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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 17:35:00


At 10/30/06 05:24 PM, Systems-Error wrote: what the hell are you talking about you just saved a failing sex life and removed the need for a condom.

And lowered your chances of ever having a family/continuing your blood line.

Also happy 1,200 pages guys. My ulimate goal for today is to get at least 4-5 people in here all at once. I really do miss those days.


NG Mafia

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 18:08:58


Yay it hit 1200 oages this is my first 100 page anniversary, I'm the happiest little boy in the world.

Halloween is tommorow double yay any one here going out tricking treating or at least wearing a costume( Yet for some reason I think I may be the youngest person here *sigh*)

Im going the cheap way im wearing a hockey mask and painting black water drops and paint my eye's black.


Drop Ya Pants and Grind, with M to the C

The Greatest Story Ever Told

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 18:16:29


At 10/30/06 03:39 AM, TheSerf wrote: so i've been anyway and shit....
anything important happen over the last ten days?
Like the battle royale actually starting? hahahahahahha

hahaha, the battle royale
i'm sorry that never went through guys, it just went through going a lot of more work than planned. maybe if i ever get more free time (which isn't ever going to happen, most likely) i will try to get that back up again

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 18:25:11


AAt 10/30/06 05:11 PM, Boris-4-U wrote:

Tomorrow is Halloween, which means halloween stories. I better not be the only one writing one.

Tomorrow's Halloween? I suppose I could whip one up.

t 10/30/06 06:08 PM, M-to-the-C wrote:

( Yet for some reason I think I may be the youngest person here *sigh*)

Nope. There are plenty of us around your age or younger.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 18:26:03


Apologies to Snype - you will be in a story, just not this one. Dx

And to you, SirSalt, I counted 16 intelligent posts, and 50 are required for entry. However, no members have the authority to allow you in, so it's up to a capo (Boris, Charlotte, or Britkid)

At 10/30/06 04:48 PM, GhandenHanden wrote: These are fucking awesome. I'd like to shake your hand and buy you a drink.

Very well - thus, you have. xD

Notice: I don't believe this is as good as the other two parts, but serves to lead into the fourth.

Under Fire
Continuation of The Guest

Red's death sent shockwaves through the Mafia - considered a friend by many, his death caused some to lose it, and made the capos more conscious about themselves then ever, surrounding themselves with personal bodyguards wherever they went for protection.

The work kept pouring into the poor scientists, who were already before overworked, pouring out new technology for Mafian protection. With higher demand than ever for new security devices, they weren't finding much time for rest.

On the other hand, some departments claimed they had never done less. Nomader began finding himself sitting in the bar more often than his office, drinking so much that hangovers turned into slight headaches.

"Let me buy you a drink," said Handen, approaching Nomader from behind one day, about a week after Red's death. Nomader smiled, somewhat pleased, always happy to take a free glass of booze when he could get one. "Business is pretty dry, huh," said Handen, picking up a beer that the bartender just tossed him.

"Nothing going on. The last time I went to court was nearly two months ago when we still had people outside the mansion's gates... I tell you, everyone's crazy," said Nomader, sipping on his glass, then placing it back on the counter.

After putting back down his glass, Handen laughed a bit. "Well, it's great to know we have hermits running our paychecks," said Handen, smiling. He turned towards Nomader, who he found slumped over on the counter. "Damn, must've been one drink too many," said Handen, tapping Nomader on his side. "You there?" he asked.

Nomader didn't move - Handen looked closer, and realized that Nomader was dead - his hair was coated with blood, and a small hole entered through the back of his skull, where a bullet passed through.

"Jesus," said Handen, quickly taken aback. In all his time at the Mafia, no one had ever died right beside him - he was the driver, not the shooter.

"Don't move, Handen," said a voice from behind. Handen stopped where he was. "Brit, you asshole," he whispered, quietly.

"He was too loyal to Boris," said Britkid, smiling behind Handen's back. "Too powerful too - could've changed people's opinions, and it wasn't a chance I was willing to take," he said strongly, as if he didn't have to think twice about his decision.

"Jesus, Brit, Ghost isn't even dead yet! Leave the power struggle for later!" shouted Handen angrily, thinking the capo's behavior as idiotic, while still making a last ditched effort for his life.

"What do you mean, 'Ghost isn't dead'? He killed himself last night," said Britkid. "And now you'll die knowing it," replied Britkid, almost cruelly, pulling out his pistol with the bulky silencer on the end, and fired at Handen's head. Handen slumped to the floor like a splintered piece of wood, in pieces, even though only one shot brought him down.

"And here dies the liar Nomader and the venerable Handen, sipping a drink one second, and dead on the floor the next," said Britkid, laughing as he walked away.

The next day, the Mafia had a massive burial for Ghost alone - the others were unimportant. "Here lies the greatest man in Newgrounds," his epitaph read, carved into the tough marble, as if it spoke for his character. His body was covered in dirt, sealed underground forever.

As the last shovelful of dirt fell, the Mafia ended as a whole. Boris claimed rightful ownership to the Mafia, and Brit claimed Boris was unfit, threatening him with death. And Civil War was on the horizon, about to begin.

The Mafia had collapsed.

Will be continued!


Nomader ('No, mad, er').

Review Request Club // Former Wi/Ht? Regular

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 18:34:33


Wow, once again, awesome. Looks like we have a civil war now. Are all of these separate stories, such as the Mafia Civil War and for example, when ProwerPower comes back?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 19:42:13


Nice continuation Nomader, very nice, hope to see more of it, on another note......... Halloween, Tommorow, No plans, No gear......... Well, next year ill scare the hell outta my cousins, I know a thing or two about making realistic blood.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 19:45:30


Sorry i've been gone for so long, but im back now and will be posting pretty frequently.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 19:48:14


Hey, I just wanna say happy 1200th page guys. Good job.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:02:03


At 10/29/06 09:10 PM, Nomader wrote:

Soviet's plan had just begun.

Ooooh! I like it so far! Keep up the excellent work! HAPPY 1,200TH PAGE, EVERYONE!!!


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:02:30


At 10/30/06 07:45 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Sorry i've been gone for so long, but im back now and will be posting pretty frequently.

(Ponders around, cigarette in mouth, then stops)...holy...well, fuck-a-doodle doo. Look who's back? After seeing Prower and reading the stories so far, this is the biggest surprise I've seen in a while...welcome back, Crimson.

Look out, tomorrow, kids. I start a new story. It'll knock your balls off!

(If anyone was offended by that statement, I'm sorry...kudos for now)


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:18:50


At 10/30/06 06:26 PM, Nomader wrote: Under Fire
Continuation of The Guest

Again, great work. I was looking forward to another installment and you certainly did not let me down. I know you had concerns continuing the story, but you pulled it off without issue. There is nothing I can say about the new installment that I have not said about the first two. This was another one that was really easy to run with. A very smooth transition all and all. I love the twists and turns. Great job Nomader. Think you can keep it rolling?


At 10/30/06 07:45 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Sorry I’ve been gone for so long, but I’m back now and will be posting pretty frequently.

Wow, it has been a very long time. Nice to see you around here again. The last time you were actually active was before I joined. Hopefully you will be able to live up to that and hang around. Welcome home.


At 10/30/06 09:02 PM, StevensA wrote: (If anyone was offended by that statement, I'm sorry...kudos for now)

You dirty commie! I can't believe you would behave in such a way. In the confines of these sacred walls you would have the audacity to speak such words?!? How could you do that to us? I thought you loved us Stevens. ; ).


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:37:14


Thanks alot for the welcome back's it's nice to be back on bbs, iv'e missed it alot.Im back for sure know though so watch out.Lol

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:46:35


Tomorrow is Halloween (even though I'm sure none of you need a reminder)! I'm so happy! I thought it was gonna end up sucking but I get to go to my dad's house and hang otu wiht my friends there! YAY! What are you all doing for H-Day?

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 21:55:09


A big heya to CrimsonRocker, welcome back. I just came back too, so maybe we can get to know one another possibly. ;)

At 10/30/06 09:46 PM, Fairy-Tale-Romance wrote: Tomorrow is Halloween (even though I'm sure none of you need a reminder)! I'm so happy! I thought it was gonna end up sucking but I get to go to my dad's house and hang otu wiht my friends there! YAY! What are you all doing for H-Day?

Prolly hand out candy, sit around, do something I'm sure, laziness will rule my day. XD

At 10/30/06 09:02 PM, StevensA wrote: (Ponders around, cigarette in mouth, then stops)...holy...well, fuck-a-doodle doo. Look who's back? After seeing Prower and reading the stories so far, this is the biggest surprise I've seen in a while...welcome back, Crimson.

Another person who loves mah stories, I'll be putting out a Halloween one tomorrow, so you may look forward to that Stevens, and all you other people.

Look out, tomorrow, kids. I start a new story. It'll knock your balls off!

*does that sly cover crotch with hands motion*

(If anyone was offended by that statement, I'm sorry...kudos for now)

Who did what now?

NG Mafia


Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 22:00:34


At 10/30/06 09:55 PM, PowerPrower wrote: A big heya to CrimsonRocker, welcome back. I just came back too, so maybe we can get to know one another possibly. ;)

Yea that would be great, also thanks for the welcome back i've heard your quite the funny person.So hopefully ill get to hear some of your storys on down the road.Nice to see you again, its very nice to be back and see everyone.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 22:01:52


Well, CrimsonRockers back! Rejoice!

Halloween's tomorrow, and I think the bad thing about that is when the teenagers go trick or treating. It's annoying. As a retaliation measure, my friend and I are giving out potatoes and bags of sand to older kids. Oh, the fun we'll have...

Johnny's Extreme Adventure for the win.

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 22:04:57


Bored, I know this isnt the right thread to post it, but id like feedback form you guys. I messed around ALOT with the brushes to make the render blend in. Thoughts?

NG Mafia


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 22:06:21


At 10/30/06 10:01 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: Well, CrimsonRockers back! Rejoice!

Halloween's tomorrow, and I think the bad thing about that is when the teenagers go trick or treating. It's annoying. As a retaliation measure, my friend and I are giving out potatoes and bags of sand to older kids. Oh, the fun we'll have...

Johnny's Extreme Adventure for the win.

Omg dont you just hate it when the 13 and 14 year olds come trick or treating at your house. They really make me mad, i saw this cute little kid the other day at my school dressed as the tin man off the wizard of oz.

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 22:10:35


At 10/30/06 09:55 PM, PowerPrower wrote: I just came back too...

Did you now? Ha, good to see you man. It has been a very long time since you have been active around Newgrounds. I was almost starting to miss you. Just almost though. It will be good to have you romping through the forums again. You are usually able to give me a couple good laughs. What happened to you anyway?


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 23:04:59


Massive quote time, huzzahs all around!

At 10/30/06 10:00 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Yea that would be great, also thanks for the welcome back i've heard your quite the funny person.So hopefully ill get to hear some of your storys on down the road.Nice to see you again, its very nice to be back and see everyone.

Ah, the pleasure is mine to meet another person from the past of the mafia before I rolled along. I try to make a few good laughs when I can and such, and try at least for it. Trust me, you'll be seeing my stories around when I get into the chatty mood, so just keep your eyes peeled. Nice to meet you again too. :)

At 10/30/06 10:01 PM, PenitentTangent wrote: Well, CrimsonRockers back! Rejoice!

Now cavemen, gather round the flames...

Halloween's tomorrow, and I think the bad thing about that is when the teenagers go trick or treating. It's annoying. As a retaliation measure, my friend and I are giving out potatoes and bags of sand to older kids. Oh, the fun we'll have...

Sounds like a good time indeed, give someone a potato and say it's from me, just do that for me and I'll be a happy fellow. :D

Johnny's Extreme Adventure for the win.

IT'LL PUNCH YOUR BALLS OFF!! *proceeds to do so*

At 10/30/06 10:04 PM, Snype wrote: Bored, I know this isnt the right thread to post it, but id like feedback form you guys. I messed around ALOT with the brushes to make the render blend in. Thoughts?

Looks pretty good to me, you got some talent I'd say. The one that I made and am using now is a little...drab with backgrouds since I'm learning, but the pic color and shading was all myself with thanks to golden hedgehog on deviant art for his lineart. It'd be a lot cooler if I got a background done for it, like flames or something I feel.

At 10/30/06 10:10 PM, Turkeybean wrote: Good to see you man. It has been a very long time since you have been active around Newgrounds.

Indeedy so, very nice to see you as well Turk, very nice to be back too. :)

I was almost starting to miss you. Just almost though.

Apparently I was missed a lot more than I thought I would be. Shouldn't be suprised though, I grow like a fungus onto people I meet, but in a good way and not like athlete's foot. XD

It will be good to have you romping through the forums again. You are usually able to give me a couple good laughs. What happened to you anyway?

Glad to hear I make some people laugh. Well...the comp got a little fucker-roo job a while back when my bro, who is all wise and intelligent *sarcasm* decided to download pr0n from a site onto the computer and got spyware on it. It did it's little damage and I was left unable to do much until it got all fixed up and now here I am, in one piece nonetheless.

Also have learned some things when it comes to photoshop from a good friend of mine and have been doing black and white line sketches to full color pics, like my profile pic. Maybe down the line I can attempt to start making sigs once I learn how to render things like fire and all that jazz, but for now I like seeing the sigger's work. Does me good to look at their creations, including yours mind you. I know that sig I had you made didn't last all too long, but no fret, I'm gonna be alternating every few days, so it will get it's uses. Nice to see you again man, as that goes to all of the rest of you guys as well. It's good to be back in the family... :)


Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 23:10:38


At 10/30/06 11:04 PM, PowerPrower wrote: I grow like a fungus onto people I meet, but in a good way and not like athlete's foot.

Oh, I agree, I like you already. Thanks for the positve feedback, and once you learn a bit on how to blend renders and stuff, you'll be making stuff no problem. Im about maybe half way there with learning render techniques and stuff.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 23:25:42


Awesome story Nomad, l don't remember the last time l've gotten this into a story.
Also Nomad, look who it is!

At 10/30/06 09:37 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Thanks alot for the welcome back's it's nice to be back on bbs, iv'e missed it alot.Im back for sure know though so watch out.Lol

Can't wait to see what interesting things reveal themselves on the horizon. Welcome back Crimson.


NG Mafia

I've evolved.

digi-digi

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-30 23:41:22


At 10/30/06 10:06 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Omg dont you just hate it when the 13 and 14 year olds come trick or treating at your house. They really make me mad, i saw this cute little kid the other day at my school dressed as the tin man off the wizard of oz.

I think everyone does. Teenagers just should not be trick or treating. All they are usually out for is to steal candy from little kids and cause trouble. Good for nothing little monkeys. Halloween needs to be left for little kids to enjoy. Speaking of costumes, I saw a mom dressed up as Willy Wonka (looked great) and had her son done up as an oompa loompa. It was one of the best I have seen so far.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-31 00:02:23


Sorry for the double post...

At 10/30/06 11:04 PM, PowerPrower wrote: Apparently I was missed a lot more than I thought I would be. Shouldn't be suprised though, I grow like a fungus onto people I meet, but in a good way and not like athlete's foot. XD

I don’t know why you think you would not have been. You add to a lot when you are here. You are able to get and keep things interesting through what you have to say, and your stories especially. You have always been well <3’d around here. If you ever try to grow on me like athlete’s foot I will be liable to shoot you clean off. I can do without a body part or two. Triv can probably set me up with some new ones anyway.


Glad to hear I make some people laugh. Well...the comp got a little fucker-roo job a while back when my bro, who is all wise and intelligent *sarcasm* decided to download pr0n from a site onto the computer and got spyware on it. It did it's little damage and I was left unable to do much until it got all fixed up and now here I am, in one piece nonetheless.

You always make me laugh. You are one funny little guy. You take in what you see and usually make some crack about it to lighten everyone up. You just can’t go wrong with that. A little furry mafia jester, who would have though eh? So keep it up, a happy mafia is much better than a pissed one. Not many people can really make others laugh. It’s a great trait to have. Good to have you back. Damn porn.


Also have learned some things when it comes to photoshop from a good friend of mine and have been doing black and white line sketches to full color pics, like my profile pic.

That is awesome to be able to do. Getting sketches colored is not a very easy task. It is something that few people I can think of know how to do. Your average user/sig maker does not hold the ability to color in sketches. Using a pc to do so is even more difficult. I am actually quite proud of the fact that you are able to do this. The profile pic look excellent. Keep going with it man, you’ll go far if you keep it up.


Maybe down the line I can attempt to start making sigs once I learn how to render things like fire and all that jazz, but for now I like seeing the sigger's work. Does me good to look at their creations, including yours mind you.

The ability to color in sketches is far more valuable than sigging. With time I am sure you will learn how to work with different renders, brushes, fonts ect. I would do what you can to perfect your coloring skills. You will find that is in high demand. Sigging now is also not what it used to be. Requests are usually crap, users are morons, not as much fun. Keep watching others and you’ll get your inspiration in the end.


I know that sig I had you made didn't last all too long, but no fret, I'm gonna be alternating every few days, so it will get it's uses. Nice to see you again man, as that goes to all of the rest of you guys as well. It's good to be back in the family... :)

I don’t want you to concern yourself with that. You appreciated the art when you received it, which is what matters to me. If you think about it, you actually got quite a bit of use out of it. It was simply hanging around, but you were still wearing it. I know it is nice to be able to change around. Beside’s, mad-cow did a great job on it. I like the look of it. Nice to see you too man. Welcome back. Now get to work.


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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-31 00:35:50


At 10/31/06 12:02 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Heaps of nice things and an order to work

I know, I know. I just got to hear it from other people to believe it sometimes. Nice for the praise for the things I do too, helps keep me doing things. Now I believe you asked for some work, so I wrote a little something with no title that isn't like my normal work...but good nonetheless I think. Makes you wonder at least, enjoy all. ;)

Prower crept down the basement stairs and made his way down the hallways of the mansion's underground facilities and went past his usual stop of the weapons lab and continued his way down the hall. His eventual stop was outside the hydraulic doors to Triv's lab, where he stood pondering things. He went inside and saw that no one was around. He looked around and glanced at all the flashing lights and whirring panels that were activated in the lab, looking for one specific machine in general. He walked around carefully glancing at things until he found what he was looking for: the cloning machine. A bright smile beamed across his face as he looked around for something to poke his finger with and get some blood when he saw a small pin for a bulletin board sitting on a table next to a mainframe. He picked it up and took off his glove, pricking the end of his finger causing a drop of blood to form on the tip.
"Now, all I got to do is..." he said to himself as he looked around for where to insert the DNA into the curious contraption. He saw a part in the side that kinda looked like a hole to insert things and stuck his finger inside, not really thinking what it would do. Nothing happened at first, so he twirled his fingers around inside it until the machine started to hum and the next thing he knew something was being formed inside the capsule. Before it could go any farther, he started pushing some random buttons and it caused what was inside to shape and shift even more.
"He'd better pay up all of what he said for me doing this..." he said to himself, looking around nervously hoping no one would come inside. When everything was entering the final stages the tube began to glow brightly as the final touches were being added. The door on the front slide aside as a lot of fog filled the room. Prower took a hand and batted at it until he got a bird's eye view of what was inside, proving his success in his bet. What rested inside was a clone of him, except save one detail: it was a female version of himself. An ear to ear grin came onto his face as he carefully grabbed the clone out of the machine and carried her towards the door.
"Easiest one hundred grand I ever made..." he said as he passed through the doors again, making his way to the weapons lab.

Once inside he grabbed some of his clothes and dressed her and then sat and waited, just watching her. He checked on his watch to see how much time had passed when eventually she started coming to and stirred on his bed. Her eyes opened up and she looked around wildly, not sure what was happening.
"Heya there gorgeous." he told her, a slight grin appearing on his face. She looked at him and looked him over.
"Hey there yourself handsome. Where am I?" she asked. Prower chuckled a little and got up and walked over to her, sitting down on the side of the bed and putting an arm around her.
"Well, I saw you outside last night at the bar and just had to bring you back home, heh heh." he told her, patting her back. She giggled a little and looked at him with wide loving eyes and he stared back.
"Say...want a drink or anything?" he asked her. She nodded her head and smiled warmly at him.
"Anything will do." she told him. He smiled back and as he got up and walked away took one of his tails and ran it under her chin and went out the doors and up the stairs, whistling happily as he did.

Moments later he came back down the stairs with a glass of scotch in one hand and a cosmopolitan in the other, singing a little diddy under his breath as he did.
"Gonna make out with myself, bum bum bum...gonna make a lot of money, bow bow bow..." he said, feeling the small camera in his cargos rolling around with each step. He walked back into the lab and looked at her again very closely. She was stunning in every way, besides the fact that it was supposed to be him, just as a girl.
"Got your drink gorgeous." he said raising his eyebrows up and down as he walked towards her and handed out the drink to her. They both downed their drinks in a matter of seconds, shocking him at first but then realizing again it was just him as a girl, so she was like him in many ways. He inched over closer to her and put an arm around her and looked into her eyes, both their gazes piercing one another.
"So...how about a kiss?" he asked, looking at her teasingly. She giggled a bit and inched in towards him as well. His free hand reached into his pocket and grabbed hold of the camera loosely.
"Thought you'd never ask handsome." she told him, lowering her eyes seductively at him. He leaned in to kiss her and she did the same and all was going well he thought. That was when he felt the cold steel of a blade go into his back and twisting around slightly, stunning him and making him wince in pain, stretching his neck upwards. He lowered his head back down and felt the trickle of blood forming in the corners of his mouth as he gazed at her.
"Nothing personal, but money is money hon..." she sneered at him. Thoughts raced through his head and his life flashed before his eyes. It then hit him that maybe when he swirled his finger around in the machine it warped something and caused her to be a murderous fiend, the bet in her head as well. He leaned slowly out and took out the camera and kissed her gently and took a shot before he died, falling back onto the mattress with a soft thud. She grabbed the camera and then took the knife and cut her hair short like his and pulled on his clothes, grabbing the photo from the bottom of the camera and flapping it about in her hands as she went to collect his reward for 'making out with himself'.

Moments later, Prower shot up out of the bed quickly with a gasp and bashed his head into a low hanging pipe above his mattress, falling back down onto the bed, knocked cold and back into his seemingly wandering mind and wild dreaming states he had occasionally...

Makes one's mind wander eh? Just came to mind and had to make something of it, leave comments if you like.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-31 00:43:06


Sorry for the double post (and it may not be the place for it, but meh) since you seem to be keeping tabs here closely tonight Turk, here's the original copy of my profile pic. Again, the art isn't mine but is someone else's on deviant art (golden hedgehog) but all of the coloring and such I did myself, which a very close friend of mine taught me how to do it. Here ya go, take a gander. :p

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Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-31 00:43:46


Cool a mafia club!

Can I join.

The only things I know about the Mafia are from movies and a Goodfella's game on my phone. lot of the game started in 1955 got to boss in 1966. Got good hands in playing cards but crap at gambling at boxing and the race's.

Do I need to make myself a name or what

Response to NG Mafia 2006-10-31 00:51:05


All right, kiddies! It's multi-quote time! All before I go to bed, too...(man, I should reconsider this nocturnal lifestyle I'm taking up...)

At 10/30/06 09:18 PM, Turkeybean wrote:
At 10/30/06 09:02 PM, StevensA wrote: (If anyone was offended by that statement, I'm sorry...kudos for now)
You dirty commie! I can't believe you would behave in such a way. In the confines of these sacred walls you would have the audacity to speak such words?!? How could you do that to us? I thought you loved us Stevens. ; ).

Whaddya mean? Of course I love you guys...in a totally, hetero way...by the way, I am an independent party member...I can't stand liberal pansies or George Bush...just how I am...

At 10/30/06 09:55 PM, PowerPrower wrote:
At 10/30/06 09:02 PM, StevensA wrote: (Ponders around, cigarette in mouth, then stops)...holy...well, fuck-a-doodle doo. Look who's back? After seeing Prower and reading the stories so far, this is the biggest surprise I've seen in a while...welcome back, Crimson.
Another person who loves mah stories, I'll be putting out a Halloween one tomorrow, so you may look forward to that Stevens, and all you other people.

Look forward to it I shall. I'll be working on mine throughout the day tomorrow. Damn you, Daylights Savings Time change thingy in Indiana.

(I hate Central Time now)

Look out, tomorrow, kids. I start a new story. It'll knock your balls off!
*does that sly cover crotch with hands motion*

Rats! Foiled again...I mean, nice block...hope I didn't hurt ya...

(Lulz)

(If anyone was offended by that statement, I'm sorry...kudos for now)
Who did what now?

So, you figured it out, eh? Nice.

(I thought it said "It'll punch your balls off!"...just wasn't sure of it...)

At 10/30/06 10:06 PM, CrimsonRocker wrote: Omg dont you just hate it when the 13 and 14 year olds come trick or treating at your house. They really make me mad, i saw this cute little kid the other day at my school dressed as the tin man off the wizard of oz.

Ah, how cute...

(not)

Anyways, yeah, some people say "You're never too old to trick-or-treat."

I say, on the other hand: "Of course you are. What are you, a fucken reatart? Trick or treating is so elementary school, dawg!"

Well, not exactly what I say, but it's close enough...

(Next time, I'll try to remember what I say. That, or use a recording device to catch what I say...)

At 10/30/06 11:41 PM, Turkeybean wrote: I think everyone does. Teenagers just should not be trick or treating. All they are usually out for is to steal candy from little kids and cause trouble. Good for nothing little monkeys. Halloween needs to be left for little kids to enjoy.

Well, I thought about going around with a sack over my head and a chainsaw and calling it a costume, but I was going to use a REAL chainsaw and actually rev it up, just to scare the kids shitless. My parents said no and locked away the chainsaws...

(Believe that, I got another lie for you...)

Actually, my idea was to go around the neighborhood in a Jason mask, baseball bat, and a black trash bag. I'd then take kids, throw the trash bag over them, and beat the crap outta them and give the candy to all the little kids. That's right, I meant the big kids, not the little kids. Beating up little kids...not cool.

(Once again, believe that...that was the other lie...moving on...)

For Halloween, I'm going to be handing out candy to all the little bastards that come by. That and watch awesome movies...

Since it appears I'm out of time, I'll leave you all saying "Catch ya's later"...TO THE EXTREME!

(Ok, I'm finished now. Time to go nappy poo...yay!)


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At 10/31/06 12:35 AM, PowerPrower wrote: Makes one's mind wander eh?

I would say so. It was able to get mine thinking about "what if" scenarios. This was a good story. I was actually able to see everything in my head as it played out, nice work. You put out some very good reasons to stay the hell out of Triv's lab too. There is some dangerous things to be found there. Leave it to you to get yourself in trouble. It is things like this that leave you as a funny guy and somone good to have around. It'll be good to have your stories floating through here again.


At 10/31/06 12:43 AM, PowerPrower wrote: Sorry for the double post (and it may not be the place for it, but meh) since you seem to be keeping tabs here closely tonight Turk, here's the original copy of my profile pic. Again, the art isn't mine but is someone else's on deviant art (golden hedgehog) but all of the coloring and such I did myself, which a very close friend of mine taught me how to do it. Here ya go, take a gander. :p

You noticed the fact that I was keeping tabs eh? How nice of you. Again, that pro pic came out to be amazing. Your color job is excellent for someone of any skill level. i would assume, with you just starting, that you would not be able to do a job such as this. You were able to nail the shading, the color and the feel very well. It does not look blotchy, over spread, or out of place at all. Really great work on this pic. There are so few people who do this. This is a great new hobby to pick up.

I am interested in what else you can find to color. There are many people on Deviant Art that are up for users to color their designs. Many drawings go into their scraps due to the lack of color. If he does not have anything else for you, you should try asking around. I would really recommend keeping up with this. if it is something you enjoy that you will be able to go a long way. This is very cool PowerPrower. Thanks for sharing.


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