At 4/3/13 12:12 PM, VJF wrote:At 4/3/13 11:16 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I stole $1,000,000 and got away with it.Granted. However, you get so paranoid about the police finding out about your stolen loot that you never spend any of it, and when you die, it's hidden away, forever.
I wish I had a gallon of 2% milk.
Granted but its pus content is far higher than it should be.
I wish I knew milk didn't have pus