A bit gory but then it was in a funny Vein!
Dave, I would call it The Nearsighted Ninja. But then don't all orientals look alike? Thorough, though, Veery Thorough!
All in all it was a hackingly funny story and it got right to the point.
I liked the tic in his eye at the end. Wouldn't want to pay his drycleaning bill!
For your next endeavor , you might want to try something more mainstream, you know more in the main arterial flow of commentary and less sanguine. This one really played to the heart though.