Reviews for Highway Jumper

[Jargonbabble]

Boring and repetitive.

Beyond the problems that lie in the gameplay, the 30-second music loop is in mono. I mean, really? Monaural sound in 2009?

It's also totally arrogant and uncalled for, that you say everyone needs to make a game before they can criticize yours. If a carpenter builds a house that collapses on the people living in it, the response isn't "I'd like to see THEM do a better job of building the house."

There's a lot of constructive criticism you're totally ignoring so that you can insult everyone reviewing your game. Make a good game if you want good reviews.

evan210 responds:

actually, the music is 2:37 long.

[ArchMetaKnight]

Nah

Nice funny looking character. The rest is horrible. Gameplay is horribly slow, even if you try to go further, cmon, it's so sloooooow, also graphics are poor, no light or something. The gameplay is also too simple: pointless jumping over cars. Cmon, even that dadgame was better...

[sheeno]

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it would be good if the normal mode was actually do able! No mater where I jump I always seem to die, and the easy mode is way to easy. I guess everyone starts somewhere. The music is catchy and the graphics were okay.
PS I understand that this is supposed to be hard but instead of it being angrily hard make it sorta hard but still playable and enjoyable. While this is makes people angry and that's why your are getting a lot of zeros.

[Afrew]

It's such a bad game...

A zero for many reasons:
1) The artwork for the game is really bad, which wouldn't be a problem if the gameplay was better. And it would also be better if you didn't redraw the animations EVERY time. I don't know much about Flash, but I know you can designate certain objects that never change shape or quality.

2) The gameplay is irritating. Not only is the jump button irresponsive sometimes, but also most of the time whenever I DO jump, I get killed even though the car didn't hit me. Also, the achievements are either incredibly difficult to get (i.e. get 100 deaths) or not difficult at all (i.e. jump over 1 car, jump over 5 cars).

3) The overall concept is sort of dumb. Not only have I never heard of jumping over moving cars, but you can't move except for jumping. If you could move left to right to run down the highway as if you are being chased or something and there were car height variations it would be MUCH better.