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At 11/15/13 05:51 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for the spirit of Massachusetts to be the spirit of America.

Granted. However Vatican City preforms an exorcism and removes it.

I wish Staffighter had an 8.5 Inch penis and a supermodel girlfriend.

At 11/15/13 06:50 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 11/15/13 05:51 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish Staffighter had an 8.5 Inch penis and a supermodel girlfriend.

Granted, but her dick is bigger!

I wish for a hovercraft.

At 11/15/13 07:06 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for a hovercraft.

Granted. You get a toy hovercraft.

I wish for the confidence to tell a girl my feelings about her.

At 11/15/13 07:06 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for a hovercraft.

Granted! The spirit of Massachusetts becomes the spirit of America, and MIT student run Terrafugia buys Detroit. Then the Pope exorcises America and ruins the economy. You are forced to sell your hovercraft and buy an old KIA.

At 11/15/13 07:15 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish for the confidence to tell a girl my feelings about her.

Granted, her boyfriend kills you.

I wish that other guy didn't jump your wish like that...

At 11/15/13 07:19 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 11/15/13 07:15 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish for the confidence to tell a girl my feelings about her.

Granted, her boyfriend kills you.

I wish that other guy didn't jump your wish like that...

Granted, he jumps your wish instead.

I wish I was Eminiem

At 11/15/13 07:58 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

I wish I was Eminiem

Granted. You had a horrible childhood, the mother of your child hates you and all the world is just waiting to watch you fail and disspell the myth of the white rapper.

I wish for Breakin 3: Electric Legacy to be greenlit.

At 11/15/13 08:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for Breakin 3: Electric Legacy to be greenlit.

Granted. As it turns out it sucks, gets pirated to shit, and removed before you can buy it.

I wish I was a hot girl that was giving Staffighter a Blowjob.

At 11/15/13 09:13 PM, BlackMamba wrote:

I wish I was Walter White, and could cook some meth.

Granted, but your lab blows up and you end up having cancer while looking like two face from Batman.

I wish that zeppelins would rule the sky...

At 11/15/13 09:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 11/15/13 09:13 PM, BlackMamba wrote:

I wish I was Walter White, and could cook some meth.

Granted, but your lab blows up and you end up having cancer while looking like two face from Batman.

I wish that zeppelins would rule the sky...

Granted, and just the one you're in blows up.

I wish for a functioning teleporter.

At 11/15/13 09:05 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 11/15/13 08:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for Breakin 3: Electric Legacy to be greenlit.

Granted. As it turns out it sucks, gets pirated to shit, and removed before you can buy it.

I wish I was a hot girl that was giving Staffighter a Blowjob.

Granted. You then get STD's and die.

I wish for iGoogle to come back.

At 11/26/13 04:37 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

At 11/15/13 09:05 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 11/15/13 08:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for Breakin 3: Electric Legacy to be greenlit.

Granted. As it turns out it sucks, gets pirated to shit, and removed before you can buy it.

I wish I was a hot girl that was giving Staffighter a Blowjob.

Granted. You then get STD's and die.

I wish for iGoogle to come back.

Granted, but they call it iFaggot, and you're the only one who uses it, and it doesn't even work, and half the time, it's not even that. It's just a guy that comes to your house and rapes you.

I wish I could post on NG without everyone being such an idiot all the fucking time. I mean really. That got old QUICK. We're here, or at least I am, to just try and make conversation, kill time.. Not to have every person here be rude and childish.

At 11/26/13 08:01 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish I could post on NG without everyone being such an idiot all the fucking time. I mean really. That got old QUICK. We're here, or at least I am, to just try and make conversation, kill time.. Not to have every person here be rude and childish.

Granted, you post on NG, and everyone else leaves.

I wish you'd get over the fact that all humans are assholes.

At 11/27/13 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish you'd get over the fact that all humans are assholes.

Granted, but you are now the biggest asshole of all.

I wish no one was an asshole.

At 11/27/13 01:47 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 11/27/13 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish you'd get over the fact that all humans are assholes.

Granted, but you are now the biggest asshole of all.

I wish no one was an asshole.

Granted, now you no longer have an asshole, so you can't shit ever again, and you die.

I wish I was funnier.

At 11/27/13 01:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish I was funnier.

Granted, you get into a gang related fight and your face is beat in as if Dr. Seuss drew you. You can try to get your face fixed by plastic surgery but it'll only make your face hilarious.

I wish he had a great sense of humor.

At 11/27/13 03:31 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish he had a great sense of humor.

Granted, you and him now have nothing in common to talk about.

I wish to ride a flying parade float through the sky.

At 11/27/13 05:05 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/27/13 05:00 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to ride a flying parade float through the sky.

Granted but you fall to your death.

I wish I had a bunch of cat plushies.

Granted. Satan possesses them and has them kill you in the most gruesome ways thinkabe.

I wish that I had some pizza at my table right now.

At 11/27/13 11:24 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

I wish that I had some pizza at my table right now.

Granted, but it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. Freezer burned DiGiorno.

I wish I could come up with something better than another hat.

At 11/28/13 12:02 AM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 11/27/13 11:24 PM, Protoman1337 wrote:

I wish that I had some pizza at my table right now.

Granted, but it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno. Freezer burned DiGiorno.

I wish I could come up with something better than another hat.

Granted, but you won't get another hat then.

I wish to do a wall of death at some business meeting.

At 11/29/13 09:49 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to do a wall of death at some business meeting.

Granted, but you end up getting crushed to death in it.

I wish that I could get up early.

At 11/29/13 10:10 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: I wish that I could get up early.

Granted but you will been unable to ever to go to bed any longer.

I wish I had some swedish money to be able to use for a purpose that I see fit.

At 11/29/13 10:18 AM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/29/13 10:10 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: I wish that I could get up early.

Granted but you will been unable to ever to go to bed any longer.

I wish I had some swedish money to be able to use for a purpose that I see fit.

Granted. You use it to purchase a suicide machine which you put to good use as soon as you receive it.

I wish this is the 2,569th reply to this thread.

At 11/29/13 10:57 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 11/29/13 10:18 AM, Mismo wrote:

At 11/29/13 10:10 AM, Yoshiii343 wrote: I wish that I could get up early.

Granted but you will been unable to ever to go to bed any longer.

I wish I had some swedish money to be able to use for a purpose that I see fit.

Granted. You use it to purchase a suicide machine which you put to good use as soon as you receive it.

I wish this is the 2,569th reply to this thread.

Granted, but this means you suck at math.

I wish for this thread to reach at least 666 pages.

At 11/29/13 11:00 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for this thread to reach at least 666 pages.

Granted, but then the thread gets deleted.

I wish I didn't suck at math.

At 11/29/13 11:21 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 11/29/13 11:00 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for this thread to reach at least 666 pages.

Granted, but then the thread gets deleted.

I wish I didn't suck at math.

Granted. You become very good at math but start sucking horribly at other subjects.

I wish I had a sword that could cut open an entire galaxy with one slash.

At 11/27/13 01:42 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/26/13 08:01 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish I could post on NG without everyone being such an idiot all the fucking time. I mean really. That got old QUICK. We're here, or at least I am, to just try and make conversation, kill time.. Not to have every person here be rude and childish.

Granted, you post on NG, and everyone else leaves.

I wish you'd get over the fact that all humans are assholes.

Granted. But then I kill you for opening my eyes to such a crazy truth after I just smoked a blunt.

I wish it didn't have to be this way.

At 11/29/13 07:31 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:



I wish it didn't have to be this way.

Granted. Everyone chooses for it to be this way and we're all horrified by the stark reality of how little we can really blame outside sources.

I wish incense didn't make my throat itchy.

At 11/29/13 07:49 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/29/13 07:31 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:



I wish it didn't have to be this way.

Granted. Everyone chooses for it to be this way and we're all horrified by the stark reality of how little we can really blame outside sources.

I wish incense didn't make my throat itchy.

Granted, but the cops find out why you were burning the incense.

I wish I wasn't sick with a cold right now.