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Random boners

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Random boners 2013-02-02 02:13:18


I get them at the weirdest times and I feel awkward. I'll be doing school and out of no where I get a boner and now I'm trying to hide it. Does anyone else hate getting random boners.


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:18:15


lol wtf daethdrain


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:21:44


At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:

HOW

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:24:47


I get hard easily and often in private, but I find it controllable if I don't think of sexual things in public.


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:25:00


At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

Having fun arent you


The Blood Of Lost Souls Stains My Blade

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:27:10


Happens to all of us. I just try and think about something gross or convince myself I forgot to do something extremely important. Then it usually gets downgraded to a chub and I'm good to go.

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 02:42:38


Used to get them, but only when I was still "growing up"


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 04:01:33


At 2/2/13 02:13 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

Who doesn't..


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 04:15:36


I'm having a random boner right now.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 06:29:10


I think about all olf the massive boners I get at school and am astonished at how I've never had to get up (i.e to do a presentation to the class) with a boner nor have I seen anyone encounter this situation

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 09:14:31


At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

daethdrain, stop my sides hurt


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 09:16:03


At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOcUz-BjzKg


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 09:32:28


At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:13 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: I get them at the weirdest times and I feel awkward. I'll be doing school and out of no where I get a boner and now I'm trying to hide it. Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

I'vve been seeing a lot more of these type of responses lately. I like how this is becoming very neogaf-esque with gif responses.

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 10:11:17


I get them all the time. I just think about Margaret Thatcher and they go away in an instant.

At 2/2/13 03:28 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @daethdrain rattle me bones! rattle me bones! take what ye will but don't rattle me bones! heh-heh #bones #therapist

I love you.


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 11:06:27


this thread is 2spooky4me daeth


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 11:08:47


They're not that bad. I rarely get them anymore.

At 2/2/13 02:25 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

http://www.alphastudiossoftware.nl/royzolled/


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 13:05:32


At 2/2/13 11:19 AM, JoseFonz wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

This fits the mood of the thread PERFECTLY

You still haven't given me my quality JOHN JOSE FONZ yet.


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 13:12:20


At 2/2/13 11:19 AM, JoseFonz wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

This fits the mood of the thread PERFECTLY

Too much /mu/.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 13:18:48


>>24469557
What the frick is going on in this thread?

Random boners


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Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 13:42:51


At 2/2/13 01:40 PM, jaws720 wrote: i have a boner right now from looking at my dogs butt

Just don't rape that bitch


The Blood Of Lost Souls Stains My Blade

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 20:41:41


Random boners are good man. They let you know your junk is still working.

Response to Random boners 2013-02-02 20:59:51


Happens to me all the time. It can be rather annoying.


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