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At 10/20/13 05:11 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 10/20/13 04:52 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: Granted, they're now the ruling species and use human hindlimbs to make dominoes. Your human hindlimbs to make dominoes.

I wish to be able to have a cat that complains in human talk

Granted, your cat, happy that you now understand it, complains all the time.

I wish curtains automatically stretched to always reach the ground.

Granted, an evil curtain company sees it, steals the idea and leaves you blind.

I wish video games were another dimension I could go into.

At 10/20/13 05:19 PM, ChickenTenders wrote:
I wish video games were another dimension I could go into.

Granted, but once you enter one you can never go back. You are stuck in that dimension forever. Plus, you never age or die.

I wish I had a life.

At 10/20/13 05:47 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/20/13 05:43 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

I wish I can play a trombone like God

Granted, but noone believes you exist.

I wish for proof that God exists, other than the bible

Granted, but you'll be going to hell now.

I wish I could win something that won't cause me harm.

At 10/20/13 05:47 PM, ragnkinson wrote:

At 10/20/13 05:43 PM, Elitistinen wrote:

I wish I can play a trombone like God

Granted, but noone believes you exist.

I wish for proof that God exists, other than the bible

Granted, he kills you for not being worthy and just cause he feels like being a dick.

I wish that happiness was growing on trees

At 10/20/13 06:05 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Granted, I chopped the tree down and make a bonfire.

I wish there are GIFs that more awesome than this GIF below

Granted, they exist while you get this nonanimated gif

I wish I had pencils

At 10/20/13 07:10 PM, ChickenTenders wrote:

At 10/20/13 06:05 PM, Elitistinen wrote: Granted, I chopped the tree down and make a bonfire.

I wish there are GIFs that more awesome than this GIF below

Granted, they exist while you get this nonanimated gif

I wish I had pencils

Granted, I got you a box of colored pencils, all of them white!

I wish for a F-22 Raptor...

At 10/20/13 08:06 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
I wish for a F-22 Raptor...

Granted, a delivery man deposits a package on your door stop. A small, plastic F-22 raptor model kit for you to assemble and display on your desk!

I wish my teeth were perfectly healthy, aligned, clean, and pain-free for the rest of my life.

At 10/21/13 04:31 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Granted, you wake up really really early then sleep for the rest of the day.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, kiss your sweet dreams "goodbye"!
I wish that I never made this wish.

At 10/20/13 05:21 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: I wish all roads were made of grass.

Granted, now you can't drive any more.

At 10/20/13 05:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I could win something that won't cause me harm.

Granted. You win one cent.

At 10/21/13 01:59 AM, Phobotech wrote: I wish my teeth were perfectly healthy, aligned, clean, and pain-free for the rest of my life.

Granted. You'll die of a heart attack tomorrow. But hey, at least you'll die with all your teeth intact!

At 10/21/13 12:46 PM, ragnkinson wrote: I wish I was charactismatic

Granted, but no one knows what the fuck that is, and thus no one cares.

I wish I could type faster.

At 10/21/13 01:25 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could type faster.

Granted, your keyboard is fucked up.
I wish that I can speak Romanian.

At 10/21/13 01:33 PM, TowelMarket wrote:

At 10/21/13 01:25 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could type faster.

Granted, your keyboard is fucked up.
I wish that I can speak Romanian.

Granted, but you decide you're never going to travel to Romania, so it's useless.

I wish to kill Dracula.

At 10/21/13 01:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/21/13 01:33 PM, TowelMarket wrote:

At 10/21/13 01:25 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I could type faster.

Granted, your keyboard is fucked up.
I wish that I can speak Romanian.

Granted, but you decide you're never going to travel to Romania, so it's useless.

I wish to kill Dracula.

Granted, he was just on the verge of discovering how to maintain world peace. shame.

I wish that cows were vegetables

At 10/21/13 02:27 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: Granted, he was just on the verge of discovering how to maintain world peace. shame.

I wish that cows were vegetables

Granted, but they turn into Brussels Sprouts. Yuck.

I wish I had the best Jack o Lantern on the block.

At 10/21/13 02:35 PM, VJF wrote:

At 10/21/13 02:27 PM, ChickenTenders wrote: Granted, he was just on the verge of discovering how to maintain world peace. shame.

I wish that cows were vegetables

Granted, but they turn into Brussels Sprouts. Yuck.

I wish I had the best Jack o Lantern on the block.

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish Halloween was as exciting as it used to be.

At 10/21/13 02:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish Halloween was as exciting as it used to be.

Granted, you get raped on Christmas.

I wish I could teleport.

At 10/21/13 03:36 PM, ChickenTenders wrote:

At 10/21/13 02:49 PM, Vinnyy wrote:
Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish Halloween was as exciting as it used to be.

Granted, you get raped on Christmas.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted. You teleport inside a volcano and get burned to ashes.

I wish I was a skilled writer.

At 10/21/13 03:51 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish I was a skilled writer.

Granted, but you lost your hands in a writing accident

I wish I could be a zoolinguist.

At 10/21/13 03:58 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:

Granted, you become extremely skilled at writing in languages you don't understand.

I wish my bath tub was made of solid gold.

Granted but it gets stolen 5 minutes after it was made by a renegade Giraffe and Jeff Goldblum in order to sell on the White market.

I wish I wasn't so tired and could corrupt wishes better.