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At 7/9/13 05:38 PM, stafffighter wrote:

I wish for the following TABLETOP game of D&D to happen. Me, VIn Diesel, Rick Burlew (writes order of the stick), Spoony, Bender and Felicia Day

they start fighting about which of them will bang felicia, and during the commotion, someone throws a figurine to your eye and you die. no one bangs felicia and they decide to take turns on your corpse instead

At 7/9/13 05:43 PM, kakalxlax wrote: suff

forgot to way mine

to have sex with an elf without sexual diseases

At 7/9/13 05:45 PM, kakalxlax wrote: to have sex with an elf without sexual diseases

Granted, you made love to a keebler elf. He's not that good. He feed you bunch of cookies before, during, and after the one nighter. It left your stomach in pain, and you waist a few inches bigger. Worst of all, you won't stop calling you and telling all his friends.

I wish to have good book to read.

At 7/9/13 07:06 PM, Tankdown wrote:

I wish to have good book to read.

Granted. Only after you've brow beaten all your friends into reading it does the movie adaption by m knight shamylan come out.

I wish for a video of a bird whistling the 90's x-men theme.

At 7/9/13 07:22 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 7/9/13 07:06 PM, Tankdown wrote:

I wish to have good book to read.

Granted. Only after you've brow beaten all your friends into reading it does the movie adaption by m knight shamylan come out.

I wish for a video of a bird whistling the 90's x-men theme.

granted! except the 90s x-men theme is much different from how you remembered it . . . i wish for peace on earth

--supergandhi64

At 7/9/13 07:46 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish for nothing.

Everything is turned into nothingness.

I wish for something.

At 7/9/13 08:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 7/9/13 07:50 PM, Tankdown wrote:

At 7/9/13 07:46 PM, DrClay wrote: I wish for nothing.

Everything is turned into nothingness.

I wish for something.

Granted, however your something brings world destruction.

I wish that I never had to eat or drink again.

Granted, Now your so thin you fall into a small hole and can never get out of it.

I wish I could spell better.

At 7/9/13 09:44 PM, Silentrecon wrote: I wish I could spell better.

Congrats. You can now spell B-E-T-T-E-R.

I wish Wade created NG.

At 7/9/13 09:51 PM, PiperAnn wrote: I wish I had my own personal chef; loyal, smart and free of charge.

He can only serve Rhino Fetus, and that is all you can eat.

I wish I got a penny one day, two pennies the next, and the amount given doubling every day.

At 7/9/13 10:07 PM, PiperAnn wrote:

At 7/9/13 09:57 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Granted but they get tired of you being incredibly nitpicky of what you want to eat after a few months and lace your food with cyanide.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a very reasonable thing for a 'loyal' chef to do. :/
Perhaps next time I must specify that he is loyal, TO ME?

At 7/9/13 09:58 PM, FlakJaketPro wrote:

He can only serve Rhino Fetus, and that is all you can eat.

That's disgusting. Also doesn't seem like he was a very good personal chef at all. This wish sucks.

I wish I had the ability to read minds.

Granted. Except now you life is filled with morbid unspoken images, feelings and words.

I wish that I could turn all of my left overs into an efficient fuel source.

Granted but now your fridge is filled with radioactive isotopes and end up dying of radiation poisoning.

I wish this Martin-Zimmerman never happened.

At 7/9/13 11:11 PM, PiperAnn wrote: I wish I could live in a magical castle in a far off land.

Granted. You COULD live in a magical castle in a far off land, but the rent is so expensive you decide not to.

I wish I was a famous actor who was only in good movies.

At 7/9/13 11:41 PM, PiperAnn wrote:

At 7/9/13 11:35 PM, Scarface wrote: I wish I was a famous actor who was only in good movies.

Granted. Except 'good' is all relative and according to the masses a truly good movie only comes out once every few years. Work is far and few in between. :(

I wish you had left me a wish to corrupt.

At 7/10/13 08:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish you had left me a wish to corrupt.

Granted, but it's a wish that is impossible to corrupt, as he singled out everything that is possible to corrupt.

At 7/10/13 09:26 AM, Ice-Knight wrote: I wish for a castle crasher keychain

Granted, but it's alive and thinks your an enemy, and kills you.

I wish for a giant chocolate milkshake.

At 7/10/13 11:23 AM, PiperAnn wrote: *sigh* Whaaaaa, it's not there? Great, I've become one of those losers who just jumps in and corrupts a wish without wishing. Sorry.

Oh but wait. Your wish has been GRANTED, and as it turns out I did end up leaving a wish, unfortunately the wish was real and due to it not being corrupted I now rule the world and you all must wear an "I love Piper" shirt! Muahahaha.

I wish I could know if my loved ones were safe all the time by using a map that has their health condition and location at any given time.

Granted, but your loved ones are now more prone to getting sick and dying than ever before.

I wish I was always right.

At 7/10/13 11:32 AM, VinnyXY wrote: I wish I was always right.

Granted, but you keep making sarcastic or exaggerated statements, causing terrible things to happen to you.

I wish I had a new car

At 7/10/13 11:43 AM, Scarface wrote: I wish I had a new car

Granted, but it was previously owned by Jesse Pinkman, causing you to lose the ability to smell and eventually sit on an infected needle.

I wish for my girlfriend to have sex with me...

At 7/10/13 11:22 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for a giant chocolate milkshake.

Granted, you drown in it.

At 7/10/13 12:05 PM, PixelDude12345 wrote: I wish for my girlfriend to have sex with me...

Granted, you get AIDS.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

At 7/10/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 7/10/13 11:22 AM, scoutthesoldier wrote: I wish for a giant chocolate milkshake.

Granted, you drown in it.

At 7/10/13 12:05 PM, PixelDude12345 wrote: I wish for my girlfriend to have sex with me...

Granted, you get AIDS.

I wish I was immune to all diseases.

Lol. I thought about corrupting PixelDude12345's wish and mentioning something about AIDS too, but I decided against it. Anyways, back to the thread.

Granted, but now whenever you go near someone that you love or even like they will instantly get sick and die. You have been cursed with the ability to bring sickness to your loved ones just by being near them.

I wish Newgrounds was a city.

At 7/10/13 12:48 PM, PiperAnn wrote:

At 7/10/13 12:40 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I was immune to all diseases.

Granted, you donate at a plasma center. 2 weeks later your blood is used on a little girl, your powerful blood attacks all of her white blood cells and she dies from a simple adenovirus.

I wish I had my own infinity swimming pool.

Granted, but you drown as a punishment for skipping my wish.

I wish I could slap you for skipping my wish.