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There you go again, Wade...Making me crave a crock of cock's cock. That pic got a chuckle outta me.

Screw this, I'm going to Eggroll Express. Now I'M hungry...w2g

Why do so many of you FUCKING FAIL? How hard is it to read a couple of pages?

The answers to those questions is the reason we can't have nice things...

At 12/8/08 01:21 AM, mikel33405 wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:18 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote: Chickens have penises too, right?

no all chickens are female

True actually, male chickens are not chickens, they are cockrels.

I just KNOW i've spelt that wrong.

was it juicy and full of meat?

Too much Newgrounds for the poor man. He sees a cock joke in his food.

Hopefully this will encourage some quality photoshops.

(Probably not, but it's worth a shot)

Sorry if someone else provided these, I'm on dial up.

And mine are better if someone else posted some cut outs because I'm a pro.

At 12/7/08 07:18 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Please tell me your family saw you pointing your camera at a small deep-fried penis.

Yeah, my wife asked me WTF I was doing. Haha. BTW, I ate it right after photographing it. I'm hungry.

Mmm, salty...

I can honestly say I've never really looked too hard at sweet and sour chicken when I order it, though I guess pulling that one out of the bag would be kinda obvious!

Worried about where they're getting their meat?

Here's the second cut out, cock 2 with minor touch ups.

And to the guy that mentioned tricky, with the angles given we could probably make a tricky style dancing chicken cock.

Now all we need is an Osnap for boobies and pussy, I provided ass. :3

Hey Wade, why did you have a camera in the restaurant in the first place?

The second picture delivers.

Mindfuck. Absolute mindfuck.

did you eat it?

At 12/7/08 07:18 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

BTW, I ate it right after photographing it. I'm hungry.

And you could of been a millionaire over night but no you just had to eat it.

that has got to be one of the most funniest things i have seen in my life

Sweet 'n' Sour penis?

Chinese fried penis is so small lol

At 12/8/08 11:00 AM, Whirlguy wrote:

At 12/8/08 09:07 AM, cast wrote: And to the guy that mentioned tricky, with the angles given we could probably make a tricky style dancing chicken cock.

=D

AHAHAHAHAHA YAaaaayy!!

Oh the memories! I'm listening to Paladin's Tricky track (linked earlier) and looking at that gif right now!

A perfectly sane way to spend my morning!

At 12/7/08 07:18 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Please tell me your family saw you pointing your camera at a small deep-fried penis.

Yeah, my wife asked me WTF I was doing. Haha. BTW, I ate it right after photographing it. I'm hungry.

you ate it? god damnit wade you could have been rich.

now we now where the sweet and sour chicken comes from now dont we

Don't tell me you're going to EAT IT!?

Wow, that is more interesting than any insect.

The eBay idea makes me remember the South Park episode "More Crap".

WOW! really weird. i found a cock in my chicken strips today. Picture:

and, another angle.

WOW! MMMMMMMM! These korean meat balls really are the dog's bollocks.....

It's fucking tiny!

At 12/7/08 07:29 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Shame I ate it. Maybe I could have ebayed it. What would have been a good item title?

"Kung Pow Penis"
"Sweet and Sour Penis"
"Young Boy Fried Dumpling"

Chicken fried wang.

i lol'd so hard i alsmost shit myself