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Reviews for "Trever's Street Walk"

new ideas

men i like the game history coll but, another charters or a game like streat fight is soooooo lol

Better than a whole world of special someones

Let's face it - every time I write a bad review, a child in rural Africa dies from starvation. Fact nothwithstanding, somewhere, somehow, something in the Universe tells me that justice must be served. Sorry, poor African kids!

I don't know much of the back story aside from what is shown in the introduction. Without making the trouble of going through all the background materials given in this website, I have simply concluded that I am supposed to assume the character of a certain modern-day, ninja-star tossing samurai. Now let's not get too technical about what a samurai is supposed to be, but if I happened to see someone charging around with a samurai sword somewhere ahead in the street, I would be running off the other way. (And given that I have just finished watching The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise as the main protagonist, now I will definitely be so if such thing ever occurs).

That said, though, there is no deterring in the part of everything coming down on our supposed hero - you know - the guy throwing knife, the guy firing a gun, the guy firing rockets, the guy with a mo-hawk, the token black guy, the large-chested woman with green hair, a car, a tree, more trees, more cars, and more all of the above. Note that each of these assailants has a specialized attack ability, particularly with the rocket guy being able to fire rockets and the woman's hair being green. Not that any of these matters, however, since as long as the main character runs into anything - just anything - he loses health. Forget about strategy - the appearance of all the obstacles are just as random as Cruise's next escapade. Believe me, it would be easier to devise strategy for playing slot machine than this game. Everything herein simply boils down to blind luck, because wherever you go, you are bound to hit something, especially towards the end of the game. There are simply too many things going on in just one screen - so much to the point the sprites simply stack onto one another and turn into a steaming pile of utter mess. The goal of the game is almost all about shooting and wading through a giant wall of stuff. It's just like Space Invaders, only with a much faster pace and no discernable pattern.

Nonetheless, it is just a short game. Shorter gameplay means more chance for every player to achieve the impossible and come out a winner (as I did). On top of that, you get to have a lifeless machine telling you how much "you don't suck". That, trust me, my friend, is better than a whole world of special someones combined. I love this game.

FleckoGold responds:

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Why can't all reviews be this epic?

I'm response-less...

-Flecko-

Cool

Pretty fun, nice grafix.
Ps. What the name of that song? Seemed wicked. :P

Addictive

Very cool. REALLY addictive!

Yeah

Hard adn addictive, but wont make u play it twice...

Ps. Where's all the nudity???

FleckoGold responds:

Look close, its "mild" for a reason ;)

-Flecko-