I have this theory.
"Kansas" is where they built the first LHC.
Large hadron collider, makes mini black holes, etc.
And one of the guys who made it, left his bag of popcorn in the freakin' thing.
So, when they turned it on, the popcorn magically reversed itself into corn.
And looooooots of it.
It spread all over this dear land of Kansas and now when you go past the sign into said place, all you see is corn.
:D
That is all.
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At 2/23/09 08:29 PM, KalebKore wrote: You be on weed.
You know, it'd be ironic if I was.
At 2/23/09 08:34 PM, SatanHam wrote: im lost.
tits.
thx for the random ass post
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At 2/23/09 08:37 PM, Basspro55 wrote: If its on the map and you can fly there it exists. I dont know what inspired you to actually go ahead and make this thread but yeah.
You, my sir, are too logical.
Think about it.
CORN.
EVERYWHERE.
"Uncle Sam?"
"Hey, you!"
"Where's Kansas?"
"... why don't you come sit down."
"uh, alright Uncle Sam."
"Y-you see, Kansas... Kansas was... still inside when the house burned down."
Let's nuke the entire area just to be safe.
I dated a girl named Kansas. People used to call her Alabama.
I would have rather dated a girl named Alabama, I think we might have gotten along better.
This is really no time to not be making creationist jokes.
At 2/23/09 08:43 PM, Brick-top wrote: Let's nuke the entire area just to be safe.
I would turn the place into creamed corn.
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I live in Kansas.
No corn here.Just wheat.
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At 2/23/09 08:35 PM, mandamay wrote:At 2/23/09 08:29 PM, KalebKore wrote: You be on weed.You know, it'd be ironic if I was.
Wow, you only have 28 posts? I thought you'd have like 4000 with how smart you are.
No actually it wouldn't be ironic if you were. Everyone's brain produce Cannibinoids, jsut weed opens the receptors. Cannibinoids are like steroids for your mind, so you wouldn't say something that dumb.
Weed just makes your body slower.
At 2/23/09 08:41 PM, Evark wrote: "Y-you see, Kansas... Kansas was... still inside when the house burned down."
OH NOOOO! KANSAS! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE YOU? WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN ME INSTEAD!
*steven begins to wail like a baby*
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At 2/23/09 08:56 PM, Skilla wrote: Wow, you only have 28 posts? I thought you'd have like 4000 with how smart you are.
Lol. I'm not that smart. I just have too much time on my hands.
Now, if only I would use that time for something great..
At 2/23/09 08:56 PM, Skilla wrote:At 2/23/09 08:35 PM, mandamay wrote:Wow, you only have 28 posts? I thought you'd have like 4000 with how smart you are.At 2/23/09 08:29 PM, KalebKore wrote: You be on weed.You know, it'd be ironic if I was.
Someone's tryin to get laid...
At 2/23/09 09:02 PM, HandsomePete wrote:At 2/23/09 08:56 PM, Skilla wrote:Someone's tryin to get laid...At 2/23/09 08:35 PM, mandamay wrote:Wow, you only have 28 posts? I thought you'd have like 4000 with how smart you are.At 2/23/09 08:29 PM, KalebKore wrote: You be on weed.You know, it'd be ironic if I was.
Joke's on him then, she's all mine and I aint sharin :P
Back on topic, yes, it's been a well established theory amongst conspiracy... theorists, that there is a particle accelerator underneath the plains of Kansas that makes the LHC look like a decoder ring.
Interesting...but what were you on when you made this thread?
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At 2/23/09 09:18 PM, pyramidkazoo wrote: Back on topic, yes, it's been a well established theory amongst conspiracy... theorists, that there is a particle accelerator underneath the plains of Kansas that makes the LHC look like a decoder ring.
Kansas doesn't exist.
It's just corn, darling.
I'd hate to be at the border when it's hot.
POPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP!
Also, I hate you right now. >:C
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Bullshit
Kansas is wheat
Nesbraska is the corn state
That's a joke I heard somewhere but if it isn't your an idiot
I live 20 minutes away from Kansas, and have relatives that live there. It exist, and it sucks.
At 2/23/09 09:18 PM, pyramidkazoo wrote:At 2/23/09 09:02 PM, HandsomePete wrote:Joke's on him then, she's all mine and I aint sharin :PAt 2/23/09 08:56 PM, Skilla wrote:Someone's tryin to get laid...At 2/23/09 08:35 PM, mandamay wrote:Wow, you only have 28 posts? I thought you'd have like 4000 with how smart you are.At 2/23/09 08:29 PM, KalebKore wrote: You be on weed.You know, it'd be ironic if I was.
You got nothing, man. I gots her on somethin' and I ain't saying what.
Back to the topic: If Kansas doesn't exist, then the makers of "The Wizard of Oz" and the NFL are a bunch of dumbfucks.
Kansas City Chiefs, pffft.
Every man's got his vice. My vice: a royale with cheese.
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Kansas city chiefs refer to kansas city issouri
At 2/23/09 10:41 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: So what is this thread's saving throw? Tits?
Fixed.
At 2/23/09 10:06 PM, widespreadinman06 wrote: You got nothing, man. I gots her on somethin' and I ain't saying what.
Honey, you got nothing on me.
