At 12/23/14 07:36 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that all of your waifus lived with you.
Granted. He has none, officially, so he's alone. But the technicalities of the wish somehow curse his love life, right up until the point that you meet the perfect companion, The One....and after she/he learns of the corrupted wish that befell @BobsBurgers2011, the love of your life leaves you for him. Nobody else will possibly match their beauty, charisma, intelligence, and talent ever again, and you dwell and lament about the loss for the rest of your days. If you ever have kids, you will find a way to work that guilt and baggage often into daily conversations, sometimes multiple times a day, and this will actively drive your family away from you...you'll wonder obliviously, as an aging old man, why you became so alone. Surrounded by family that make you feel alone... and you somehow blame yourself for it every day, even though its not your fault. It was never your fault...but the grief of losing your soulmate to BobsBurgers2011 will be your defining trait in the last half of your life. The lasting echo to your memory...among your most prominent, intimate scars.
I wish everybody has a happy and safe New Years celebration for this coming New Years Eve!