At 2/7/14 03:12 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/7/14 10:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Granted, instead you do pretty much all other drugs at once, and die.

I wish weed was legal.

Already granted :/, stoners come out of hiding.

I wish I have a symphogear.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish NG was more active.

At 2/8/14 08:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish NG was more active.

Granted, but then it crashes in on itself like when the Homestuck cartoon was submitted here (I think that's what happened, right?).

I wish I had a full time job with benefits with the job I currently have.

At 2/8/14 10:11 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/8/14 09:56 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 2/8/14 08:29 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish NG was more active.

Granted, but then it crashes in on itself like when the Homestuck cartoon was submitted here (I think that's what happened, right?).

I wish I had a full time job with benefits with the job I currently have.

Granted, but you get fired the first day on the job.

I wish for hot chicken wings.

Granted, they're so hot you burn from the inside.

I wish you hadn't made me hungry.

At 2/8/14 12:56 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/8/14 12:51 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish you hadn't made me hungry.

Granted, but you now gain weight ten times faster.

I wish obesity didn't exist.

Granted, but you die of starvation.

I wish everyone had what they needed to live.

At 2/8/14 01:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish everyone had what they needed to live.

Granted, everyone got greedy and wanted more than everyone else. The world dies.

I want to listen to the prefect song. One that makes me think and feel the meaning of life....

At 2/8/14 04:29 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 2/8/14 01:00 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish everyone had what they needed to live.

Granted, everyone got greedy and wanted more than everyone else. The world dies.

I want to listen to the prefect song. One that makes me think and feel the meaning of life....

Granted, the song end up being the bumpyest of bump songs and you blasted the song at maxium volume you eventually go death.

I wish I have ghost powers.

At 2/8/14 11:51 PM, tsukikomi wrote:
I wish I have ghost powers.

Granted. This necessitates your death. You have no memories except for your final, empassioned moments before your death...and you nebulously stay restricted to the area you spent the most time, or had the most profound exertions of energy in your life.

Wandering, aimlessly in your box of no walls, you are stuck there eternally with your ghost powers...crying out into ears that nary listen. Emoting into eyes that never see.

I wish tsukikomi had ghost powers, but wasn't trapped in a fate worse than death like my corruption just did.

At 2/9/14 08:27 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish tsukikomi had ghost powers, but wasn't trapped in a fate worse than death like my corruption just did.

Granted, I became danny phantom

I wish super mario world is irl.

At 2/9/14 09:23 AM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 2/9/14 08:27 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish tsukikomi had ghost powers, but wasn't trapped in a fate worse than death like my corruption just did.

Granted, I became danny phantom

I wish super mario world is irl.

Granted. You're the goomba.

I wish for connections to the mafia.

At 2/9/14 11:49 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/9/14 09:26 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for connections to the mafia.

Granted, but they reject you.

I wish world hunger didn't exist.

Granted. Nothing exists any more because of all the stuff you wish for.

I wish I didn't exist.

I wish NG has less retarded people.

GRANTED! (Kills self, you and everybody)

I wish I was cooler then a cucumber

At 2/9/14 02:02 PM, PandaZombie wrote: I wish I was cooler then a cucumber

Granted. No idea in what way a cucumber is cool, so everything remains as it is.

I wish people made more meaningful wishes.

At 2/10/14 10:21 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 2/10/14 10:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 2/9/14 02:02 PM, PandaZombie wrote: I wish I was cooler then a cucumber

Granted. No idea in what way a cucumber is cool, so everything remains as it is.

I wish people made more meaningful wishes.

Granted, but this thread becomes boring now.

I wish for something fun.

Granted, you get kicked in the balls. It's fun for everyone watching.

I wish to kick someone in the balls.

At 2/10/14 10:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to kick someone in the balls.

Granted. Through a rift in time, you kick someone in the balls and then laugh about it as you run away.

Moments later, someone appears in front of you from a rift in time and then kicks you in the balls. Whoever they are, they laughed and ran away...it all seems so familiar...

I wish I could bring Nikolai Tesla, four years before he dies, to the present day to introduce him to the modern world's greatest minds.

At 2/10/14 12:17 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I could bring Nikolai Tesla, four years before he dies, to the present day to introduce him to the modern world's greatest minds.

Granted, you find out he's a complete dick.

I wish to meet someone who isn't a dick.

At 2/10/14 02:35 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Granted. You meet an autistic person.

I wish for someone to give me a hug.

Granted. You get a bear hug, from someone wearing a spiky suit.

I wish I had some milk for my cornflakes.

At 2/10/14 04:58 PM, cheezz wrote:
I wish I had some milk for my cornflakes.

Granted. You receive a shot glass 3/4ths full of expired, clumpy milk.

I wish I had the superhero ability teleport my farts wherever I want.

At 2/10/14 06:31 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I understood the mysteries of life itself.

42.

I wish you get that reference.

At 2/11/14 10:19 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
42.

I wish you get that reference.

Granted, and it ruins The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series once and for all. Douglas Adams spins in his grave so hard that Disney reboots the one movie they made, and they fuck it up even more, way to go.

I wish Douglas Adams were still alive.

At 2/11/14 10:24 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish Douglas Adams were still alive.

Granted, but the next part of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" will be terribly lame.

I wish I could just write 42 on an exam and pass.

At 2/11/14 01:53 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I could slap NewgroundsMike.

Granted, it was in a stroke of passion. The night spent in hot sweet and love making. Both of you got married. Vinnvy committed adultery. NewgroundsMike found out and shot Vinnvy, cut off his balls and dick, and ate them in a soup. Later he killed himself for unrelated reasons.

I wish for my dream girl.

At 2/11/14 05:17 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish for my dream girl.

Granted...there she sits at an undisclosed location. She puts down the book she was reading and thinks to herself, "I really want some ice cream right now." and KABLAMMO, a bowl of ice cream appears on the desk in front of her.

Congratulations, you just wished for your dream girl.

I wish that everyone in the entire world was psychic.

At 2/11/14 05:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish that everyone in the entire world was psychic.

Granted, Everybody but you

I wish I could revisit the past without messing up the space time continuum

At 2/11/14 05:52 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish I could revisit the past without messing up the space time continuum

Granted, here is a history book.

I wish for a flexible, well tone, muscle body.

At 2/11/14 05:52 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 2/11/14 05:46 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish that everyone in the entire world was psychic.

Granted, Everybody but you

I wish I could revisit the past without messing up the space time continuum

Granted since you traveling back was suppose to happen anyways (btw you become your own grandpa)

I wish saiyans are real.

At 2/11/14 06:04 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a flexible, well tone, muscle body.

Granted, your bones cannot support this body mass and you break all of your bones

I wish I could get a job without a resume

At 2/11/14 06:08 PM, HolidayJester wrote:
I wish I could get a job without a resume

Granted, you are indebted to a reckless mafia.

I wish I had the superhero ability to implant any thought I wanted into anybody I wanted regardless of where they were, with no detrimental effects on my own mind.

At 2/11/14 06:08 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 2/11/14 06:04 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for a flexible, well tone, muscle body.

Granted, your bones cannot support this body mass and you break all of your bones

I wish I could get a job without a resume

HOW DARE YOU GUYS SKIP ME!!!!!¡!

At 2/11/14 06:55 PM, Phobotech wrote: I wish I had the superhero ability to implant any thought I wanted into anybody I wanted regardless of where they were, with no detrimental effects on my own mind.

Granted, here are your results.

At 2/11/14 06:58 PM, tsukikomi wrote: HOW DARE YOU GUYS SKIP ME!!!!!¡!

As to why you make Tsukikomi think that no one knows. Someone else must have implanted the idea in your head. Tsukikomi later kills you, then dies from a massive orgasm.

I wish for super speed. (The drug not the power)

At 2/11/14 07:08 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish for super speed. (The drug not the power)

Granted, the FBI then barges in and arrests you for not using the drug correctly

I wish I could have super strength