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A Procrastination Simulator

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A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 19:42:53


Ever wanted to procrastinate without doing it for real? Well look no more MFA Prep Course is the game for you! Smoke and drink coffee or do absolutely nothing to be one of the best procrastinator around. Possibly one of the realistic simulator to ever be a flash! Prepare for a mind blowing procrastinating experience!!!!!!1


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:14:15


At 5/5/12 08:02 PM, Timchik wrote: Pfft. Being a professional procrastinator, I made a game about procrastinating better than yours.
Okay, not yet.
But I will.
Eventually.

Haters gonna hate...

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:20:31


I'll play it later.

So fucking clever

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:21:41


At 5/5/12 08:14 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:
At 5/5/12 08:02 PM, Timchik wrote: Pfft. Being a professional procrastinator, I made a game about procrastinating better than yours.
Okay, not yet.
But I will.
Eventually.
Haters gonna hate...

bitch please. Pretty fun.

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:43:48


I already get my fair share of procrastinating already, constantly having month gaps between chapters etc. I am good for the supply for now thanks. But if I ever do start getting to much done I will be sure to check it out.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:47:12


Strangely a lot of fun. Put it on Newgrounds.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:47:28


Quite addicting.


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The statement above this is true.

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:50:01


At 5/5/12 08:47 PM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: Strangely a lot of fun. Put it on Newgrounds.

I don't own it. Just a friend that wanted me to check out made from a other friend. Though I would try to convince him to tell him to put it on here.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:53:51


At 5/5/12 07:42 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:

Why can't I make him masturbate.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 20:57:15


At 5/5/12 08:53 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 5/5/12 07:42 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote:
Why can't I make him masturbate.

He has no testes...sorry. Only coffee and cigs can please him.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 21:15:48


At 5/5/12 09:02 PM, Skaren wrote: But we need to prepare for the test, guys!

And not a single fuck was given that day...

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-05 23:23:35


I don't need a simulator, I have the real thing all the time. I'm so lucky to be a lazy slob who doesn't do anything till' the last minute.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 02:27:26


At 5/5/12 08:20 PM, Squidbit wrote: I'll play it later.

So clever indeed. I would have probably said that if I weren't too lazy. On another note however, the game is pretty good. I don't need a simulator to procrastinate, though, since if I did I would be meta-procrastinating since I'll be wasting time which I could be using to do something useful; thus by playing the game I'd just be playing a procrastinating simulator to procrastinate something.

deep.

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 02:51:10


At 5/5/12 08:14 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Haters gonna hate...

Do you even procrastinate?

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 03:02:18


i opened the link and waited for it to do things...
i was disappointed


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 07:57:42


I should be working on school assignments but instead I'm playing this game and laughing like an idiot

fuck you newgrounds

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 07:59:49


At 5/6/12 07:57 AM, Halberd wrote: I should be working on school assignments but instead I'm playing this game and laughing like an idiot

fuck you newgrounds

So Newgrounds I heard you liked procrastinating so I put procrastination in your procrastination so you can procrastinate while you procrastinate

I've said the word procrastinate so many times it doesn't even seem like a real word anymore

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 08:17:03


I'll play it later.

See what I did there?

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 08:22:43


Drinking coffee whilst smoking whilst texting.

Fuck Yeah.

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 12:11:04


At 5/6/12 08:07 AM, Protagonist wrote: Well then steal it

Hmm...


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 12:14:15


I approve of the faux Malboro branding of the cigarettes.


nobody goes there anymore. its too popular.

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 12:17:39


Hah, that was clever
that dude is gonna die from smoking 3 cigs at once though
that, or possibly burning his face off

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 13:19:50


I'll play it later.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 14:06:55


Maybe another time.

Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 14:15:57


Great! Now I can procrastinate while I procrastinate!


It's only fun if you get a scar out of it

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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-06 16:48:34


At 5/6/12 01:48 PM, cheese654 wrote: Azuritereaction is somehow making a whole lets play out of this game.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB15ssVtViw&list=PLE997AE13EA D73FF1&index=1&feature=plpp_video

Seen it. That guy is hilarious.


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Response to A Procrastination Simulator 2012-05-07 03:01:24


I will do this later.

In other words I am procrastinating this form of procrastinating that is a game where you procrastinate.

Imagine smoking weed then playing this game.

fuk wed this game is all i ned!!!1