At 9/19/13 09:56 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I wish I had a pet rabbit.

Granted, but I steal and cook it.

I wish I had a cooked rabbit.

At 9/19/13 10:09 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/19/13 09:56 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I wish I had a pet rabbit.

Granted, but I steal and cook it.

I wish I had a cooked rabbit.

Granted but then it comes alive as a hideous zombie rabbit monster and eats you!

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't involve my dick.

At 9/19/13 12:07 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 9/19/13 10:09 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/19/13 09:56 AM, SCTE3 wrote: I wish I had a pet rabbit.

Granted, but I steal and cook it.

I wish I had a cooked rabbit.

Granted but then it comes alive as a hideous zombie rabbit monster and eats you!

I wish I could think of a wish that didn't involve my dick.

Granted, you don't have a dick any more.

I wish I could change my sex at will.

At 9/19/13 03:04 PM, Slacker013 wrote:

At 9/19/13 02:58 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

I wish for adventure.

Granted, you die 2 feet from your door!

I wish for the next person to go to every funeral brought on by a corrupt wish.

granted,they were all female pornstars who had open caskets! 8D

i wish for the next person to invent the portal gun

i wish for the next person to invent the portal gun

Granted but the only thing you can shoot with it is my heart LOL

I wish to open the retail store that puts walmart out of buisness

At 9/19/13 09:16 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish to open the retail store that puts walmart out of buisness

Granted, but that ticks the Walmart guys off so much that a few days later, you suddenly "disappear". When your body is found then, the official version will be that you "committed suicide" by shooting yourself in the back of the head.

I wish to corrupt a wish without killing someone.

I wish for some nice things.

Granted ,but they are nice girly things that you have little to no use for( so far as I know)

1) pink and black zebra stripe bra and pantie set

2) gift card to your local porn shop for the toy of you choice
3) a dozen roses

I wish for turkey hill double dunker icecream

At 9/20/13 06:24 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for turkey hill double dunker icecream

Granted, you drown in it.

I wish for a good beef steak.

At 9/21/13 11:36 AM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/21/13 08:47 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/20/13 06:24 PM, sweet-n-saltynut wrote: I wish for turkey hill double dunker icecream

Granted, you drown in it.

I wish for a good beef steak.

Granted, but it's poisonous. You are unaware of it, so you eat it and next thing you know is you hit the grave.

I wish I could own something cool.

Granted, you own a bucket full of ice cubes.

I wish those fucks at my local McDonald's stopped putting ice in my coke.

At 9/21/13 12:59 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could break the rules and not get banned.

Granted. Tom makes you a moderator, and you abuse your powers breaking as many rules as you can until everyone hates you. Eventually, an angry user tracks you down and shoots you.

I wish I was never bored.

At 9/21/13 01:09 PM, VJF wrote:

At 9/21/13 12:59 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could break the rules and not get banned.

Granted. Tom makes you a moderator, and you abuse your powers breaking as many rules as you can until everyone hates you. Eventually, an angry user tracks you down and shoots you.

I wish I was never bored.

Granted, you die.

I wish for a drinking match with Tom... but with my own beer!

At 9/21/13 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Granted, you die.

I wish for a drinking match with Tom... but with my own beer!

Granted but it's not the Newgrounds Tom, it's the Myspace Tom.

I wish I wish I was content.

At 9/21/13 05:56 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I could decide my own fate.

Granted, Your fate will end in ultimate destruction of the world and everything else.

I wish the world was rid of idiots.

At 9/21/13 06:06 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish the world was rid of idiots.

Granted, sadly you went away with them (barely didn't make the cut).

I wish to be a super genius.

At 9/21/13 07:04 PM, Tankdown wrote: I wish to be a super genius.

Granted, you live in your mom's basement and play League of Legends all day.

I wish for a good wish that couldn't possibly turn bad.

At 9/21/13 07:07 PM, HolidayJester wrote: I wish for a good wish that couldn't possibly turn bad.

Granted, a good wish is no wish at all.

I wish for a tuna fish sub.

At 9/21/13 08:09 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was physically stronger.

Granted, now you're mentally retarded.

I wish I was smart as well as strong.

At 9/22/13 05:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/21/13 08:09 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was physically stronger.

Granted, now you're mentally retarded.

I wish I was smart as well as strong.

Granted but you for your intelligence you trade your ability to speak, and for your strength you lose your ability to see.

I wish I had no regrets, and that I wouldn't die prematurely or through unnatural means. I'm tired of death being used as a catch all, it's so boring and lazy.

At 9/22/13 02:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 9/22/13 05:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/21/13 08:09 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was physically stronger.

Granted, now you're mentally retarded.

I wish I was smart as well as strong.

Granted but you for your intelligence you trade your ability to speak, and for your strength you lose your ability to see.

I wish I had no regrets, and that I wouldn't die prematurely or through unnatural means. I'm tired of death being used as a catch all, it's so boring and lazy.

Granted, you are now immortal, and you have to watch everyone around you die, and when you are sick of it you can't even commit suicide.

I wish for the next user to post below me to choke to death on his own cock (or, if it's a woman, on mine).

I wish for the next user to post below me to choke to death on his own cock (or, if it's a woman, on mine).

A Chicken just flew in through the window and tried to climb in my mouth. Fortunately, I am a ghost and it just fell down and got sad.

I wish for an endless supply of Taco Bell loaded grillers.

At 9/23/13 06:58 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/23/13 03:35 PM, Shade wrote: Granted, however they start to go bad after a while giving you food poisoning and a nasty case of the runs.

I wish that a good Highlander game would be made.

Granted, but you'll never be able to get it.

I wish the NG community was bigger.

Granted. 4chan shuts down and leaves nothing but an apology and a link to us. That sounds worse for me than it does for you.

I wish for a really nice shirt

At 9/23/13 07:13 PM, Confucianism wrote:

At 9/23/13 07:05 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for a really nice shirt

Granted, but then someone spills beetroot all over it and it's ruined.

I wish GTAV online would come out today rather than in one week.

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish for some sort of income.

At 9/24/13 10:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for some sort of income.

Granted, but it's all in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I have safe sex with Ellie Kemper.

At 9/24/13 10:24 AM, McJobes wrote:

At 9/24/13 10:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for some sort of income.

Granted, but it's all in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I have safe sex with Ellie Kemper.

Granted, but she'll bite your dick off afterwards.

I wish for pussy.

At 9/24/13 11:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/24/13 10:24 AM, McJobes wrote:

At 9/24/13 10:13 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for some sort of income.

Granted, but it's all in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I have safe sex with Ellie Kemper.

Granted, but she'll bite your dick off afterwards.

I wish for pussy.

Granted, a cat appears, strapped to an old hag's crotch.
I wish for the below user's wish-granting powers to have never existed.

At 9/24/13 12:04 PM, marmaladesnails wrote: Granted, a cat appears, strapped to an old hag's crotch.
I wish for the below user's wish-granting powers to have never existed.

I wish your wish-granting prohibition powers never existed.

At 9/24/13 03:04 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish someone could teach me something useful.

Granted but you're a talentless hack with no skills so what would be the point?

I wish could fly.

At 9/24/13 03:08 PM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish for more good luck.

Granted, but it came with equally more back luck.

At 9/24/13 07:36 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You forgot the wish, chum.

I wish the chum above me die a horrible death.

Granted, but you sold me your life for it.

I wish that I made a wish before.

At 9/24/13 09:06 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

At 9/24/13 08:08 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 9/24/13 07:36 PM, Elitistinen wrote: You forgot the wish, chum.

I wish the chum above me die a horrible death.

Granted, but you sold me your life for it.

I wish that I made a wish before.

Granted. You wished for your own death which came true.

I wish I could have nice things.

Will be granted in the afterlife.

I wish for a throne waiting for me in hell.