It's alright
This is far from a zero effort but likewise I don't think this deserved front page. The graphics need much improvement and yes the controls weren't nearly as responsive as they need to be for the required timing to get anywhere close to the in-game achievements.
I understand the need for difficulty as well which I'm not even counting as a problem. The main problem stems from nothing being in the game. If the author put in some more time and elements this could've been a fun game. Other than that I could only see this as a 10-sec time waster meant for an e-card.
On the bright side there is some humor from the simplistic style which I believe was still the main point. I hope this was constructive.