You poor poor individual
Do you really think any of that would ever wokr? please tell me you did this for shits and giggles and weren't actually serious. That 'playa' sounded like a wuss who sits in a chat room going after 12 yo girls... His voice, to quote dane cook, is the sound that makes me want to punch infants!!! And the terrible lines made me want to hurt someone. And the ending... wtf man... wtf... So lame. How this got on the front page is a god damn mystery to me.