What if I suck your dick more?

I have a disease which inhibits me from pretending to ride a camel, so can I get a pass on that rule please?

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

Well beards do give you more power, but is having just a moustache okay?

At 8/9/10 11:22 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

Well beards do give you more power, but is having just a moustache okay?

That just makes you a pedophile.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: FYI, there's a few new BBS rules coming into play. They are all very serious offenses and will be instantaneously banned for:

1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

Yeah, I bet you feel like banning me now, huh. You know why I break the rules? Because I'm cool.

Can we masturbate anywhere else?

At 8/10/10 12:45 AM, Aci6 wrote: This appears to be some attempt at humour.

Thanks Professor Obvious, now if only you can devise a machine for detecting sarcasm, then we'd be in luck.

So, do you guys ride Bactrians or Arabians?

Woops, I just broke all of these rules. :S

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

Fuck me, I'm shaving this week.

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

You know that the BBS will be completely empty within the week, right?

Question does the masturbation rule apply to my pretend camel, also my pretend camel has 3 humps and sunglasses on, are the sun glasses allowed?

I'm riding a real camel with shoes on (the camel has shoes on and i have shoes on), my left hand is shaving my face and the right hand is jerking my stiff cock.

And these rules are stewpit.

At 8/10/10 12:39 AM, Alaska wrote:

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote:

4. Users must at all times pretend that they are riding camels. If you have never ridden a camel, please do some online research on the practicalities of camel-riding before you proceed to post on the BBS.

I thought that was already a rule...

This is the most the clever joke I've seen on the bbs in awhile.

good job!

At 8/9/10 09:14 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/9/10 09:14 PM, Twilight wrote: What if my pretend camel dies?

Buy another one at the pretend camel market.

Is the market pretend, or just the camels they sell? Also I don't have a camel but I do have a beard so I don't really need a camel, do I?

This is without a doubt the best rule I have ever heard.

I thank you.. So much.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

I WILL FOREVER FOLLOW THIS RULE

At 8/9/10 09:14 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 8/9/10 09:14 PM, Twilight wrote: What if my pretend camel dies?

Buy another one at the pretend camel market.

The pretend camel market is filled with terrorists! what shall i do oh trust worthy mod!?

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

Shoe's are so 2000's, c'mon guys, it's fucking 2010

2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

I have a shitty 1 and half day old beard

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

No need, I get laid all the time

4. Users must at all times pretend that they are riding camels. If you have never ridden a camel, please do some online research on the practicalities of camel-riding before you proceed to post on the BBS.

I live in fucking *country where they have camels* Shit man, I ride camels every day

5. Dispute of these rules will earn you a ban.

Why would anyone dispute these rules? This is like the fucking 10 commandments, only some crazy fucker didn't make them up and to get other people to listen to him claim he got them from some 'God'

these are rules for lifetime.

I like the beard rule!

I have a beard, no shoes, and I'm not masturbating.
Can I be a mod now?

I jizzed upon reading the rules.

Question:
Are JJ's still allowed?

If my camel is hairless, wearing shoes, and masturbating, am I still in the clear?

i brought a doctors note. i will be high so he said its ok for me to masturbate

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

I never wear shoes in my own house. So I'm good there.

2. The Newgrounds BBS is hereby declared a beard priority zone: Any users who can grow a beard will have more say in ANY MATTER than those lacking facial hair.

Well shit. My opinion really doesn't matter now.

3. No user is permitted to masturbate, ever. This rule is non-negotiable.

That only apllies when I am actually viewing the BBS right? Like, if I have the BBS in a closed down window while masturbating, does that give me a ban?

4. Users must at all times pretend that they are riding camels. If you have never ridden a camel, please do some online research on the practicalities of camel-riding before you proceed to post on the BBS.

Now, we don't have to mention that we're riding a camel in every post right? I mean, if the camel never comes into question I see no reason to mention my imaginary camel. How does this rule really work? Also, do dromedary camels count?

5. Dispute of these rules will earn you a ban.

Oh shit. Well, I'm not wearing shoes, not masturbating, and I'm riding a camel.

OK!

I've got my beard, in the camel-riding position, shoes off and wanking my co- FFFFFFFFFFFF

My facial hair grows back real fucking fast, impossible to shave, so why bother?
I hardly wear shoes inside..ever...or outside for that matter, my feet are MANLY enough for the world.
Pfft, masturbation on Newgrounds? honestly...
As for the camel thing? Im up for new things...

Perfectly acceptable rules.

At 8/9/10 09:12 PM, NEVR wrote: 1. No shoes on the forums: if you wear shoes while you post, you will receive a ban. Remove your shoes NOW.

Damn, I enjoyed wearing my cowboy boots while posting.

Speaking of camels, I had a dream the other night where I was riding a camel named Jenny in the dairy aisle.

Also, going outside and inside had loading screens.