At 7/11/13 03:07 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish people would join the tf2 server I made.

All of them are F2P Noobs who have high ping, high voices, and beg for hats instead of playing the game, causing nobody normal to visit your server.

At 7/11/13 05:10 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

At 7/11/13 03:07 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish people would join the tf2 server I made.

All of them are F2P Noobs who have high ping, high voices, and beg for hats instead of playing the game, causing nobody normal to visit your server.

What, no wish?

At 7/11/13 05:23 PM, DrClay wrote: What, no wish?

You contribute NOTHING

I wish I could take a huge, fat diamond, super-heat it with lasers, and then dump it in a pool of oxygen.

At 7/11/13 09:14 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 7/11/13 05:23 PM, DrClay wrote: What, no wish?

You contribute NOTHING

I wish I could take a huge, fat diamond, super-heat it with lasers, and then dump it in a pool of oxygen.

Well, pool of LIQUID oxygen, but other than that, same wish.

At 7/11/13 09:14 PM, CiviLies wrote: I wish I could take a huge, fat diamond, super-heat it with lasers, and then dump it in a pool of oxygen.

Granted, here's an ace of dimands.

I wish for tiny water bottle that can hold an infinite amount of drinking water AND there is nothing else in it.

At 7/11/13 09:22 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish for tiny water bottle that can hold an infinite amount of drinking water AND there is nothing else in it.

Granted, you get a bottle of water that CAN hold an infinite amount of water, but it doesn't.

I wish for some buttered toast.

At 7/12/13 03:15 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 7/11/13 09:22 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish for tiny water bottle that can hold an infinite amount of drinking water AND there is nothing else in it.

Granted, you get a bottle of water that CAN hold an infinite amount of water, but it doesn't.

I wish for some buttered toast.

Granted. But then Ed steals the buttered toast from you and eats it right in front of your face. He then burps at your face, and says, "GRAVY!"

I wish for some Gravy

At 7/12/13 04:01 AM, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 7/12/13 03:15 AM, DrClay wrote:

At 7/11/13 09:22 PM, Tankdown wrote:
I wish for tiny water bottle that can hold an infinite amount of drinking water AND there is nothing else in it.

Granted, you get a bottle of water that CAN hold an infinite amount of water, but it doesn't.

I wish for some buttered toast.

Granted. But then Ed steals the buttered toast from you and eats it right in front of your face. He then burps at your face, and says, "GRAVY!"

I wish for some Gravy

Granted, but you now have a bath tube full of onion flavor gravy for the rest of your life...

I wish I did not forget to make something for robot day....

At 7/12/13 04:09 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I did not forget to make something for robot day....

Granted, you made something for robot day, but it's crappy as hell and gets blammed within an hour.

I wish more crappy stuff got blammed.

At 7/12/13 08:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/12/13 04:09 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish I did not forget to make something for robot day....

Granted, you made something for robot day, but it's crappy as hell and gets blammed within an hour.

I wish more crappy stuff got blammed.

Granted. Now all flash, art, and audio you make becomes the shittiest ever.

I wish I had a nymphomaniac wife. Who is also a woman, does not have a penis, is not a murderer, disguised monster, or federal agent, does not have any orifice filled with poision, spikes, lava, or anything that could bring bodily harm to me. She will also be loyal to me and not cheat, have a nice set of tits, and knows how to cook. And also likes having sex in the shower, and IS NOT A MURDERER WEARING A WOMAN'S SKIN. And she lives a normal life.

At 7/12/13 08:48 AM, FlakJaketPro wrote: I wish I had a nymphomaniac wife. Who is also a woman, does not have a penis, is not a murderer, disguised monster, or federal agent, does not have any orifice filled with poision, spikes, lava, or anything that could bring bodily harm to me. She will also be loyal to me and not cheat, have a nice set of tits, and knows how to cook. And also likes having sex in the shower, and IS NOT A MURDERER WEARING A WOMAN'S SKIN. And she lives a normal life.

Granted. At your wedding, her father shoots you down. Or maybe I will, if this motherf***er won't let me post because of "too much quoted text".

I wish @Sequenced would answer my PM.

At 7/12/13 09:16 AM, ihca1am wrote:

At 7/12/13 09:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish @Sequenced would answer my PM.

Granted, and you become a deluded stuck up loser like him.

I wish to become real.

Granted, and you discover that life sucks, and you were better off when you were not real.

I wish life didn't suck.

At 7/12/13 09:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/12/13 09:16 AM, ihca1am wrote:

At 7/12/13 09:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish @Sequenced would answer my PM.

Granted, and you become a deluded stuck up loser like him.

I wish to become real.

Granted, and you discover that life sucks, and you were better off when you were not real.

I wish life didn't suck.

Granted, You're now dead

I wish I wasn't so creatively bankrupt.

At 7/12/13 09:16 AM, ihca1am wrote: A

Granted, and you become a deluded stuck up loser like him.

who the fuck are you?

Granted, but this is above you.

At 7/12/13 12:22 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish the person who posts below me would leave my wish alone and not corrupt it.

Wish granted but you can not make another wish ever.
I wish that they would make a great Pokémon moba with no bugs.

At 7/12/13 04:38 PM, Grimdalus wrote: Wish granted but you can not make another wish ever.
I wish that they would make a great PokÃf©mon moba with no bugs.

Granted, you make a great Pokamon moba with a team who calls them self "They", but Nintendo see that the game has been created without their permission while your team is gaining money for selling items ingame to other players. Nintendo sues you for every thing you got because they can't find the group name they, and Nintendo wins the lawsuit. As a result, Nintendo gets a hold of this moba and destroys it while you are now homeless living on the streets....

I wish I could see into the future.

At 7/12/13 09:10 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 7/12/13 04:38 PM, Grimdalus wrote: Wish granted but you can not make another wish ever.
I wish that they would make a great PokÃffÃ'©mon moba with no bugs.

I can still make a wish! Looks like your wish corruption failed!

Granted, but it very quickly gets outdated.

I wish no one would be able to make a wish anymore.

granted, the person named "No One" can't make a wish, and as a result you get skipped...

I wish I could see into the future.

At 7/12/13 09:24 PM, VinnyXY wrote: Granted, but you can only see the deaths and destructions that occur in the future. They drive you insane and you eventually begin to consider the ability to see into the future a curse.

I wish for someone to give me nothing.

granted,
but your right leg contracts a rare form of flesh eating disease leading eventually to your amputation

i wish this thread would end

404 error. Wish not granted. Try again NEVER.

I wish.

At 7/13/13 01:35 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: 404 error. Wish not granted. Try again NEVER.

I wish.

I CORRUPT MY OWN WISH FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND NO APPARENT CORRUPTION.
I wish http://www.newgrounds.com existed.

At 7/13/13 03:14 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 7/13/13 01:35 AM, Pixelwiz wrote: 404 error. Wish not granted. Try again NEVER.

I wish.

I CORRUPT MY OWN WISH FOR NO APPARENT REASON AND NO APPARENT CORRUPTION.
I wish http://www.newgrounds.com existed.

Granted, but now your are now banned from Newgrounds forever...

I wish the whistle for newgrounds would finally work again...

At 7/12/13 11:52 AM, kisame wrote: I wish I wasn't so creatively bankrupt.

Granted, you're now uncreatively bankrupt. Which IMO is even worse.

At 7/12/13 10:01 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for all the wishes/corruptions made in this thread to actually come true.

Granted. This includes the one I'm going to make below.

At 7/13/13 03:35 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: I wish the whistle for newgrounds would finally work again...

Granted, but it's abused all the time and in the end we all end up with a garbage whistle.

And now, Vinny, for the wish you wished to actually come true:
I wish for you to die.

At 7/13/13 02:30 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for the next person to just grant this wish without corrupting it.

Granted, but you didn't really wish for anything.

I wish for larger image sizes in Newgrounds.

At 00/00/00 00:00 Mp3, DorkAssClown wrote:
I wish for larger image sizes in Newgrounds.

Granted. Everyone starts posting pictures OF MY DICK.
I wish for instant-delivery waffles (no putting bacteria or mold in it!!!!)

At 7/13/13 06:19 PM, Pixelwiz wrote: I wish for instant-delivery waffles (no putting bacteria or mold in it!!!!)

Granted, but they have poison in them.

I wish for a farm so I could grow my own food.

Why DorkAssClown?

At 7/13/13 06:42 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:

I wish for a farm so I could grow my own food.

Granted. Enjoy the back breaking labor of sustenance farming.

I wish Crow and Tom Servo were real.

At 7/13/13 07:10 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish Crow and Tom Servo were real.

Granted but noone would be save.

I wish for more M&M's right now

At 7/13/13 07:56 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 7/13/13 07:10 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish Crow and Tom Servo were real.

Granted but noone would be save.

I wish for more M&M's right now

Granted, but they taste like shit.

I wish that next poster in this thread died of AIDS within 2 painful weeks.

At 7/13/13 07:59 PM, Makakaov wrote:

I wish that next poster in this thread died of AIDS within 2 painful weeks.

Granted. I get to miss the alien invasion. If you think the probing they do on the fly is invasive wait until they settle in, learn a bit and have to dig deeper. Oh. and thanks to their advanced medical technology you're healed to virgin tightness for the next day.

I wish the truth about Kurt Cobains death came out.