At 1/16/14 04:27 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Everyone losted their souls

I wish I can run at the speed of loght with all the resistances n stuff.

Granted, you run at the speed of loght, but loght runs really slowly. The resistance are running for presidency.

I wish youth could be cloned, so you could effectively double your lack of age.

At 1/16/14 04:35 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 1/16/14 04:27 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Everyone losted their souls

I wish I can run at the speed of loght with all the resistances n stuff.

Granted, you run at the speed of loght, but loght runs really slowly. The resistance are running for presidency.

I wish youth could be cloned, so you could effectively double your lack of age.

Wish granted, but aliens attacked us to steal our youth cloning technology to remake it in something way better, as they left our planet after killing people and stealing the technology.

I wish that our planet wouldn't be so fucked up as now.

At 1/16/14 01:05 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

I wish that our planet wouldn't be so fucked up as now.

Wish granted, you know live on Mars and die due to asphyxiation.

I wish I could stay at the library just a little bit longer.

At 1/16/14 08:24 PM, UncleCubone wrote:

At 1/16/14 01:05 PM, Dawcio510 wrote:

I wish that our planet wouldn't be so fucked up as now.

Wish granted, you know live on Mars and die due to asphyxiation.

I wish I could stay at the library just a little bit longer.

granted you are locked in starved because of a long holiday.
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I wish I had money

At 1/16/14 08:38 PM, MadFedora wrote:

At 1/16/14 08:36 PM, kazumazkan wrote:
I wish I had money

Wish granted, my good sir. Now you are in the middle of desert which fills with paper money.

I wish I have a six-figures job.

granted, but your friend for embezzlement sentenced to prison and then brutally raped everyday then you are found not
guilty and by the time you are released from jail you have a gaping hole and then you are forced to be a pack mule, you then get caught again sent prison and raped again and forced oral.
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I wish i had allot of money in my bank account and a good job

At 1/16/14 08:36 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

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I wish I had money

Granted. One word: Prostitution.

I wish my computer wasn't about to die.

At 1/16/14 09:05 PM, MadFedora wrote:

At 1/16/14 09:02 PM, UncleCubone wrote:

At 1/16/14 08:36 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

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I wish I had money

Granted. One word: Prostitution.

I wish my computer wasn't about to die.

Wish granted. You have a computer that cannot be turned off and run 24/7. Your electric bills hit the roof.

I wish I have a house of my own.

granted, it's filled with lava.

I wish for a 2 foot sour patch kid

At 1/16/14 09:06 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: granted, it's filled with lava.

I wish for a 2 foot sour patch kid

Granted you get a 2 foot sour patch kid... but it's sour.

I wish for something sweet.

At 1/16/14 09:06 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: granted, it's filled with lava.

I wish for a 2 foot sour patch kid

You loose your teeth.

I wish i was yurgenburgen.

At 1/16/14 08:52 PM, MadFedora wrote: I wish I was a better whitehat so now I can work for Google.

Granted, you are hired by Google. However, right afterwards, people will finally realize how much shit Google does to them, boycot it and force it to shut down.

At 1/17/14 04:33 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish for something sweet.

Granted, you are literally drowned in chocolate. You get something sweet, but you die.

At 1/17/14 04:34 AM, tsukikomi wrote: I wish i was yurgenburgen.

Granted, your username is changed to yurgenburgen because the real one got deleted. You are still you, however.

I wish Google did indeed shut down.

At 1/17/14 10:21 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish Google did indeed shut down.

Yahoo takes over and allows the NSA to go full blown SOPA.

I wish a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.And don't! for get the pickles!

At 1/17/14 03:52 PM, Dataizm wrote: I wish a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.And don't! for get the pickles!

Granted, but you die of clogged arteries (which you probably would anyway).

I wish my brother would shave everyday.

At 1/18/14 10:05 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 1/18/14 09:59 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 1/17/14 03:52 PM, Dataizm wrote: I wish a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.And don't! for get the pickles!

Granted, but you die of clogged arteries (which you probably would anyway).

I wish my brother would shave everyday.

Granted, but you now grow hair over every inch of your body.

I wish I could learn something.

You learn how to kill yourself, and immediately go for it.

I wish I could travel to the afterlife and back.

At 1/18/14 09:59 AM, Ericho wrote: Granted, but you die of clogged arteries (which you probably would anyway).

I wish my brother would shave everyday.

Granted but you have to stop kissing him.

I wish for a bottle of rum

At 1/18/14 02:43 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for a never ending bag of high quality weed, mad hot bitches, and trillions of dollars, and power beyond any God.

Granted, you have a great life. it's definitely better than all the children that are starving around the world.

I wish to end world drug addiction

At 1/18/14 08:44 PM, ChickenTenders wrote:

At 1/18/14 02:43 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: I wish for a never ending bag of high quality weed, mad hot bitches, and trillions of dollars, and power beyond any God.

Granted, you have a great life. it's definitely better than all the children that are starving around the world.

I wish to end world drug addiction

Granted, they all became porn addicts later.

I wish I can stay 19 forever.

At 1/19/14 04:52 AM, tsukikomi wrote: Granted, they all became porn addicts later.

I wish I can stay 19 forever.

Granted, but they change the age of majority to 21.

I wish justice was swift.

At 1/18/14 08:39 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: I wish for a bottle of rum

You die of alcohol abuse.

At 1/19/14 06:55 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish justice was swift.

Granted. You kill a guy and get shot where you stand.

I wish the death penalty was abolished all around the world.

At 1/19/14 09:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish the death penalty was abolished all around the world.

Granted, but now there's over population and rampant crime.

I wish my brother would clip his nails like a normal person.

At 1/19/14 09:37 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 1/19/14 09:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish the death penalty was abolished all around the world.

Granted, but now there's over population and rampant crime.

I wish my brother would clip his nails like a normal person.

Granted, but then he puts them in your food.

I wish I was original.

At 1/19/14 10:49 AM, NodogtheBest wrote:

At 1/19/14 10:46 AM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 1/19/14 10:32 AM, NodogtheBest wrote:
I wish for every flash here to get blammed. *evil laugh*

Granted, but your stats all get reset as well.

I wish I was less lazy.

Granted, but you have a unbelievable amount of tasks and you start wishing you were lazy again.

I wish for a fish on a dish that KISS missed.

Granted, it somehow kills you.

I wish to have the powers of every video game protagonist ever to exist ever.

At 1/19/14 12:06 PM, NodogtheBest wrote: I wish for a Newgrounds-painted tank.

Granted, you are run over by it.

I wish I was one of the TANKMEN.

At 1/19/14 12:22 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/19/14 12:06 PM, NodogtheBest wrote: I wish for a Newgrounds-painted tank.

Granted, you are run over by it.

I wish I was one of the TANKMEN.

You end up dying in the war servig for ngs

I wish I can become cyberdevil.

At 1/19/14 01:32 PM, tsukikomi wrote:

At 1/19/14 12:22 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/19/14 12:06 PM, NodogtheBest wrote: I wish for a Newgrounds-painted tank.

Granted, you are run over by it.

I wish I was one of the TANKMEN.

You end up dying in the war servig for ngs

I wish I can become cyberdevil.

Granted, but because of that "devil" part in your name you go to hell.

I wish they played heavy metal in hell.

I wish someone would come visit me.

Granted, the police show up and frame you for murder.

I wish I was Superman.

At 1/20/14 02:02 PM, Clamstuffer wrote:

I wish someone would come visit me.

Granted, the police show up and frame you for murder.

I wish I was Superman.

Granted. Now everybody laughs at you and no one takes you seriously. Except for little children, but they don't matter.

I wish I had Superman's powers without looking like him.

Granted. People think you are not human and kill you.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

At 1/24/14 06:00 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, and not granted. As the your demand has no logical conclusion, the only answer you'll get is a contradiction.

I wish for an awesome spaceship!

At 1/24/14 06:03 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 1/24/14 06:00 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

Granted, and not granted. As the your demand has no logical conclusion, the only answer you'll get is a contradiction.

I wish for an awesome spaceship!

Granted. It gets shot down with you in it 5 seconds later.

I wish for more Streetpass tags on my 3DS

At 1/24/14 07:07 PM, Protoman1337 wrote: I wish for more Streetpass tags on my 3DS

Granted, but your 3DS self-destructs.

I wish I could self-destruct.