At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote:
1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

I'm safe :P

2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

:(

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

You're going to have to ban me, for about 50 years D:

5. Dispute of these rules will earn you a ban.

Bye BBS :'(

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

Are we still allowed to wear sandals? My camel keeps licking my feet and it's really annoying.

At 8/9/10 09:23 PM, Headshot777 wrote: just obeying the rules no biggie

That's not a camel, that's a dromedary. You're banned.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote:
4. Users must at all times pretend that they are riding camels.

I'm scared because I am sat cross legged like I am actually riding a camel whilst reading this and my shoes are off.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

wth this is America you can't make us do this, you bastards, get out of here!

My camel firm has rules against riding without shoes >:( what the fuck am I supposed to do now ..

I can finally let my neckbeard hang out.

At 8/9/10 09:23 PM, Headshot777 wrote: just obeying the rules no biggie

I was just about to draw a picture of that until I saw that post. I am doing that right now so I am allowed to be on the BBS.

Does it matter how many humps my imaginary camel has?

I'm currently on a camel with two humps, so does this mean this post has more sway than that of a one-humped variety?

YOU WERE SO MUCH MORE FUN BEFORE YOU GOT MODDED MAN. I DON'T EVEN RECOGNISE YOU ANYMORE...

Is my camel allowed to wear shoes? Their feet get tired you know.

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable
I guess I'm banned now.

loooooooooooooooool.

Seriously, that BobbaQ is a real patoot.

I would contribute to this thread, but the blistering heat and flaring desert sun prevents me to do so. Luckily i'm riding this camel, cause if I were to go by foot the hot sand would surely burn my naked feet. I only wish I had the opportunity to shave, cause my beard is all sweaty and itchy. With all this heat, I have no chance to masturbate at all.

I've actually ridden a camel: a rather exciting experience, actually. They spit constantly and it's disgusting.

Also I'm wearing slippers and I'm from Japan so I don't like shoes whatsoever.

Awesome. I shall mount my camel immediately.

Goddamnit i'm breaking all these rules!

At 8/10/10 01:06 AM, ryanson209 wrote:

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

You know that the BBS will be completely empty within the week, right?

That's the plan.

Well fuck your shit.

I don't wear shoes, have a beard, don't masturbate, always keep my camel with me, and love not disputing rules, so I guess I'm in the safe zone!

Although I wonder what the female NG users will do about the beard issue...

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

Who the fuck wears shoes when they're on the internet? How sad do you have to be to go on Newgrounds while outside?

2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'm liking this one... a lot. Does this mean I get my own little n00b-following now? :P
Also, I'm pretty sure this means Timmy is everyone's new god. And that Luis is back to being the mod team's bitch. :D

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

Users online (0).

4. Users must at all times pretend that they are riding camels. If you have never ridden a camel, please do some online research on the practicalities of camel-riding before you proceed to post on the BBS.

How the fuck do you pretend you're riding a camel on the internet??

5. Dispute of these rules will earn you a ban.

M'kay.

As you can probably see, none of these rules are too problematic in the general scheme of things. Any non-compliance with these new rules will be swiftly punished.

Ban everyone without beard-growing capability pl0x?

Im not riding a camel but posting. How long do I get banned for that?

Brb breaking rule 3.

My rules were so much better. The thread appears to have been "disposed" of though. I ain't getting rid of my golf cart though.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote:

1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

It doesn't say anything about Sneakers or Sandles so hooray!

I guess even mods get desperate for attention sometimes.

Oh well.

No problem dude.

What is this I don't even

Er, I mean, "what is this me and my bearded camel don't even."