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Reviews for "Ucogi St. Patricks demo"

More torture than maze game and informational stuf

I don't know what happened to you. Maybe you came across some bad maze game before and it haunted you so much that you just had to make this so others could share your pain. But you really shouldn't have. Cause in my opinion it just makes you look like an asshole. The rewards, for al far as I got, weren't all that great and failing time and time again cause I have to go all little piece of thread through the head of a tiny needle just made it more frustrating and difficult.

Plus, did you really need to include in the author comments "Have fun but try not to make any... jerking moves while you play! :P"? That was just uncalled for. Also, I've not heard of green beer for a while. Maybe back ages ago when beer was still new, but certainly not in this day and age.

I wouldn't play this ever again. I wouldn't want to play any of your other games if they are going to be anything like this. I just want to enjoy stripping a woman naked with some cute simply little mazes, not tough, long and winding mazes.

That aside, you aren't an awful game maker really. Everything flowed really well, the animations were good, the graphics were nice. But yeah... you really fucked up on your first submission.

Just how I feel anyways.

Veinom responds:

Oh come on! A ZERO? I mean ok, you found the game to be hard... but a ZERO???

Fine, just go play some porn game that start right off with the girls being naked and have stolen images, without any animation, and the only thing you do there is read text and click on choices.
ps. Go google green beer man! Sheesh, you sure are moody today!
ps2. 'jerking moves' was a polite way to say 'dont jerk off'!
ps3. Its not my first submission!

So, for me, you are wrong over and over in your review.

no, just no

this is garbage. You spent so long on character fucking design you don't bother to take into account that not everyone has a $400 precision mouse.

Veinom responds:

lol! learn to lose!
and have an opinion AFTER you have submitted some work, lil troll!

worst "erotic" flash game of all time.

this game was...well lets put it this way. God awful. im not a fan of hentai or animated porn but the games a just hilarious but not this one. just when i think i get over the hard parts they just get worse. levels 7 and 9 are just miserable mind fucks that tease you into wanting to beat the game. i played this a couple of times and i beat it once in twenty minutes. the control, oh my god the control, whatever you do, DO NOT RIGHT CLICK. i found myself screwing up and i would hit the mouse and the right click would trigger causing a pointer hand to hover over the on game pointer forcing you to restart. this is more of a puzzle game. hentai and puzzles just shouldn't mix . The ends not worth it, game sucks lets get it blammed.

Veinom responds:

Get it blammed? zero? who's the miserable here?! Well maybe I'd be a troll like you if my submissions were as crappy as yours, not getting anything above 3!

This music is from Ocarina of Time... Why?

why make ridiculously hard levels and hide some parts of it behind the art this is basically impossible

Veinom responds:

I tried to be original. Where's the fun if you don't experiment a bit!