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Best Worst Puns

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Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 11:48:11


Post the best worst puns you can think of.

I tried to explain "Lord of The Rings" to somebody,
But they had no idea what I was Tolkien about

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 11:49:18


At 1/11/14 11:48 AM, DefectiveDuck wrote: Post the best worst puns you can think of.

I tried to explain "Lord of The Rings" to somebody,
But they had no idea what I was Tolkien about

That was a really horrible pun, not even a good bad pun. If you know what I'm SAIYAN!


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 11:52:44


At 1/11/14 11:50 AM, Conal wrote: You're not "punny".

I will pun you up m8

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 11:54:16


At 1/11/14 11:51 AM, Wunderbar wrote:
At 1/11/14 11:49 AM, darkjam wrote: That was a really horrible pun, not even a good bad pun. If you know what I'm SAIYAN!
that't not a pun you fuck

Yes it is...


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 11:54:17


At 1/11/14 11:49 AM, darkjam wrote:
At 1/11/14 11:48 AM, DefectiveDuck wrote: Post the best worst puns you can think of.

I tried to explain "Lord of The Rings" to somebody,
But they had no idea what I was Tolkien about
That was a really horrible pun, not even a good bad pun. If you know what I'm SAIYAN!

So punny

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 12:05:29


At 1/11/14 12:00 PM, Wunderbar wrote: okay sorry i'll back off continue mentioning random words in place of others with zero relevancy for your own implied humorous effect and original take on the pun concept

OK, while you're at it, you can stop being such a dick and let people live their lives in a different way, I bet you support the Ku Klux Klan and the EDL.


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 16:47:11


Do I know any puns about sodium?

Na...

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 16:52:42


At 1/11/14 04:51 PM, Amaranthus wrote: rott while yer trying to think of something clever
shep herd about this thread and he says its shit sew you better try harder

It's trying to communicate :O

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 16:56:46


At 1/11/14 12:17 PM, Wunderbar wrote: stop derailing please. pm me if you want to continue this discussion thanks.

ironically lol?


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 17:58:03


Most girls run away from me when I tell them I'll rape them


*sigh*

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 19:06:43


Puns: 1. Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? 2. What kind of cheese do you don't have?

Answers:1. Because there's too many links. 2. Nacho cheese.


I'm just a girl from Texas. Nothing much.

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 19:09:57


Where is the pun in this?

This thread is so punny I forgot to laugh.

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 20:02:42


At 1/11/14 05:59 PM, SolXeroEraser wrote:
At 1/11/14 11:48 AM, DefectiveDuck wrote: Post the best worst puns you can think of.
Domon Kasshu: Ahhhh!
Rain Mikamura: Whats wrong honey?
Domon: The Toaster gave me a BURNING FINGER!!!!

Thumbs up, good job.

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 20:07:37


This is making my head thor. All funs are game. I shanty be staking part in this. And yet Stihl I have knot been able to stop looking.

You are so dad it makes my brain spurt.


Seriously love the Miestas zeitgeist....

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 22:38:53


Is just me or are you a magnet cuz you are attracting me


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

omtish

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 23:05:51


"Hey there Kirby. Have you ever Met A Knight?"
Terminal FTW

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Skynet is upon us.

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-11 23:19:22


Where is @BrazilianNinja?


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 00:14:06


At 1/11/14 11:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Where is @BrazilianNinja?

@BrazilianNinja doesn't use the BBS anymore.

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 00:44:38


You got some freaky DNA and I want to see what's inside your Genes .


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 00:46:53


There's a really great seafood restaurant downtown that my girl and I enjoy. We've gone there for our anniversary and her birthday. Last week, we went just for the halibut.

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 01:12:08


At 1/12/14 12:14 AM, DefectiveDuck wrote:
At 1/11/14 11:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Where is @BrazilianNinja?
@BrazilianNinja doesn't use the BBS anymore.

Fuck that @BrazilianNinja then.


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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 07:18:42


Somebody pun this thread already...


Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 08:12:52


On Newgrounds I like to TANK it up a little.

But really if you want to hear a few good puns, just watch this.


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 10:32:34


Do shaggy dog stories/feghoots count? For those of you who don't know what that means, it's long pointless stories usually told in the form of jokes often resulting in a lame pun.

Google "The Longest Joke In The World" and you'll understand what I'm talking about.


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 13:54:28


At 1/12/14 01:12 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 1/12/14 12:14 AM, DefectiveDuck wrote:
At 1/11/14 11:19 PM, Gagsy wrote: Where is @BrazilianNinja?
@BrazilianNinja doesn't use the BBS anymore.
Fuck that @BrazilianNinja then.

Indeed. @BrazilianNinja sucks >:C

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-01-12 14:12:28


At 1/12/14 01:56 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I dropped my waffle at the beach.
Now it's a Sandy Eggo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

Finally an actual pun

Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-11-14 01:16:13


I got some bump in my trunk!

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-11-14 01:26:19


I really had two go through too pages before I could find five or sicks puns?

Maybe I'll just reorder words, or

Fuck it I don't care.

At 1/11/14 05:58 PM, Splats wrote: Most girls run away from me when I tell them I'll rape them

(Almost) only on the internet...

Like seriously, haven't I seen you on /b/ before?

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Response to Best Worst Puns 2014-11-14 12:51:14


My friend broke his funny bone today.

I dunno about you, but I thought it was pretty humerus.

AWWWWW SNAP


did you fall from the sky love

kik me baby

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