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I guess that would be a good excuse if someone ever catches you doing it.

Discuss.

Tell that to my frictions burns, zing!

D:

the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

So.. porn stars are going to get throat cancer?

But then I'd still have to explain why I was doing it on the bus.

At 4/17/11 06:13 AM, iateamexican wrote: the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.

So.. porn stars are going to get throat cancer?

The only way to get cancer from another person is if they donate you an organ that has a cancer in it, which no doctor would do.

Cancer is not contageous.

It also stops us from killing people. You know, from sexual frustration and all. Just saying.

At 4/17/11 06:15 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: But then I'd still have to explain why I was doing it on the bus.

Just say "But I'm preventing prostate cancer!" and you should do fine.

This one goes out to the women.

Apparently, the gynaecologist seems more of a perv than he really is.

NO:

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5
3 It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; 4 that each of you should learn to control your own body[a] in a way that is holy and honorable, 5 not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God;

1 Corin. 6:18-

Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.

umm... wasn't that a commn knowledge like 5 years ago?

I didn't need an excuse.

At 4/17/11 07:03 AM, ngman7 wrote: NO:

1 Thessalonians 4:3-5
3 It is God's will that you should be sanctified: that you should avoid sexual immorality; 4 that each of you should learn to control your own body[a] in a way that is holy and honorable, 5 not in passionate lust like the pagans, who do not know God;

1 Corin. 6:18-

Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body.

Yeah, god also said that if you hear of a village where different god is worshiped, you mugt gather men, and raid that village killing everyone: Men, women, children, even the cattle, and then you must burn this village to the ground.

Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

At 4/17/11 07:13 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: Masturbation is REALLY GOOD for YOU

I don't care what some SECULAR DOCTOR SAYS-GOD SAYS IT IS A SIN.

At 4/17/11 07:16 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/17/11 07:13 AM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: Masturbation is REALLY GOOD for YOU

I don't care what some SECULAR DOCTOR SAYS-GOD SAYS IT IS A SIN.

Video related.

At 4/17/11 07:10 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

You'll say something different after you will hit puberty.

At 4/17/11 07:27 AM, Makakaov wrote:

At 4/17/11 07:10 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 4/17/11 07:08 AM, Makakaov wrote:
Would you really do that? Besides if you reach puberty you'll fap like a crazy stampler.

I am PAST PUBERTY AGE- I CONTROL MYSELF BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

You'll say something different after you will hit puberty.

I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

Fapping is also good from your hands. All that lotion keeps mine baby soft.

At 4/17/11 07:03 AM, ngman7 wrote: Some fucking retard Christ shit.

1. Go be a Christ fag some where else

2. There is not god.

At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote: I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

At first I thought you were trolling, but by looking at your posts, I've reached the conclusion that you are in fact, mentally handicapped. Sorry you had to find out this way.

At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote:

I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

Funny how he totally ignores the thing about killing a whole village...the bible says many things and if everyone totally lived up to what the bible says we would be killing people left right and centre. So stfu.

Old news. But it's not good for you if you do it too much.

At 4/17/11 06:16 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: The only way to get cancer from another person is if they donate you an organ that has a cancer in it, which no doctor would do.

Cancer is not contageous.

Don't forget genetics!

At 4/17/11 06:11 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: READ

I guess that would be a good excuse if someone ever catches you doing it.

Discuss.

Masturbation is the devil's work.

Let me accommodate your masturbation needs.

Search me.

Search me hard.

At 4/17/11 12:38 PM, GoogleChrome wrote: Let me accommodate your masturbation needs.

Search me.

Search me hard.

I just read your previous threads. You sure love Google chrome.

At 4/17/11 10:55 AM, MrWiggleFTW wrote:

At 4/17/11 07:29 AM, ngman7 wrote:

I already had puberty- I CHOOSE TO CONTROL MYSELF. I DON'T ACT LIKE SOME DOG OR CAT IN HEAT.

Funny how he totally ignores the thing about killing a whole village...the bible says many things and if everyone totally lived up to what the bible says we would be killing people left right and centre. So stfu.

Anyone remember the Crusades and what happened during them? Ahhh.... Good times huh?

At 4/17/11 06:24 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: This one goes out to the women.

Apparently, the gynaecologist seems more of a perv than he really is.

Hey guys, I found a picture that can help me draw better vajajas!

why need an excuse? Fapping is normal, everybody does it...

Masturbation causes hairloss.