__S S___E_CE PLEA_E


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-21 21:44:03


At 11/21/15 09:38 PM, KhanKhendo wrote:

F__L I_ T__S S___E_CE PLEA_E
The fuck are you talking about?

I was trying to say "FILL IN THIS SENTENCE PLEASE".

Does that make sense?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-22 09:50:48


At 11/22/15 12:54 AM, Voltage wrote: Do you find crutches or 7-11 Slushy cups more arousing? Give an explanation as well please.

None of them, really.

How weird can people get?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-22 10:59:41


At 11/22/15 09:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
How weird can people get?

Not weird enough for this thread unfortunately.

On a scale from Red to Purple, how hard am I trying with this question?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-22 13:55:32


At 11/22/15 10:59 AM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/22/15 09:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
How weird can people get?
Not weird enough for this thread unfortunately.

On a scale from Red to Purple, how hard am I trying with this question?

Pink (off the scale).

Can someone tell me the location of all the secrets in this game?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-24 09:55:39


At 11/22/15 01:55 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Can someone tell me the location of all the secrets in this game?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/664964

The four paintings are randomly dropped by the mushroom in the Museum.

The "Leave Me Alone" secret to achieved by repeatedly clicking on the woman at the Home while the Home isn't at 100%

The "I'm a weirdo" secret is found by clicking the the man that occasionally peeks out from around the fence at the shop. It's not guaranteed that he'll appear at the shop every time you go there, but he appears frequently enough so that it's not a rare occurrence.

The "R.I.P...B" secret is found by repeatedly clicking on the red tarp on top of the shop.

The "Some extra gold" secret is found by click the link that sends you to the Facebook/Twiiter page of either SOULGAME or Armor Games (you don't actually need to follow them on Facebook/Twitter to unlock the secret)

The "Fire Lit" secret is found by repeatedly clicking on the candle in the Museum until it ignites.

The "Family Time" secret is found by patiently waiting at Home for a set amount of time (about a minute)

The "Hello Ground" and the "I Love Mouse" secrets are found by upgrading the Training Room so that a whale and a cat appears. Click on the whale to unlock the "Hello Ground" secret and the cat to unlock the "I Love Mouse" secret.

The "Lost Children" secret is found by finding all of the Lost Children. (Once you've found them all, two of them will remain at the Home as an reward).

The locations of the Lost Children:

Training Room: 1
One is hidden behind some swords once you've upgraded the Training Room high enough for a sword case to appear.

Home: 3
One is hidden as a silhouette in the background of the surrounding forest.
Two more can be found by upgrading the Home so that a windmill and crates appear, as they are hiding behind them.

Map: 2
One is hidden on the forest below the Hero sign (at the place where it faintly says "Pointless Plains")
One is hidden on the forest that's in-between the Shop sign and the Home sign (where it faintly says "Unholy Thicket")

Hero Stats: 1
One is hidden behind the left side of the stone pedestal that the Hero is standing on.

Museum: 3
One is hidden on the far right corner of the Armory.
One is hidden behind the clover and coin counter on the lower right of the game screen in the main room.
One is hidden in the skylight of the Trophy Room.

Arena: 2
One is hidden behind the "Select A Battle" sign.
when you engage in a fight in the arena, one is hidden behind the sign the tells you what battle you're on.

What's your current level in that game?