At 6/27/15 12:56 AM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish humans were designed with twice as much blood as she have now.
Granted, Men get periods, we cry blood (some even being able to shoot blood out of their eyes like those one lizards, you know the ones I'm talking about, they're from the dessert and they're spikey. Yeah, we do that shit now, and sometimes on accident), and humans do all kinds of gross bloody things all the time like its normal. Consequently, you and a considerable chunk of the population become HIV positive. Yeah, I went with the "You have AIDS" route. Fuck.
I wish my weekends were twice as long so I could have way more free-time now that I have a full time job.