At 12/17/15 06:05 PM, EDM364 wrote: When's the last time you pooped?

Yesterday.

As president of the U.S. what's your response to the overwhelming number of "Mini Robo-Hitlers" being produced in Korea?

At 12/17/15 10:27 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote:

At 12/17/15 06:05 PM, EDM364 wrote: When's the last time you pooped?

Yesterday.

As president of the U.S. what's your response to the overwhelming number of "Mini Robo-Hitlers" being produced in Korea?

They're awesome and I want one.

What can they do?

At 12/18/15 07:06 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/17/15 10:27 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote:
As president of the U.S. what's your response to the overwhelming number of "Mini Robo-Hitlers" being produced in Korea?

They're awesome and I want one.

What can they do?

They can be used to kill anyone you want, regardless of how far away the target is.

What's the most expensive thing you own?

At 12/18/15 07:19 AM, SocialistClock wrote:

At 12/18/15 07:16 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
What's the most expensive thing you own?

My ink pen that i use to write Tom Fulp fan mail(poorly drawn dicks)

Can you really mastubate yourself to death?

Yes.

Are you a communist?

At 12/18/15 07:16 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the most expensive thing you own?

My car.

The fuck is up here?

At 12/18/15 07:24 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/18/15 07:16 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the most expensive thing you own?

My car.

The fuck is up here?

You don't wanna know.

What's the last thing you've fapped to?

At 12/18/15 07:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the last thing you've fapped to?

You don't want to know.

Or do you?

At 12/18/15 09:25 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/18/15 07:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the last thing you've fapped to?

You don't want to know.

Or do you?

I do.

Do you praise our dark lord Chin-Chin?

At 12/18/15 09:59 AM, Vangantem-Militem wrote: Do you praise our dark lord Chin-Chin?

No.

Will he give me cookies if I do?

At 12/18/15 01:08 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/18/15 12:59 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Will he give me cookies if I do?

Nope.

Why was I actually nominated for the BBS awards?

Because sometimes you seem like the only real person in this thread apart from me.

Is it not an honour to be nominated fr the BBS awards?

No.

Will he give me cookies if I do?

You will be granted strength and cosmic protection if you give the dark lord Chin Chin a daily sacrifice of chromosomes.

Is this a lucrative offer?

At 12/18/15 02:46 PM, Vangantem-Militem wrote:

You will be granted strength and cosmic protection if you give the dark lord Chin Chin a daily sacrifice of chromosomes.

Is this a lucrative offer?

No.

At 12/18/15 02:01 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/18/15 01:11 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Is it not an honour to be nominated fr the BBS awards?

Yeah, it actually does to be honest. I didn't think users actually appreciated me and It feels good because I'm a ''14er''.

Did you see the alt related to my name make a thread?

Yes.

At 12/18/15 09:25 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/18/15 07:28 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the last thing you've fapped to?

You don't want to know.

Or do you?

I do, but you must reveal it to everyone here, not via private message.

What's the worst news that you've ever heard?

At 12/18/15 03:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: What's the worst news that you've ever heard?

I'm still alive.

Won't you finally do something about that?

I would consider it an insult if I was nominated. You aren't even on the same level as me.

At 12/19/15 06:19 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Won't you finally do something about that?

I don't care and there is nothing I can do about it.

Question: Do you have hiccups frequently? How do you stop a hiccup?

At 12/19/15 06:34 AM, Sobolev wrote: Question: Do you have hiccups frequently? How do you stop a hiccup?

Only when I'm drunk, and then I don't care.

Whose blood is on my hands?

At 12/19/15 06:42 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Whose blood is on my hands?

The blood of your enemies.

Do you like watching crime shows?

At 12/19/15 03:58 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/19/15 06:42 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Whose blood is on my hands?

The blood of your enemies.

Actually, I checked. It was my own.

Do you like watching crime shows?

Usually yes, except for US ones, since those seemingly can't go without some attempt at police image improvement. But judging from the news I get from over there, they also need that.

What sources do you get your news from?

At 12/20/15 06:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
What sources do you get your news from?

My parents, cuz they won't stop bitching about politics.

When was the last time you drove a school bus full of children into a pit of acid?

At 12/20/15 06:58 AM, TheMadWasp wrote:

At 12/20/15 06:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
What sources do you get your news from?

My parents, cuz they won't stop bitching about politics.

When was the last time you drove a school bus full of children into a pit of acid?

Never.

Has anyone actually ever done this?

At 12/20/15 01:07 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/20/15 01:04 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Has anyone actually ever done this?

Nope.

Fuck dude I'm really getting tired of this what do you think about this?

Wow, you seem to have quite the stalker.

Does that guy not have any life at all?

At 12/20/15 01:18 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/20/15 01:12 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Does that guy not have any life at all?

It's sorry if you'd ask me, but there's plenty more where that came from. I'm surprised you haven't seen it all over the BBS.

Have you?

I have. It's painfully obvious.

Shouldn't this be a case for the admins to intervene?

At 12/21/15 03:56 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 12/21/15 05:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Shouldn't this be a case for the admins to intervene?

I guess.. but fuck it.

I wanna get high on Christmas since I got nothing to do anybody down? It's got to be the strongest marijuana though.

No comment.

Shouldn't one use more discretion when talking about such matters?

At 12/22/15 09:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Shouldn't one use more discretion when talking about such matters?

Yes.

Are you getting coal for Christmas?

At 12/22/15 09:41 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 12/22/15 09:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Shouldn't one use more discretion when talking about such matters?

Yes.

Are you getting coal for Christmas?

No.

What would I do with coal?

At 12/22/15 09:46 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/22/15 09:41 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Are you getting coal for Christmas?

No.

What would I do with coal?

Turn it into diamonds.

Can you corrupt this wish?

"I wish you were the Krampus"

At 12/22/15 09:48 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Can you corrupt this wish?

"I wish you were the Krampus"

Granted, I beat you up.

Which is worse: Earth, or Hell?

At 12/22/15 09:48 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Can you corrupt this wish?

"I wish you were the Krampus"

Unfortunately in this thread, corrupting wishes isn't possible, only asking weird questions is.

At 12/22/15 09:58 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Which is worse: Earth, or Hell?

I've never been to Hell, so I'm gonna say Earth.

What's that thing on your face?

At 12/22/15 09:58 AM, TheMadWasp wrote: What's that thing on your face?

It's called a beard.

Are you not manly enough for such shit?

At 12/22/15 10:07 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Are you not manly enough for such shit?

I don't like having beard on my face. It looks unnatural to me. Besides, I cannot shave properly so it is better for me to not have facial hair.

Question: Why is"knight" spelled "knight" with a silent k and not "night"?
Bonus: "Spelled" or "Spelt"?

At 12/22/15 11:37 AM, Sobolev wrote: Question: Why is"knight" spelled "knight" with a silent k and not "night"?

So as not to confuse it with "night", the opposite of day.

Bonus: "Spelled" or "Spelt"?

Both is possible.

Do you know your Shakespeare well?