At 12/7/08 07:35 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Now all we need is a bunch of high quality Photoshops of my chicken nugget replacing the real cocks of people, animals, etc. Of course the golden brown color can be changed to a nice pinkish flesh tone.

Wade is endorsing photoshop.there is no hope anymore.

At 12/7/08 07:34 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

Wow wade, you must have be really bored lately since the Flashlight club banned you for attaching an uzi to a flashlight.

Wade can get banned? i did not know that.

He's full of shit.

At 12/7/08 07:35 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Now all we need is a bunch of high quality Photoshops of my chicken nugget replacing the real cocks of people, animals, etc. Of course the golden brown color can be changed to a nice pinkish flesh tone.

Do it yourself you dirty man

someone lost a bet...

At 12/7/08 07:16 PM, WadeFulp wrote: So I ordered Chinese take out tonight. So here I sit with my sweet and sour chicken. I mixed up some buffalo wing sauce to dip it in, mmmmm. So I fork a piece and I look, WTF! I looks like a small cock and balls! So of course I had to take pictures for you all!

O'Boy someone Call JohnnyUtah in here he's got to see this

At 12/7/08 07:35 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Now all we need is a bunch of high quality Photoshops of my chicken nugget replacing the real cocks of people, animals, etc. Of course the golden brown color can be changed to a nice pinkish flesh tone.

Hear that, guys, Wade wants some cawk.

Get goin', chop chop.

At 12/7/08 07:37 PM, speeling wrote: Oh my, Wade, are you Realllllllllllllllllllllllly that bored?

Are you realllllllly a big buzzkill?

Oh my, Wade, are you Realllllllllllllllllllllllly that bored?

i think hes Realllllllllllllllllllllllly hacked.real Wade wouldn't act like this.who are you imposter?

Those Chinese with their great walls.

... Wade, are you sure that's chicken? The chinese do some fucked up shit.

We all laughed when he locked squeef.
And we chuckled when he threatened to shove the PM system up our collective asses.
Denying your transgressions is futile because he can see your IP.
Everybody knows not to mess with him.

From the lowly new users to the seasoned Regs.
Unflinchingly he pwns offending accounts.
Laughing out loud while he does so, I'm sure.
Probably while eating cadny.

Interesting how he never runs out of bugs or animals to show us, isn't it?
So many flashlights in his collection.

Although his wife is probably getting sick of him buying new ones to add, I'm sure.

Nevertheless his collection continues to grow.
Incredible are his skills in GoW.
Going head to head on xbox live with him is really frustrating.
Gazillions of curb stomps he's handed out for the lulz.
Ever tinkering with his gadgets is how he spends his time.
Republican he voted because he doesn't believe in global warming.

Lol.
That is all.

God, I seriously think you could pull a Hitler and get all of the Chinamen's cocks get cut off at camps. And then you could sell them at Chinese buffets controlled by George Bush and his homies.

At 12/7/08 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Nevertheless his collection continues to grow.
Incredible are his skills in GoW.
Going head to head on xbox live with him is really frustrating.
Gazillions of curb stomps he's handed out for the lulz.
Ever tinkering with his gadgets is how he spends his time.

Truely Wade is a Man among Men

At 12/7/08 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: VAGINA BONANZA!

Hey EyeLoveMen! I found a new thing other than modding that you suck at! Poetry!

YOU KNOW I IZ JUST KIDDIN'. RITE DAWG?!

At 12/7/08 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: cleverness.

Since when do you say polite things about people? I mean, all this time I've- oh wait.

At 12/7/08 07:29 PM, WadeFulp wrote: What would have been a good item title?

"Kung Pow Penis"
"Sweet and Sour Penis"
"Young Boy Fried Dumpling"

what about Chinese dicken

At 12/7/08 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

Incredible are his skills in GoW.
Going head to head on xbox live with him is really frustrating.
Gazillions of curb stomps he's handed out for the lulz.

I heard from some people that shall remain anonymous that Wade sucks at games.

At 12/7/08 07:43 PM, Orange wrote: I wish I got one of those in my order of FC

Haven't seen you in fucking forever, Orange.

I wish my cock was deep fried.

At 12/7/08 07:48 PM, milinko959 wrote: I wish my cock was deep fried.

yes because there is nothing strange about that at all.

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

I'm crazy when I'm postin', I'm lazy when I spam
I'm lazy with my brother, I'm crazy when I ban
I'm lazy when I'm speakin',I'm lazy when I walk
I'm crazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy on PalTalk

I open up my mouth, it comes rushin' out
Nothin', doin' nadda, never, how you like me now?
Wouldn't it be mad, wouldn't it be fine?
Lazy, lucky lady, dancin', lovin' all the time

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

Some folks they got money an' some folks lives are sweet
Some folks make decisions an'
some folks clean the streets, now
Imagine what it feels like, imagine how it sounds
Imagine what my life's like, when I'm not on Newgrounds

No tears are falling from my eyes
I'm keepin' all the pain inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
My lazy life is fantasy!

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

Imagine there's a girlfriend, imagine a blowjob
Imagine there's an answer, imagine there's a cop
Imagine I'm a Devil, imagine I'm a Saint
Lazy money, crazy sexy, lazy lazy MySpace!

No fears, I'm living with my guys
I'm holdin' all that shit inside
Now don't you wanna live with me?
My lazy life is fantasy!

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

Lazy when I work, crazy in the bed
Orgasmin' all you like, but it only fades away
I'm lazy when I'm prayin', lazy on the job
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, I'm a lazy lazy father

Hard man, hard life
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God!
I'm so crazy I almost pop!

*cough*

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

-I-I-I'm WadeFulp and I'm lazy
Ooooh, don't you think I'm crazy?

At 12/7/08 07:46 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: I heard from some people that shall remain anonymous that Wade sucks at games.

You shouldn't believe 2nd hand information. While I may not be a great gamer like Canas or Sardonic Samurai, or even that Seamonky guy, I can hold my own and I am usually above average.

This thread could have been so much more........

Wade, are you lonely tonight? You've been on Newgrounds all night.

I love Chinese food, but I've never found cocks in it.

you should dip it in ranch dressing :D

At 12/7/08 07:49 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:46 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: I heard from some people that shall remain anonymous that Wade sucks at games.

You shouldn't believe 2nd hand information. While I may not be a great gamer like Canas or Sardonic Samurai, or even that Seamonky guy, I can hold my own and I am usually above average.

I wouldn't worry about not being as good as them, to be honest if you stick with a game for a few hours and get the hang of how it plays you can own any fucker who steps up to you.

Either that, or just curb stomp anyone who gets shot down near you.

Whichever works.

At 12/7/08 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Interesting how he never runs out of bugs or animals to show us, isn't it?
So many flashlights in his collection.

Aren't bugs animals?

We want pics of you eating the deep-fried penis.

At 12/7/08 08:06 PM, aninjaman wrote: We want pics of you eating the deep-fried penis.

Ultrasonic in his belleh of penis nugget.

Oh what a day the doctors would see.

Sweet and Sour chicken is awesome Wade! Good job, even if they are shaped like cocks..