OK newgrounds, there are two girls that want to go out with me. One is Mormon, straight and a virgin, and the other is a lesbian, kinda slutty, and a red head but still hot.
Pick one for me.
Mormon girlfriend or lesbian?
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A Lesbian wants to go out with you?
That's like if Chuck Norris was punished...
My signature was old so I changed it.
Well I'm not sure how far you can get with a lesbian...
The Mormon.
Even though she might be as crazy as shit, you have a greater chance of being with her for a longer time. The red head might be hot, but what are the chances of her staying with you, and not going for another girl?
LOL you didn't immediately go to the lesbian?
At 2/27/09 10:40 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote: OK newgrounds, there are two girls that want to go out with me. One is Mormon, straight and a virgin, and the other is a lesbian, kinda slutty, and a red head but still hot.
Pick one for me.
Date the straight one you idiot, How are you going to date a lesbian and your a guy....
Wait, isn't polygamy part of the Mormon faith?
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
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At 2/27/09 10:43 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Wait, isn't polygamy part of the Mormon faith?
They have a hard time making up their mind on that one.
At 2/27/09 10:43 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Wait, isn't polygamy part of the Mormon faith?
I'm going to have to defend them here; Polygamy is only part of the FLDS (Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints). Those crazy Mormons who live in the secluded compounds. The official Church of Latter Day Saints currently denies any relation to them, and currently does not allow polygamy.
Lesbian, the Moromon will make you marry, then lesbian you can drop fast.
What a shame, Mister Jensen.
I never asked for this, Mister Denton.
Why lesbian? shes bisexual if anything you bloody idiots. seems to me the babys arnt smart enough to play with the big boys yet.
At 2/27/09 10:41 PM, firemaker60 wrote:Even though she might be as crazy as shit, you have a greater chance of being with her for a longer time. The red head might be hot, but what are the chances of her staying with you, and not going for another girl?
The Mormon girl isn't crazy, she is pretty down to earth and isn't totally obsessed with her religion. It's like when yo go to a christian church, but you still drink and have unmarried sex.
At 2/27/09 10:41 PM, EricTheMan wrote:Well I'm not sure how far you can get with a lesbian...
well, she is bi.
NoobKillsNoobs: So hey you know that lesbian girl at the video store?
Psychopath: Yeah the one that alway's rent's Friday the 13th Pt 1 but never buy's it.
NoobKillsNoobs: Yeah well we're dating now and she's a golf teacher!
Psychopath: *Stare's at NoobKillsNoobs in disbelief*
NoobKillsNoobs: And since she's been teaching me I've raised my golf score from 54 to 36!
Psychopath:... That's the least of what you've accomplished....
Red head firecracker, mmmmmm..... Yummy! =3
At 2/27/09 10:49 PM, destructin wrote: Take both for a THREESOME!
*High Five*
*High five*
unfortunately that is only in my dreams.
At 2/27/09 10:51 PM, NoobKillsNoobs wrote:At 2/27/09 10:49 PM, destructin wrote: Take both for a THREESOME!*High five*
*High Five*
unfortunately that is only in my dreams.
Well to me its reality. Just need some rope and antiseptic.
At 2/27/09 10:49 PM, loves2wank wrote: Why lesbian? shes bisexual if anything you bloody idiots. seems to me the babys arnt smart enough to play with the big boys yet.
If she's bisexual then she isn't a lesbian, she's a bisexual. Schmuck.
Piiiimp Mobile!
At 2/27/09 10:54 PM, MikeBlackout wrote:At 2/27/09 10:49 PM, loves2wank wrote: Why lesbian? shes bisexual if anything you bloody idiots. seems to me the babys arnt smart enough to play with the big boys yet.If she's bisexual then she isn't a lesbian, she's a bisexual. Schmuck.
OK SHE IS A BISEXUAL!!! STOP TROLLING ME YOU GRAMMER NAZIS!!!
