My entry for this weeks C.O.W Santas helper. Rudolph is so 1990's!
'Crudolph' The Red Bulbed Technologically Equipped Reindeer V12.25 PORTAL
- On board Santa-nav
- Retractable Antenna
- "BLINDING" 5000 watt bulb
- Giant elasticated sack that can hold up to 3500 metric tonnes of toys (Can also be used as discreet disposal unit)
- Smug as fuck
- Windows XP or higher
- 1 Gb Ram
- 100GB available hard disk space
- Intel Pentium 4 processor
- Broadband Internet connection required for online services
"Crudolph" plays in all the reindeer games, and teabags his victims with complete "DOMINATION"