At 5/10/13 03:29 PM, TheMaster wrote:
Saw Into Darkness today.
Such a disappointment.
Late to the game - just saw this last night - but I'd have to agree. There are so many things but just off the top of my head:
-Why are all these young, inexperienced people running a starship? Why did Kirk get to skip right to captain? Aside from Bones and Scotty, they all seem so young and inexperienced for the positions they're in. Because Kirk is "special"? I don't get it. (I haven't seen TOS, so maybe the answers are there.)
-Why the stupid relationship stuff? Seems like they want to appeal to women. They act like children, not professional officers. I HATED the ST: Enterprise because of this. They all had an irritating "shtick" that got really old, vs. being real, believable people.
-I don't get why the admiral turned into a sociopathic murderer. Sure, he was worried about war, but it doesn't seem plausible that he would destroy the Enterprise like he wanted to. Their society is supposed to be mostly beyond that, isn't it? And they didn't seem to point out that TONS of people were blown out into space. Nobody even mentioned it. That was pretty horrific if you think about it.
-Doesn't Earth have defenses? When the Enterprise was falling, you're think their air defenses would be right on that shit, but I didn't see another vessel at all. Not to mention Khan's actions.
-WHY did they have to switch around Spock / Kirk dying...or have that at all. And when he screamed KHAAAAN. SO STUPID.
The whole movie felt like it was a bunch of Star Trek related shit just slammed into the movie to appeal to everyone. Kirk had to be completely irresponsible and wreckless, bed a few women, and save the day; Spock had to object to shit, overcome his Vulcan ways and do the unexpected, and argue with Uhura (WTF); Scotty had to complain, Bones had to say "I'm a doctor..." They had to have crazy, stupid relationship drama to appeal to women (or something) and a bunch of overly sappy bullshit otherwise.
The whole story seemed so implausible and terribly contrived. It was as if someone skimmed a bunch of TOS scripts or watched them in 2x speed, and picked bits and pieces of shit w/o really understanding anything above a surface level about that universe. Then it's as if they took concepts and wrote them on pieces of paper, and ordered the concepts by picking them out of a hat. Then they had a bunch of Hollywood execs come up with ways to appeal to a wider audience. I'm surprised they weren't drinking Pepsi and driving Acuras.
But honestly the same could be said about almost every Hollywood movie these days, especially reboots and remakes.