I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...
Everything is way better with a tiny woman.
(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...
Everything is way better with a tiny woman.
(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
please god dont tell me you think shes fat?
At 8/5/10 02:54 PM, SessileNomad wrote:At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...please god dont tell me you think shes fat?
Everything is way better with a tiny woman.
(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
Nope, he doesn't.
He said he dated a fat chick the same height as him one time. That means he doesn't anymore.
;p
At 8/5/10 02:54 PM, SessileNomad wrote:At 8/5/10 02:08 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: I dated a fat chick the same height as me one time...please god dont tell me you think shes fat?
Everything is way better with a tiny woman.
(She's mad that portal 2 got delayed, while the rest of us have been waiting for HL2:E3 forever. I won't even mention Duke...)
she could stand to loose a few more calories...
lol no of course not, even though she has no muscle...it's all fat :P
And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.
At 8/5/10 03:06 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.
I can confirm that my girlfriend is a troll as well. on the internet AND in real life. Just ask EyeLovePoozy or Rig for the internet trolling.
At 8/5/10 03:06 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote:
she could stand to loose a few more calories...
Win statement.
lol no of course not, even though she has no muscle...it's all fat :P
Not so win statement.
And Quarl, women are trolls, you've already been fooled.
Epic win statement on all counts.
If only I had thought about doing a "win counter" to sorta juxtapose my "fail counter" experiment. :-P
Here's a theory about my whole women=trolls.
There's the rumor that there are no women on the internet, when we all know there are...who do you think started that?
WOMEN
ALL TROLLS ARE WOMEN
Women use the internet as a training ground, then bring the experience into reality.
IRL they use things such as fake e-mails, fake phone numbers, phrases like "I like you, but I just don't know", the friendzone, the list goes on.
My solution, don't take anything a women says seriously, it's not like what they say is important anyways.
At 8/5/10 04:12 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: don't take anything a women says seriously, it's not like what they say is important anyways.
That is the only thing that needed to be said on the subject. :-P
please god dont tell me you think shes fat?
oh i read your post a bit too quickly
nvm disregard my faggotry
At 8/5/10 04:12 PM, Darkmaster603 wrote: Here's a theory about my whole women=trolls.
There's the rumor that there are no women on the internet, when we all know there are...who do you think started that?
WOMEN
And yet there is some truth in that.
At 8/5/10 04:08 PM, YouriX wrote: Girl Problems
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
This website might awnser your questions ;)
Because sexism is still the way to go in the 21st age. Sexism will make your fellow men respect you and see you as a cool guy, because you agree that women are inferior.
SEXISM IS FUNNY GUYS! Really.
At 8/5/10 05:56 PM, Mich wrote: Because sexism is still the way to go in the 21st age. Sexism will make your fellow men respect you and see you as a cool guy, because you agree that women are inferior.
SEXISM IS FUNNY GUYS! Really.
I dont really agree with him. I dont think women are inferior but just diffrint from men.(This is proven)
But i just find it so darn funny how he presents it. He is just one big practical joke XD
At 8/5/10 04:08 PM, YouriX wrote: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
I don't think women are inferior to men. Mostly because if you say that to their faces you might have just lost the opportunity to get in their pants.
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At 8/5/10 07:22 PM, djInTheDark wrote:At 8/5/10 04:08 PM, YouriX wrote: http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/I don't think women are inferior to men. Mostly because if you say that to their faces you might have just lost the opportunity to get in their pants.
That doesn't sound like a reason at all, I mean even if my boss is left handed that doesn't change my genuine belief that left handed people are the scum of the earth, figuratively and literally
At 8/5/10 07:22 PM, djInTheDark wrote:
I don't think women are inferior to men. Mostly because if you say that to their faces you might have just lost the opportunity to get in their pants.
And this statement alone proves how women have been, still are, and ever will be superior to men.
But that by no means doesn't say we aren't allowed to objectify the beauties, and then in turn ridicule all the uglies. You can't get all the power from your looks and yet not have that define you as a gender. You can't have your cake and eat it too ya know. :-P
And yes, women get their powers from their looks. And their vajayjays. They are magical ya know.
At 8/5/10 07:30 PM, SBB wrote: That doesn't sound like a reason at all, I mean even if my boss is left handed that doesn't change my genuine belief that left handed people are the scum of the earth, figuratively and literally
But... I'm left handed... What did i do to you?!
At 8/5/10 07:30 PM, SBB wrote: That doesn't sound like a reason at all, I mean even if my boss is left handed that doesn't change my genuine belief that left handed people are the scum of the earth, figuratively and literally
hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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At 8/5/10 07:30 PM, SBB wrote: That doesn't sound like a reason at all, I mean even if my boss is left handed that doesn't change my genuine belief that left handed people are the scum of the earth, figuratively and literally
Grunt.
At 8/6/10 12:57 AM, InvisibleObserver wrote:
Grunt.
NEWGROUNDS AUDIO FORUM MOD DUCKLO :D :D :D
At 8/6/10 01:07 AM, Quarl wrote:
NEWGROUNDS AUDIO FORUM MOD DUCKLO :D :D :D
I'm not sure why, but I can't stop laughing at this.
At 8/6/10 02:19 AM, InvisibleObserver wrote: I could shop some headphones on...
And a shitty beard.
WHAT DO THESE PICTURES EVEN MEAN
ARE DUCKS LEFT HANDED OR SOMETHING
XBOX GAME
I just got my money from winning the Xbox game music contest. Pretty awesome huh? And the money came right on time since ive just lost my job and getting a little extra money on the side never hurts :)
At 8/6/10 05:14 AM, SBB wrote:
ARE DUCKS LEFT HANDED OR SOMETHING
YESH! THATS WHY THE FLY TO THE LEFT!
At 8/6/10 06:36 AM, YouriX wrote: XBOX GAME
That's great to hear dude. The part about winning the contest ha
I'm sure you'll find a job soon enough. Just be optomistic and don't second guess yourself. It can never hurt to just ask! You don't lose anything if you ask.
At 8/6/10 08:51 AM, Chronamut wrote: Hey I'm left handed.. I'm gonna get you SBB.. and RAPE you.
I'll be climbing in you window, and snatching yo people up.. tryin' to rape em..
I'm left handed too, so rape him for me too.
Oh, but Chron, isn't SBB under 18 and not a bear?
I just passed the age of consent in my own country so it's not illegal if he calls it surprise buttsex.
At 8/6/10 10:15 AM, SBB wrote: I just passed the age of consent in my own country so it's not illegal if he calls it surprise buttsex.
Well, there you go, you just raped yourself.
