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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 10:59:21

At 4/13/13 10:22 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/13/13 08:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish triplenoob stopped complaining about my corruptions.
He stops complaining because he dies. Then again, that might be good in your eyes. How about if he stops complaining because he kills your family and is then executed?

I hate everyone I ever had to share a roof with.


The Nostalgia Critic reviews Sonic Underground (it's just as bad from AOSTH as that show is from SATAM).

I'll just take that as your wish, so it's granted, but the review does not at all reflect your opinion, so you go on a killing spree, get caught and get charged for it.

I wish for pizza.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 13:53:33

At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote:
At 4/13/13 10:59 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish for pizza.
granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.

Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 13:56:35

At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote: granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.

"It's from a bullet" - Wut?

Granted by Nyan Cat murders you for stealing his flow.

I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 13:57:36

At 4/13/13 01:53 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.

Granted, enjoy your vagina.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 13:58:39

At 4/13/13 01:56 PM, CresIsis wrote: I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.

Granted, but your DVD and MP3 don't work when time is paused.

I wish I had a purple jheri curl.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 14:01:18

At 4/13/13 01:56 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 4/13/13 01:45 PM, Son-of-Gerad wrote: granted, it's from a buffet

I wish for coloured keyboard keys so I can make a rainbow keyboard.
"It's from a bullet" - Wut?

Granted by Nyan Cat murders you for stealing his flow.

I wish I could stop time so I could catch up on some old movies and albums.

Granted, but you can't stop your own time, so you keep aging normally, that is, much faster from the others' point of view.

I wish for a butcher knife.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 14:25:04

At 4/13/13 01:57 PM, CresIsis wrote:
At 4/13/13 01:53 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Granted, but it's nuclear powers and the colors bath you with radioactive carcinogenic rays.

I wish that my penis would fall off.
Granted, enjoy your vagina.

Finally, now all the girls(and guys) I think are cute that are totally into androgyny will finally want to have sex with me! LOL!

At 4/13/13 02:01 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a butcher knife.

Granted but it's too dull to use.

I wish that my new vagina was a portal into another dimension.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-13 14:49:18

At 4/13/13 01:58 PM, triplenoob wrote: I wish I had a purple jheri curl.

Granted, but it turns black.

At 4/13/13 02:25 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I wish that my new vagina was a portal into another dimension.

Granted, it's a portal to hell, and all the demons come out of it.

I wish to get into your new vagina.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 00:53:34

At 4/13/13 02:49 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to get into your new vagina.

Granted but it's stinky and full of STD's.

I wish I could get more drunk right now.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 01:36:32

I wish I could get more drunk right now.

wish Granted but you so drunk you hit by a truck and lose your penis

I wish for all the jews to be poor and dumb as fuck


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 01:41:17

At 4/14/13 01:36 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
I wish I could get more drunk right now.
wish Granted but you so drunk you hit by a truck and lose your penis

I wish for all the jews to be poor and dumb as fuck

Granted, but as it turns out your dad was Jewish.

I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 02:19:38

At 4/14/13 01:41 AM, sweet21 wrote: I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Granted, but they turn out to be lions and tigers, and bears (in cat suits), oh my!

I wish the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would take over the White House.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 06:20:03

At 4/14/13 02:19 AM, VJF wrote:
At 4/14/13 01:41 AM, sweet21 wrote: I wish for cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Granted, but they turn out to be lions and tigers, and bears (in cat suits), oh my!

I wish the ghost of Abraham Lincoln would take over the White House.

He does, and he rules as a dictator.

I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 11:34:13

At 4/14/13 06:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.

The meat is all uncooked organs, or it's rat meat.

I wish for a supermodel girlfriend.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 13:10:42

At 4/14/13 11:34 AM, Ericho wrote:
At 4/14/13 06:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a hamburger, with 3 times as much meat as bread.
The meat is all uncooked organs, or it's rat meat.

I wish for a supermodel girlfriend.

Granted, but she's a b**ch, and she cheats on you before you even realize she's your girlfriend.

I wish for my personal sex slave (and don't you DARE tell me she's a guy).


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 13:19:44

At 4/14/13 01:16 PM, aPerfektFlaw wrote: Ok here's your hermaphrodite sex slave.

As long as it has a pussy...


I wish to be have a professional body-builder's body.

Granted, you start abusing steroids and go on until you die.

I wish for a drinking horn.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-14 18:39:33

At 4/14/13 01:19 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a drinking horn.

Granted but it blares in your ear every time you take a drink.

i wish people would leave me alone.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-15 12:38:48

At 4/14/13 06:39 PM, VJF wrote:
At 4/14/13 01:19 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish for a drinking horn.
Granted but it blares in your ear every time you take a drink.

i wish people would leave me alone.

Granted, no one ever wants to talk to you again. Ever. Remember that ever is quite a long time.

I wish for cookies.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-17 17:05:02

Here's a wish that's already horrible and corrupt... I wish I was the only person who could make my ex orgasm. And she would just become more sexually frustrated if she had sex with anyone else. Haha, she'd be sorry that she dumped me if that were true.

Of course that would be a demented thing to wish for. The wish is already corrupt I think. I'm a horrible person for even thinking this up aren't I?


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-30 14:18:03

At 4/17/13 05:05 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Here's a wish that's already horrible and corrupt... I wish I was the only person who could make my ex orgasm. And she would just become more sexually frustrated if she had sex with anyone else. Haha, she'd be sorry that she dumped me if that were true.

Of course that would be a demented thing to wish for. The wish is already corrupt I think. I'm a horrible person for even thinking this up aren't I?

Okay, wish granted, but you can now never orgasm again.

I wish for faster download speeds.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-04-30 17:28:11

At 4/30/13 02:18 PM, TheButtonQueen wrote:
I wish for faster download speeds.

Granted, but your modem can't handle it and crashes all the time.

I wish for better education.

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 06:53:16

At 4/30/13 05:28 PM, NerdLiife wrote:
At 4/30/13 02:18 PM, TheButtonQueen wrote:
I wish for faster download speeds.
Granted, but your modem can't handle it and crashes all the time.

I wish for better education.

Granted, but it's damn expensive.

I still wish for cookies. (the f*** was up with this thread?)


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 07:59:51

Granted. Enjoy your cookie :D Because that's the last thing you will taste before mutated ant will build a colony in your body.

I more or less being in same university as my crush. So I wish we will meet each other and become lover. :D


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 08:57:41

At 5/1/13 07:59 AM, poom3619 wrote: Granted. Enjoy your cookie :D Because that's the last thing you will taste before mutated ant will build a colony in your body.

I more or less being in same university as my crush. So I wish we will meet each other and become lover. :D

Granted, but she has a monster cock.

I wish for a less expensive education

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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 09:04:32

At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education

Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 13:10:33

At 5/1/13 09:04 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education
Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.

Granted, but now you get addicted to it.

I wish my desktop wasn't broken.


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 13:17:37

At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 5/1/13 09:04 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 5/1/13 08:57 AM, NerdLiife wrote: I wish for a less expensive education
Granted, but the teachers can and will hit you with a yard stick for getting wrong answers.

I wish I had a computer that doesn't suck.
Granted, but now you get addicted to it.

I wish my desktop wasn't broken.

Granted. But your modem and a drive is.

@Nerddrive Call me insane but that's ruin it a little, and I wish I can give her a b***j** if she had monster cock. :D


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 13:36:25

At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.

Granted but you're blind


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 13:38:04

At 5/1/13 01:36 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.
Granted but you're blind

I forgot to wish for something.

I wish for a cosy pair of socks


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Response to Corrupt a wish! 2013-05-01 13:46:36

At 5/1/13 01:38 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:36 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 5/1/13 01:10 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish my desktop wasn't broken.
Granted but you're blind
I forgot to wish for something.

I wish for a cosy pair of socks

Granted, but you lose your feet after an accident.

I wish to know why the f*** there was such a long blackout in this thread.


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