At 11/5/14 01:37 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:34 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

Rule 63 version?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleSixtyThree

At 11/5/14 01:39 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:37 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:34 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Granted. My rule 63 version of myself is your lover.

I Wish that the user below can fight crime with fireworks.

Rule 63 version?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleSixtyThree

Granted but I blow my fingers off
I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

At 11/5/14 01:45 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

Granted, and I reap you.

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

At 11/5/14 05:27 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/5/14 01:45 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I wish the user below was my reaping side kick

Granted, and I reap you.

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

At 11/5/14 11:32 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

Granted, but the pot is so cheap it your state that people from other states (where it's still illegal) buy all the stuff they can, so the shops are out of stock on a daily basis. So there's still no pot for you >:).

I wish for a lemon lollipop.

At 11/5/14 11:53 AM, glazov123 wrote:

At 11/5/14 11:32 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote:

At 11/5/14 10:47 AM, glazov123 wrote:

I wish I'd shown up as the Grim Reaper at my university on Halloween.

Granted, but then you're accused for stealing a dean's black bathrobe, and you're kicked out of teh university.

I wish Hank Hill and Gordon Freeman would swap workplaces with eachother

granted but they both get fired
i wish pot was legal in my state

Granted, but the pot is so cheap it your state that people from other states (where it's still illegal) buy all the stuff they can, so the shops are out of stock on a daily basis. So there's still no pot for you >:).

I wish for a lemon lollipop.

granted but you dont know till after you eat it that i used it as my anal sex toy and coted it in my semen befor giving it to you

i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

At 11/5/14 12:00 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

Granted, you get a girlfriend made of barley from Asia. It's perfectly legal.

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

At 11/5/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/5/14 12:00 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: i wishfor a hot barley legal asian girlfriend

Granted, you get a girlfriend made of barley from Asia. It's perfectly legal.

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

Fffffffuuuuuuuuucccccccck

At 11/5/14 01:18 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

I wish you learned how to use spell check.

Granted. Now he is a Grammar Nazi.

I wish I could transform into a crossover between a pegasus and a vortigaunt (the electricity-shooting alien from Half-Life)

At 11/5/14 03:33 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish I could transform into a crossover between a pegasus and a vortigaunt (the electricity-shooting alien from Half-Life)

Granted. You are now on display at the intergalactic zoo.

I wish I was Jeff Foxworthy.

At 11/5/14 04:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish I was Jeff Foxworthy.

Granted. Your inferior will is unable to hold his epic mustache and it runs wild, killing us all.

I wish that roller coasters replaced air planes for international travel.

At 11/5/14 04:36 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 11/5/14 04:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish I was Jeff Foxworthy.

Granted. Your inferior will is unable to hold his epic mustache and it runs wild, killing us all.

I wish that roller coasters replaced air planes for international travel.

Granted. Now, in order to get from country A to country B, you have to go through exaggerated amounts of super fast spinning, giant loops and other unnecessary elements of rollercoasters during the trip.

I wish Comic Sans was the only font allowed for trolls to use anywhere in the Internet

At 11/5/14 05:10 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish Comic Sans was the only font allowed for trolls to use anywhere in the Internet

Granted, but a disease that targets only trolls kills them off, so they won't be able to use Comic Sans.

I wish that the user below me was King Kong.

At 11/5/14 07:18 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that the user below me was King Kong.

Granted. This changed surprisingly little about me. Except the t rexes I once called brothers will sometimes try to eat my girlfriend.

I wish for a secret bunker filled with the gear of every tech based super hero.

At 11/5/14 07:41 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for a secret bunker filled with the gear of every tech based super hero.

Granted, but I lock you out of it and keep it all to myself.

I wish that websites turned into people.

At 11/5/14 08:17 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 07:41 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for a secret bunker filled with the gear of every tech based super hero.

Granted, but I lock you out of it and keep it all to myself.

I wish that websites turned into people.

Fine, but now there is no Internet because the websites are people now.

I wish that I was forever young in body.

At 11/5/14 09:26 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I was forever young in body.

Granted. Your BODY remains young, but your MIND is so deteriorated with age that you're now completely insane.

I wish that I was the roommate of the user below.

At 11/6/14 12:31 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/5/14 09:26 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I was forever young in body.

Granted. Your BODY remains young, but your MIND is so deteriorated with age that you're now completely insane.

I wish that I was the roommate of the user below.

Granted. You have to sleep on the floor because I only have one bed, and you have to put up with me thinking aloud and chaotically when doing university work, and listening to metal at concert volume when not.

I wish to know why some keys on my keyboard are dirtier than others.

At 11/6/14 09:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to know why some keys on my keyboard are dirtier than others.

Granted. It turns out that you're fapping too much.

I wish that the user below was Adam Sandler.

At 11/6/14 09:44 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 09:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish to know why some keys on my keyboard are dirtier than others.

Granted. It turns out that you're fapping too much.

I wish that the user below was Adam Sandler.

Granted, nothing changes except for my name.

I wish for someone to find some random old inscription and replace some random name with mine.

At 11/6/14 09:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for someone to find some random old inscription and replace some random name with mine.

Granted. "NewgroundsMike's Used Condoms: New Fresh Scent!"

I wish that Godzilla got into a bar brawl with Poseidon.

At 11/6/14 04:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 09:51 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for someone to find some random old inscription and replace some random name with mine.

Granted. "NewgroundsMike's Used Condoms: New Fresh Scent!"

I wish that Godzilla got into a bar brawl with Poseidon.

Okay, but now you die from the ensuing battle.

I wish my genitalia were bigger.

At 11/6/14 07:54 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish my genitalia were bigger.

Granted, but you are now a hermaphrodite, so you can now literally fuck yourself.

I wish that the user below had psychic powers.

At 11/6/14 07:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 07:54 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish my genitalia were bigger.

Granted, but you are now a hermaphrodite, so you can now literally fuck yourself.

I wish that the user below had psychic powers.

Granted. With my powers a matter of documented fact I can ban you before you do something stupid and no one can call bullshit on it.

I wish for shoes that make whiskey.

At 11/6/14 08:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish for shoes that make whiskey.

As you wish. Also note that the whiskey tastes like shoe.

I wish for the power to shape-shift.

At 11/6/14 08:06 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish for the power to shape-shift.

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into sex toys.

I wish that the planet was trying to eat us.

At 11/6/14 08:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 08:06 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish for the power to shape-shift.

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into sex toys.

I wish that the planet was trying to eat us.

Okay, but it only you and I.

I wish that aliens came to our planet with benevolent intentions.

At 11/6/14 08:15 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:

At 11/6/14 08:10 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 08:06 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish for the power to shape-shift.

Granted, but you can only shape-shift into sex toys.

I wish that the planet was trying to eat us.

Okay, but it only you and I.

I wish that aliens came to our planet with benevolent intentions.

Their benevolence is not our benevolence: rather, they are the Borg, and we will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

I wish that I had an infinite supply of Game Fuel.

At 11/6/14 09:01 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
I wish that I had an infinite supply of Game Fuel.

Granted, but an enemy sets it on fire.

I wish that everybody didn't have to do their jobs or schoolwork.