Alright, well i asked another girl out, and the last one i had, well the first date sucked bad.
I think the first one sets the tone for the whole relationship.
Now keep in mind, I asked her out for tomorrow, Saturday, so its gotta last from like 3-11pm
What do you think we should do?
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
The pressures of being 14.
I'd say use your imagination. Something unique. Dinner and a movie is tired as hell. Be creative dammit.
Give her the shocker too.
At 2/16/07 07:16 AM, Mooshkabooble wrote: Give her the shocker too.
Two in the pink, one in the stink. That's how I remember it.
Anyways, just rent a movie or something and hang out around the house. That's all I ever do, with or without a date.
Going to town with one in the brown.
Take a bat to her face. That gets them wet like omfgwhat.
thanks a lot for the input, but here, this could be a little hard to explain
alright, Now, this chick's name is Jenna, I usually call her jen, and i put her in my msn name. She's grade 8, but only 3 months younger than me, and i dont really see a problem with that, but thing is, she goes to my little, grade 6, brother's school, and he knows her.
When i was on msn, he saw my name say Jenn<3, and of course he just yells it to my parents, then im barraged by a fleet of questions, i knew if they found her last name i'd be screwed
so i basically lied about everything, Im planning on introducing them after the first date, and everyone else sick now, isnt really that encouraging for her to come to my house.
Yes, i do have to complicate things
the french, a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
Wait so she stayed back two grades? Or are you in highschool?
At 2/16/07 07:14 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: Alright, well i asked another girl out, and the last one i had, well the first date sucked bad.
I think the first one sets the tone for the whole relationship.
Now keep in mind, I asked her out for tomorrow, Saturday, so its gotta last from like 3-11pm
What do you think we should do?
Do you mean she sucked your dick bad?
I would leave a girl for this reason.
Did her teeth get in the way
At 2/16/07 07:30 AM, wiseone1 wrote: Do you mean she sucked your dick bad?
I would leave a girl for this reason.
Did her teeth get in the way
Braces
Yeah that shits painfull when you get pubic hair caught in their braces.
lol, no braces, i asked her out the 13th,
and Im in ninth grade with september b-day, and she's in eighth grade With january
just so you know
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
Give her a present in a creative manner, like a fake flesh wound that you show while screaming in agony, then while she's panicing you show that you're alright and you take the gift out of it :)
I mean, I'd do it.
At 2/16/07 07:25 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: When i was on msn, he saw my name say Jenn<3, and of course he just yells it to my parents, then im barraged by a fleet of questions, i knew if they found her last name i'd be screwed
Wait. So why would you be screwed if they knew her last name? Is she your cousin or something?
At 2/16/07 07:40 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote:At 2/16/07 07:25 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: When i was on msn, he saw my name say Jenn<3, and of course he just yells it to my parents, then im barraged by a fleet of questions, i knew if they found her last name i'd be screwedWait. So why would you be screwed if they knew her last name? Is she your cousin or something?
No, there's no relation, but they know who she is, and last year when i was in grade 8, a rumour kind of circulated about me liking her, when i didnt, and i know, if they find her last name, it'll just complicate things, i dont want them to know until AFTER the first date
so serious, i need ideas
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
Bowling is always a good timewaster, then just go watch movies or something.
o_O
At 2/16/07 07:14 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: Now keep in mind, I asked her out for tomorrow, Saturday, so its gotta last from like 3-11pm
the hell? an 8 hour date would like, bore the hell out of me.
seriously, keep the first one short and sweet.
Sorry about the Jokes little Jimmy.
Just be yourself and if she don't like for who you are your better off without her. By being yourself you will find yourself more relaxed around her. Hope you take the advise.
Good Luck little Jimmy go get them chicks Sir
I've attached my girls picture and she don't have a problem with her teeth.
She fit and 21
At 2/16/07 07:44 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: No, there's no relation, but they know who she is, and last year when i was in grade 8, a rumour kind of circulated about me liking her, when i didnt, and i know, if they find her last name, it'll just complicate things, i dont want them to know until AFTER the first date
so serious, i need ideas
Holy crap you really are 14. Just be like "Mom, Dad. I've got a date with Jenny ____. Fuck off. Be proud I'm not GAY, Dad. Now where do you guys keep the condoms"
Seriously though, don't be such a wuss. You'll be fine. Just play it cool.
for the record, name's Mitch, not jimmy, thats the band name and I'm lead singer.
And yeah im 14, actually, i got this plan for it not to be akward and she agreed to it so yeah listen up
My bud keenan asked her jenna out and she said no, now, Tomorrow, we're gonna hang out like all day and keenan and this other chick are gonna be there, and our plan is to make keenan as jealous as possible, so we're gonna be all over eachother, and just like tune them out, so it can seem funny, and make some initial progress wihtout it being too akward
hopin for a game of truth or dare, something
and im gonna have to meet her parents tomorrow too, which im terrified about, so any more advice or stuff i should know about. because the last girlfriend sucked
See me being flamed for dumping her HERE
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
sir everyone loves PUTT-PUTT or as it is here PUTTERZ!!!!!!!
Fuck that shit...
mini golf? Keep in mind i live in A smallish city of about 40 000 just north of london, so its REALLY snowy
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
Depends on what kind of girl you're into.
Try something new or creative.
Let her know you're not boring or predictable.
Also, don't go too far.
For example: if you ever put your arm around her, don't go too low.
It means you're just looking for ass... but too high, and you're saying "I'm boring, and you're never getting anywhere with me"
Don't kiss her on the first date either, again, unless she's into that sort of thing.
And most importantly:
Go at her pace. Don't push her to do anything, but if she's leaving you hints, make the first move.
Probably the most important and crucial thing to remember on any date.
Go her pace.
Any relationship I've ever been in ended because I either made out on the first day, and it was too fast for her, or I waited two weeks to even kiss her, and she got bored.
At 2/17/07 01:16 AM, GrimmJimmy wrote: mini golf? Keep in mind i live in A smallish city of about 40 000 just north of london, so its REALLY snowy
oh i didnt think it snowed in england so uhhh then hmmm ice skating...? or ummm i had fun with a girl in a photo booth once....
Fuck that shit...
At 2/17/07 01:19 AM, PsychoticMind wrote: Rape her.
isnt there a rule, specifically against that exact thing?
Well, just to get better answers, she's like the talkative type, who likes this new music from the newer punk bands like sugarcult, Bad Religion
and i play lead guitar and recently discovered i could sing, so i dont know, maybe i could play a song or something,
to give you an idea of what she looks like,
5'3 blonde hair, blue eyes, used to have braces, so now her teeth are like uber straight, she's skinny, and like, developed
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
then sir.... you go to whatever it is the place u brits go... like the american "mall" and you go into a record store for a while... and listen to music... and then you could find a local show for later and maybe shell like that... then maybe i dunno take her v-card (j/p gosh!)
Fuck that shit...
The city of woodstock doesnt have a "mall"
here's my idea for the day
1. head over to her place around 3ish
2.hangout till like 5
3.go uptown to a local coffee place and just hang around uptown toll 6:15
4.hit a movie thinking the messengers, which is 14 A here.
5. finish the movie, go to her place until about 10, then walk home
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
sounds smashing sounds like wat i do with my best friend every saturday before i go to my girlfriends house and have sex.... ya.... really but itll work im sure....
Fuck that shit...
At 2/17/07 01:46 AM, intrinsik2 wrote: I think you should be straight and honest with everyone.
Go tell your parents you're dating this jenny girl. What makes it better to wait exactly? You're parents are just going to be more pissed that you went behind their back and actually went on a date.
Tell this jenny girl that you just want to get into her pants. It'll simplify the relationship a hell of a lot.
Jenna, not jenny, and yeah we're 14, if i said that, it'd be over right there, and i guess ill tell my parents im just worried abut my little bro finding out, because he know's jenna's sis
Every possible situation can be bashed through with a complex series of lies.
I whole heartedly agree be like hey lemme British it up for ya
Hey babe lets go make a wicked shag tea party in me flat and you can watch the telly while i shag your knickers off...
Fuck that shit...
Ask her if she wants to see your porn collection. That always gets 'em.
