Ahem, yes, you.
Ahem, hem, do you know how BLOODY painful it is to jizz in your pants and piss them at the same time? You deserve a medal.
Yes, well, talleeho! I'm off to the hospital to purge off my- Err, I mean... I have to let my dogs out.
*Falls over cringing in pain as he pulls himself to the hospital, one arm pulling and the other on his family jewels*