At 12/31/13 02:33 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

I wish for a great football career.

Granted, you start playing for Manchester United tomorrow.

I wish to never have to use the bathroom.

At 1/1/14 12:33 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 12/31/13 02:33 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

I wish for a great football career.

Granted, you start playing for Manchester United tomorrow.

I wish to never have to use the bathroom.

Granted, you stink.

I wish not to stink.

At 1/1/14 09:51 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I wish to never age.

Granted, the world ends on your 67th birthday.

I wish for a soft pretzel

At 1/1/14 09:56 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 09:51 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I wish to never age.

Granted, the world ends on your 67th birthday.

I wish for a soft pretzel

Granted, but it tastes like shit because it's not from Germany.

I wish for a lifetime supply of beer from a brewery of my choice.

At 1/1/14 10:39 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 1/1/14 09:56 AM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 09:51 AM, WaffleVoyager wrote: I wish to never age.

Granted, the world ends on your 67th birthday.

I wish for a soft pretzel

Granted, but it tastes like shit because it's not from Germany.

I wish for a lifetime supply of beer from a brewery of my choice.

Granted. A rich guy takes a liking to you and buys the brewery to give you free beer from it. Knowing little about brewing but being a 'hands on' sort of guy, he tinkers with their methods and ruins the taste of the beer.

I wish for the ability to cause random song and dance numbers to happen in real life.

At 1/1/14 11:02 AM, Galdon wrote: I wish for the ability to cause random song and dance numbers to happen in real life.

Granted, you just managed to annoy everybody.

I wish no one hated me.

At 1/1/14 01:08 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish no one hated me.

Granted, nobody loves you either

I wish for immortality

At 1/1/14 01:12 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 01:08 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish no one hated me.

Granted, nobody loves you either

I wish for immortality

Granted, but you still age, so you have to watch yourself decay, unable to die.

I wish to go to Valhalla.

At 1/1/14 01:14 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish to go to Valhalla.

Granted, You get terribly drunk and fall of a bridge

I wish my wish won't be crappy

I wish to puke rainbows!!!

At 1/1/14 08:23 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: I wish to puke rainbows!!!

Granted, you get very sick and die

I wish I was taller

At 1/1/14 08:41 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

I wish I was taller

Granted, but you will not be a baller.

I wish to be able to win that "jump all but one" peg board game. I can get it down to 2!

At 1/1/14 08:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to be able to win that "jump all but one" peg board game. I can get it down to 2!

Granted, your prize is nothing, you just got scammed.

I wish I could read other peoples mind

At 1/1/14 08:47 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: I wish to be able to win that "jump all but one" peg board game. I can get it down to 2!

Granted, your prize is nothing, you just got scammed.

I wish I could read other peoples mind

Granted, but the songs stuck in their heads are now stuck in your head.

I wish I didn't have student loans.

At 1/1/14 10:43 PM, CareerGecko wrote: I wish I didn't have student loans.

Granted, you didn't have a good education either.

I wish for some kickass music

At 1/1/14 08:41 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:23 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: I wish to puke rainbows!!!

Granted, you get very sick and die

I wish I was taller

You become shorter and die of too much food. Anything else?

At 1/2/14 01:05 AM, Razefan wrote:

At 1/2/14 01:03 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:41 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:23 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: I wish to puke rainbows!!!

Granted, you get very sick and die

I wish I was taller

You become shorter and die of too much food. Anything else?

There is something else but it wasn't bacon

I wish I was green

Granted you'll die within hours from the illness

I wish all the males where more effemine.

At 1/2/14 01:05 AM, Razefan wrote:

At 1/2/14 01:03 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:41 PM, HolidayJester wrote:

At 1/1/14 08:23 PM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: I wish to puke rainbows!!!

Granted, you get very sick and die

I wish I was taller

You become shorter and die of too much food. Anything else?

There is something else but it wasn't bacon

I wish I was green

K. You become huge and badass enough to be Hulk. Hence, you destroyed your town. I was I had superspeed.

At 1/2/14 01:31 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: K. You become huge and badass enough to be Hulk. Hence, you destroyed your town. I was I had superspeed.

Granted, but you trip over your shoelaces while running and smash into a brick wall.

I wish my favorite youtube people were my bestest friends in the world.

At 1/2/14 01:49 AM, omega88x wrote:

At 1/2/14 01:31 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: K. You become huge and badass enough to be Hulk. Hence, you destroyed your town. I was I had superspeed.

Granted, but you trip over your shoelaces while running and smash into a brick wall.

I wish my favorite youtube people were my bestest friends in the world.

Granted, but you find out that they are boring assholes in real life

I wish newgrounds disappears.

At 1/2/14 02:45 AM, killer32 wrote:

At 1/2/14 01:49 AM, omega88x wrote:

At 1/2/14 01:31 AM, sonicfangirl01 wrote: K. You become huge and badass enough to be Hulk. Hence, you destroyed your town. I was I had superspeed.

Granted, but you trip over your shoelaces while running and smash into a brick wall.

I wish my favorite youtube people were my bestest friends in the world.

Granted, but you find out that they are boring assholes in real life

I wish newgrounds disappears.

wish granted, Newgrounds has disappeared from the internet but all the characters (Pico, salad fingers etc) roam the world free.

I wish for the whitest teeth in the universe.

At 1/2/14 01:09 AM, tsukikomi wro

I wish I was taller

You become shorter and die of too much food. Anything else?

There is something else but it wasn't bacon

I wish I was green

Granted you'll die within hours from the illness

I wish all the males where more effemine.

Dammit sum1 do me

At 1/2/14 04:02 AM, tsukikomi wrote: At 1/2/14 01:09 AM, tsukikomi wro

I wish I was taller

You become shorter and die of too much food. Anything else?

There is something else but it wasn't bacon

I wish I was green

Granted you'll die within hours from the illness

I wish all the males where more effemine.

Dammit sum1 do me

Granted but no-one left on the world can unscrew jam jars without a mechanical aid, which puts a boost into the the market bringing us out of the recession however as there are no burly men left to work in the factory to produce such items, jar openers become extinct. Jar then become a collectors item and eventually the only Jars left are those in the museum.

I wish for the whitest teeth in the universe.

At 1/2/14 04:20 AM, velvet-nightma
t no-one left on the world can unscrew jam jars without a mechanical aid, which puts a boost into the the market bringing us out of the recession however as there are no burly men left to work in the factory to produce such items, jar openers become extinct. Jar then become a collectors item and eventually the only Jars left are those in the museum.

I wish for the whitest teeth in the universe.

Garanted but you'll end up blinding everyone in your path.

I wish I have long beautiful hair.

At 1/2/14 04:52 AM, tsukikomi wrote: I wish I have long beautiful hair.

your wish is granted,but your hair will stuck in the door forever
i wish there is number 32 in the calender

At 1/2/14 06:26 AM, liexiaotian wrote:

At 1/2/14 04:52 AM, tsukikomi wrote: I wish I have long beautiful hair.

your wish is granted,but your hair will stuck in the door forever
i wish there is number 32 in the calender

granted if you want apocolypse to happen.

I wish google never bought youtube and sticks to being a search engine oonly.

At 1/2/14 07:29 AM, tsukikomi wrote: I wish google never bought youtube and sticks to being a search engine oonly.

Granted, Apple buys youtube and requires a fee to watch videos and upload them.

I wish I didn't have to wait till August to see new Doctor Who episodes.

At 1/1/14 01:34 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I wish for us to kick this new year off in a different direction, Overdo a Wish! For instance...

Tim Tebow becomes the new coach for Denver Broncos!

Your worst season is yet to come...

Granted, you did. But, as you can see, no one picked up on it.

At 1/2/14 09:05 AM, kanef wrote: i wish NG was good again

Granted, you are permabanned.

I wish this thread was less of a trainwreck.

At 1/2/14 09:43 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish this thread was less of a trainwreck.

Granted, all other threads turn into shit.

I wish I was more active