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Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:13 AM Reply

I get them at the weirdest times and I feel awkward. I'll be doing school and out of no where I get a boner and now I'm trying to hide it. Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:18 AM Reply

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:21 AM Reply

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:24 AM Reply

I get hard easily and often in private, but I find it controllable if I don't think of sexual things in public.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:25 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

Having fun arent you

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:27 AM Reply

Happens to all of us. I just try and think about something gross or convince myself I forgot to do something extremely important. Then it usually gets downgraded to a chub and I'm good to go.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 02:42 AM Reply

Used to get them, but only when I was still "growing up"

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 03:28 AM Reply

@daethdrain rattle me bones! rattle me bones! take what ye will but don't rattle me bones! heh-heh #bones #therapist

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:01 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:13 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

Who doesn't..

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:15 AM Reply

I'm having a random boner right now.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 04:22 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 04:15 AM, Mismo wrote: I'm having a random boner right now.

Since you're two-face, does it go to......

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 05:19 AM Reply

Flexing your thigh muscles seated brings it down. I remember reading here about someone being able to masturbate in public by squeezing one off from between his thighs That could work too.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:29 AM Reply

I think about all olf the massive boners I get at school and am astonished at how I've never had to get up (i.e to do a presentation to the class) with a boner nor have I seen anyone encounter this situation

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:29 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:13 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: I get them at the weirdest times and I feel awkward. I'll be doing school and out of no where I get a boner and now I'm trying to hide it. Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

Yup,
you're not the only one. :/

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 06:36 AM Reply

Daedrethian YOU BONE HEAD!

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:14 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
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daethdrain, stop my sides hurt

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:16 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
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At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:13 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: I get them at the weirdest times and I feel awkward. I'll be doing school and out of no where I get a boner and now I'm trying to hide it. Does anyone else hate getting random boners.

I'vve been seeing a lot more of these type of responses lately. I like how this is becoming very neogaf-esque with gif responses.

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 09:59 AM Reply

At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:15 AM, daethdrain wrote:

Oh my god I'm fucking dying of laughter

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:11 AM Reply

I get them all the time. I just think about Margaret Thatcher and they go away in an instant.

At 2/2/13 03:28 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: @daethdrain rattle me bones! rattle me bones! take what ye will but don't rattle me bones! heh-heh #bones #therapist

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:01 AM Reply

This thread is 2spooky4me

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:06 AM Reply

this thread is 2spooky4me daeth

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:08 AM Reply

They're not that bad. I rarely get them anymore.

At 2/2/13 02:25 AM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:19 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:17 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 2/2/13 02:16 AM, daethdrain wrote:
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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 11:19 AM Reply

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This fits the mood of the thread PERFECTLY

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Response to Random boners Feb. 2nd, 2013 @ 01:05 PM Reply

At 2/2/13 11:19 AM, JoseFonz wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

This fits the mood of the thread PERFECTLY

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