I'm impressed
I thought you needed flash software to make a decent flash. You have just proved me wrong.
Alot of this is down to your gentle tone and coherency, without this, your flash would be terrible, no offence, it's the truth.
Some true laugh out loud moments there, really helpful to a new user for sure.
I can't give you a higher score simply because the animation was minimal, but the effort and work you put into this flash really shows, and that's all that matters.
whatty.