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Fapping is selfish.

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Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:33:03


Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:34:31


At 12 seconds ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?

nope


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:34:33


So, basically you should impregnate a female every 5 seconds in order to prevent an improbable future.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:34:38


At A few seconds ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?

Is there a willing female in front of you at the moment? Those sperm would have died anyway if you hadn't masturbated. Cells aren't immortal. Isn't it actually more selfish to bring a child into the world?


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:34:50


Sexist.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:35:34


And for those who are sterile?


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:36:16


At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?

Is having a daughter not possible?


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:36:32


not in the slightest

Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:36:58


You're right. I'm gonna cut my balls off just so that I don't waste sperm ever again.

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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:37:55


But if you don't fap or have sex those sperm would just die inside your body, which is more selfish. At least fap sperm get to see the outside world.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:38:00


At 2 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?

Lmao no. But fapping is selfish. You shouldblet someone else do it for you that would enjoy it. Selfish fappers.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:39:19


It's self-stimulation. Everyone but the ants are selfish in their own twisted ways.

Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:40:10


So what, if we are giving mass executions to our would be kids. If a person jizzes on accident, it's not their fault or being selfish now is it?
Besides, access to porn has decreased rape and pregnancies in last few decades. Would you rather have the world overpopulated with tons of rapists around?


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:44:29


I got a vasectomy, so nope.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:45:08


I heard they only live a few days anyhow.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:45:19


At 4 minutes ago, EmmaVolt wrote: So, basically you should impregnate a female every 5 seconds in order to prevent an improbable future.

I'm not saying that, but when you are fapping, the ones that came out are being denied the chance to be born.

At 1 minute ago, simon wrote:
At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?
Is having a daughter not possible?

According to your logic, all males have both male and female sperm.

At 3 minutes ago, Hemlok wrote: And for those who are sterile?

Then you shall reap no shame.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:48:57


Well if you're actually planning to have a kid anytime soon than it really shouldn't be on your mind cause it will die eventually.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:50:00


Uh sperm doesn't have a gender durr. And in the womb everyone is female at first.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:51:21


There's like, 7 billion people on this planet, the world's crowded enough already. Hell, it'd be a service to crowd control if people quit fucking like monkeys every five minutes and just played with Ol' Charlie once in a while.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 01:54:35


At 1 minute ago, JBKalso wrote: Uh sperm doesn't have a gender durr...

Uh yeah it do durr...


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:20:31


Im planning of not having little dooms around. So I fap.

My girlfriend is selfish for my "selfish" actions.

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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:31:15


At 53 minutes ago, simon wrote:
At 1 minute ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?
Is having a daughter not possible?

Apparently he is a sexist person.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:40:35


With all the cafeïne, beer and an unhealthy life style, I don't think any of these cells contain the potency of becoming a full-grown and healthy child.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:41:13


At 1 hour ago, Hemlok wrote: And for those who are sterile?

Yeah. Good job OP, how selfish of you not to think of the sterile people!


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:43:59


At 1 hour ago, RobJohnson wrote:
At 12 seconds ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?
nope

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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:53:04


You're right. Wasting sperm is selfish.
We should just rape women instead so that not all of our precious sperm goes to waste.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 02:55:40


nope just doing natural instincts. plus it keeps you from having prostate problems

Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 03:02:22


At 1 hour ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Whenever you fap and you get to the point where you cum, do you ever stop to think that one of the sperm cells contained in that particular shot of semen, could'v became your son?

I only fap to NPH though

for my ritual to gain Neil's blessing, which also involves killing a goat, fun fact of the day for you.


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Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 03:11:34


Ever since I found out my sperm was alive I started cumming in bottles and storing them in the fridge so my little swimmers could stay alive forever.

Response to Fapping is selfish. 2012-02-09 03:17:00


What about women? Every time they have their period they lose an egg that could've been used for storing a baby. That egg loss is a total waste of a kid. Having periods is selfish as well in that case.


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