At 11/6/14 09:03 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 09:01 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
I wish that I had an infinite supply of Game Fuel.

Granted, but an enemy sets it on fire.

I wish that everybody didn't have to do their jobs or schoolwork.

Granted, but now humanity slowly regresses back to the Dark Ages due to a lack of knowledge.

I wish I was always right.

At 11/6/14 09:40 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:

At 11/6/14 09:03 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/6/14 09:01 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
I wish that I had an infinite supply of Game Fuel.

Granted, but an enemy sets it on fire.

I wish that everybody didn't have to do their jobs or schoolwork.

Granted, but now humanity slowly regresses back to the Dark Ages due to a lack of knowledge.

I wish I was always right.

Yes, including about every sarcastic or angry thing you've ever said. Ever said "one of these days, I'm gonna kill that guy"? Boom, now you're in prison.

I wish Nintendo would make a sequel to Twilight Princess that does with Twilight Princess what Majora's Mask did with Ocarina of Time, and that they would make it good and available at every game store.

At 11/7/14 12:08 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I wish Nintendo would make a sequel to Twilight Princess that does with Twilight Princess what Majora's Mask did with Ocarina of Time, and that they would make it good and available at every game store.

Granted, but it's only available for the old black-and-white Game Boy.

I wish Nintendo actually did this once as a prank.

At 11/7/14 09:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Nintendo actually did this once as a prank.

Granted. All the fans do a rage quit.

I wish that the user below was the god of pranks.

At 11/8/14 12:37 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/7/14 09:17 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Nintendo actually did this once as a prank.

Granted. All the fans do a rage quit.

I wish that the user below was the god of pranks.

Granted, I am so effective at it that you are always blamed for the worst stuff.

I wish "friends" and "favourites" were separated in my NG feed.

At 11/8/14 09:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish "friends" and "favourites" were separated in my NG feed.

Granted. No one cares.

I wish that the user below was made entirely out of urine.

At 11/8/14 12:25 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/8/14 09:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish "friends" and "favourites" were separated in my NG feed.

Granted. No one cares.

As long as I care, in what way is this a corruption?

I wish that the user below was made entirely out of urine.

Granted. The god of pranks that I am (yes, my corruptions can last for several posts), I label myself as beer and sell myself in the US. I make astronomic profits because I'm the best "beer" that exists over there. You uncover my mystery and eat the blame.

I wish for a horn of mead.

At 11/8/14 03:40 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, but it only applies to environments about 100 meters wide in diameter above you, in a cylindric zone. Furthermore, it requires a complex understanding as to how weather actually works, and what you're manipulating are the mechanics that set the desired weather manipulation in motion.

For instance, if it was drought season, and you wished to summon rain, then you had to telepathically evaporate and send the water vapor up to where you needed it to go. Have the right air pressure and temperatures awaiting the water vapors at the right altitude, and even still, you have no control over the weather outside of your zone of control; even if you were patient and knowledgeable enough to successfully cultivate a rain cloud, outside wind influences could still gust the rainfall off course...seeing as how your cylindric control zone is strictly adhered to a 50 meter radius fixed on you, you would have to compensate for outside windage if you wanted the rain to fall where you wanted.

On the bright side, you never have to worry about getting struck by lightning ever again, and you're always safe from tornadoes as long as you're aware one is coming and you have time to prepare.

I wish the first Deus Ex was released with a modern Anniversary Edition re-release where literally the only thing that changed about the game was improved animation, texturing, rendering, lighting, all visual elements of the game were perfected and modernized.

At 11/8/14 04:29 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish the first Deus Ex was released with a modern Anniversary Edition re-release where literally the only thing that changed about the game was improved animation, texturing, rendering, lighting, all visual elements of the game were perfected and modernized.

Granted, but there's only one copy, and someone steals it.

I wish that people stopped hating on my posts.

At 11/8/14 06:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that people stopped hating on my posts.

Granted, you get banned for saying the wrong thing, and there are no posts for people to hate on.

I wish I was fluently talented in all stringed instruments.

At 11/8/14 07:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I was fluently talented in all stringed instruments.

Granted, but no one shows up to hear you play.

I wish that the user below was made entirely out of chocolate pudding.

At 11/8/14 07:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish I was fluently talented in all stringed instruments.

Granted. When you try to expose the masses to culture they demand the guitar solo from November Rain.

I wish to have extremely acute vision.

At 11/8/14 11:00 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish to have extremely acute vision.

Granted, but you see so well that you see things you are not meant to see, and you get scarred for life as a result.

See my above post for my wish.

At 11/8/14 10:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/8/14 07:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish I was fluently talented in all stringed instruments.

Granted, but no one shows up to hear you play.

I wish that the user below was made entirely out of chocolate pudding.

Granted, now @stafffighter is made entirely out of chocolate pudding. But I eat him whole before you ever get a chance.

I wish people stopped skipping over each other's posts.

At 11/9/14 09:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people stopped skipping over each other's posts.

Granted, but now they skip over YOUR posts, so you never notice that they...I don't know.

I wish my dad grilled out tonight.

At 11/9/14 02:57 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 11/9/14 09:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish people stopped skipping over each other's posts.

Granted, but now they skip over YOUR posts, so you never notice that they...I don't know.

I wish my dad grilled out tonight.

Granted, right after the term "Grilled out" became a widespread slang term for visiting a gay party as an umm... ..."reciever".

I wish my computer had the ability to transform into a humanoid robot with true artificial intelligence and capability of emotions.

At 11/9/14 04:14 PM, glazov123 wrote:
I wish my computer had the ability to transform into a humanoid robot with true artificial intelligence and capability of emotions.

Granted, but it turns on you and kills you.

I wish that the user below was the god of bacon.

At 11/9/14 09:45 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish I could move mountains with my mind.

Granted, but you can only move mountains that are less than 1,000 ft tall.

I wish that Steve Irwin wasn't killed by a stingray and is alive and well.

At 11/9/14 09:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/9/14 09:45 PM, SentForMe wrote:
I wish I could move mountains with my mind.

Granted, but you can only move mountains that are less than 1,000 ft tall.

I wish that Steve Irwin wasn't killed by a stingray and is alive and well.

Granted, you died in his stead.

I wish I could control life and death.

At 11/10/14 10:19 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could control life and death.

so that you could kill all jews.

i wish for the internet to be free of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At 11/10/14 12:46 PM, DalexJ1337 wrote:

At 11/10/14 10:19 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could control life and death.

so that you could kill all jews.

i wish for the internet to be free of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Granted, the internet ceases to exist.

I wish I knew how to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At 11/10/14 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I knew how to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Granted, the psyche you get from learning that skill makes you do it so often that you get banned for spamming it.
I wish for fruit punch that tastes good.

At 11/10/14 04:22 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 11/10/14 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish I knew how to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Granted, the psyche you get from learning that skill makes you do it so often that you get banned for spamming it.
I wish for fruit punch that tastes good.

Fine, but the secret ingredient that makes it good is very addictive, to the point where you cannot live without it.

I wish that I was transported to Equestria.

At 11/10/14 04:41 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I was transported to Equestria.

Granted, but it's full of zombie ponies.

I wish that I was the god of science.

At 11/10/14 04:41 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I was transported to Equestria.

Granted. In an instant, you find yourself transported to Equestria, Club de echiatate, North Bucharest, Romania. Dressed and equipped with what you happen to have on you at that time.

I wish that I had the power of selectively toggleable mind-reading.

At 11/10/14 06:47 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 11/10/14 04:41 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote:
I wish that I was transported to Equestria.

Granted. In an instant, you find yourself transported to Equestria, Club de echiatate, North Bucharest, Romania. Dressed and equipped with what you happen to have on you at that time.

I wish that I had the power of selectively toggleable mind-reading.

Alright, but you can only read your own mind.

At 11/10/14 06:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that I was the god of science.

Granted, but nobody worships you.

I wish that I am the greatest guitarist in the world.

At 11/10/14 11:54 PM, TheMasterZero19 wrote: I wish that I am the greatest guitarist in the world.

Granted, you die at 27.

I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.

At 11/11/14 02:55 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish Jimi Hendrix was still alive.

Granted, but he gets upstaged by a Zombie Michael Jackson.

I wish your waifu was your roommate.

At 11/11/14 07:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish your waifu was your roommate.

Granted. Only one of each character is made real and as such they live in compounds populated by their greasy worshipers.

I wish more movies I liked were successful enough to warrant sequels.

At 11/11/14 09:01 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish more movies I liked were successful enough to warrant sequels.

Granted, but they're all horrible sequels with completely different casts, directors, & writers, they don't stay true to the originals, they don't read the material, and they're regarded as some of the worst movies made.

I wish I could teleport wherever I chose to go at will.