The truth about Asandir

[Expectrum]

I'm sorry, I just can't stay silent anymore. I hope that you can forgive me.

The user that we all know as Asandir is nothing but a lie. His real name is actually Assandirhole, and he is the mastermind responsable for the holocaust, 9/11, global warming, tornadoes, earthquakes and furry porn. Every time you're taking a dump and toilet water splashes over your buttcheks, that's Assandirhole spitting on your ass.

He has been deceiving you all this time. He raped my whole family and will do the same to yours, without lube. If an overly nice person knocks on your door giving away free rainbows and penicorns, LOCK HIM INSIDE, BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND RUN TO THE FUCKING HILLS.

Here is the testimony of another victim:

"WAH WAH He wus nice at furst by inviting me to his van to get free cadny, but then he stole it from me!! WAH WAH"

[Lolzer]

I KNEW IT!

[Malt-Shake]

And even with all of that... He still seems sort of irrelevant.

[MantisClock]

THat is one of the greatest Disaster threads in the whole BBS.
But it's a nice story though :3

[Catalepsy]

one time asandir said hed help me with a big spansh tets but he taugt me fernch inted!

dat bassard!!

[ModernPatriot]

He always seemed so nice.

[SSPBourne]

Lies and SLANDER!!!!!

[111122223138]

At 6/29/11 09:26 AM, YoungAndWise wrote: he is the mastermind responsable for furry porn.

Well that's not so bad.

[PIED3]

Despite all that he's still the nicest Nazi i know.

[Gobblemeister]

At 6/29/11 10:27 AM, Catalepsy wrote: one time asandir said hed help me with a big spansh tets but he taugt me fernch inted!

dat bassard!!

SACREBLEU!

[ModernPatriot]

At 6/29/11 12:06 PM, PIED3 wrote: Despite all that he's still the nicest Nazi i know.

That's not really sayin' much though.

[Allaire]

Is this true?!

Get the torches and pitchforks!

[Atypop]

I thought he was a genuinely nice guy, I can't look at his posts in the same way ever again.

[Asandir]

I am actually pretty sad that most people believe the things that are written by the op, but even more by the bunch of hatemails I got, accusing me of criminal and illegal acts.
I want to thank SSPBOURNE, since he was the only one who didn't believe it, you are a true friend, and I am more than proud that I was able to know you over the internet.
My thanks go also out to all other nice users that I met in my time here, to users like Gimmick and Suprememessage who are a great example for nice and kind users.
That is all.

[EDylan]

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote: I am actually pretty sad that most people believe the things that are written by the op, but even more by the bunch of hatemails I got, accusing me of criminal and illegal acts.

What are you talking about?

I want to thank SSPBOURNE, since he was the only one who didn't believe it, you are a true friend, and I am more than proud that I was able to know you over the internet.

We are all friends on Newgrounds, remember? I think you yourself even said that!

My thanks go also out to all other nice users that I met in my time here, to users like Gimmick and Suprememessage who are a great example for nice and kind users.

I hope this ominous message doesn't mean you'll leave.

That is all.

Okay.

[Shadria]

We made Asandir sad. I feel like a terrible person, now...

[Lintire]

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote: That is all.

Yes, Asandir, because this topic is absolutely completely serious and we actually think you're responsible for every bad thing to happen.

Loosen up, man, this topics just having some fun. At your expense, of course.

[IAmCrystalHeights]

and this whole time I thought he was a good kid

WHAT A MONSTER

[Asandir]

At 6/29/11 12:54 PM, Lintire wrote:

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote: That is all.

Yes, Asandir, because this topic is absolutely completely serious and we actually think you're responsible for every bad thing to happen.

I know, Lintire, but when the op stays in character and puts so much effort in the opening post, then I have to play the mind crushed victim for the audience.

Loosen up, man, this topics just having some fun. At your expense, of course.

I will make a thread about you. No, I won't, of course. Thanks for the reply.

[Expectrum]

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote:

That is all.

Don't come here with your bullshit, acting all innocent like we don't know who you really are! You are a horrible, evil person and everyone knows it.

I hope that those people who you call "friends" appreciate it when you stab them on their back, taking their otherwise everlasting virginity by ramming your happy "love" into their anus with that sick, perverted smile.

I don't know you guys, but I feel too sick to ever use a happy face smiley ever again.

[Asandir]

At 6/29/11 01:48 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: But... He said he LOVED me!
He said I was SPECIAL!

You still are special, don't listen to the bad op!

[SouthAsian]

I believe he can be reformed.WE have le technology! LE TECHNOLOGY!

[Asandir]

At 6/29/11 01:48 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: You fucking disgust me Asandir. You piece of shit, get the fuck off these forums.

I will stay to show my love, my friend.

[Kanon]

At 6/29/11 01:52 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/29/11 01:48 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: You fucking disgust me Asandir. You piece of shit, get the fuck off these forums.

I will stay to show my love, my friend.

I guess I am no longer loved by you huh?

[Emarius]

At 6/29/11 02:03 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 6/29/11 01:52 PM, Asandir wrote:

At 6/29/11 01:48 PM, Xyphon202 wrote: You fucking disgust me Asandir. You piece of shit, get the fuck off these forums.

I will stay to show my love, my friend.

I guess I am no longer loved by you huh?

I can pick up some of that love slack...

[POTaTOS]

At 6/29/11 12:21 PM, Asandir wrote: I want to thank SSPBOURNE, since he was the only one who didn't believe it, you are a true friend, and I am more than proud that I was able to know you over the internet.

I never believed it.

[Asandir]

At 6/29/11 02:03 PM, Kanon wrote: I guess I am no longer loved by you huh?

I still like you, you didn't say something bad.

[Smittytheghost]

Asandir is a saint!
The real criminals are the ones who's names you cannot pronounce. It hides their criminalness.
Hail Asandir. Patron Saint of BBS Kindness.

[KKSlider60]

At 6/29/11 02:35 PM, Asandir wrote: I still like you, you didn't say something bad.

C'mon, spit it out or I call Cole Phelps from the LAPD. You're part of the Illuminati conspiracy, do you? And maybe you're even a Templar on disguise, huh? HUH?!
WHERE'S THE PIECE OF EDEN!?!

Oh I still like you and you're badass-ly nice :D Here's a cupcake. :3

[Asandir]

At 6/29/11 02:43 PM, KKSlider60 wrote: WHERE'S THE PIECE OF EDEN!?!

I guess that everyone searches for his very own paradise, the only thing I can try to do is trying to bring you a little bit of happiness.

Ok, that sounds cheesy :/

Oh I still like you and you're badass-ly nice :D Here's a cupcake. :3

Thank you very much :)