Reviews for Playground

[Penguinboy]

mayb u hav a low score cos ur flash wasnt that gr8

and perhaps u origianlly had a higher score becos not as many ppl had voted yet, u hav proven that u do not deserve front page due 2 ur attitude.

i highly doubt ne1 is "jealous" ov ur animation, i could easily make something better than this but im a lazy fuck so i rarely finish wot i start.

ur animation was slow paced 4 a violent movie and was not very convincing

if the newgrounds community is dumb and fucked then so r u

o ye and if u h8 everybody here so much than how bout u piss off and dont submit ur flash here nemore?

[I-C-T]

The front page is meant for.....what?

I hope that im not the only one asking "How god, how?" after they watched this terrible attempt at animation. Because if I am, I am ALOT more F-ed up than I thought. There are things you just dont expect to happen, like America finding a good president, world peace, or pop culture EVER finding good taste in music. To think that this steaming dropping of an animation would EVER make front page material is just one of these jaw dropping, head slamming, pant soiling, WTF-ing moments that makes you question EVERYTHING that you have EVER believed in. Sir, if you believe you have some kind of talent, sense of humor, social life or life in GENERAL ahead of you after making front page with this thing, you are most assuredly wrong. Nothing moderately funny about it, nothing even REMOTLEY redeemable about it. In an eggshell, this just plain SUCKS!

[Vampe53]

What the hell..

It's only got a score of two, yet it's on the front page.. what the hell... It's only okay, the graphics weren't that great, the music was the same repeating series of pulses and bass, the animation wasn't that good, and when they got killed.. it wasn't even that funny, just poeple getting killed...

[Quaz-and-Wally]

This is new...

Well, I must say that this is the first time that I am surprised at what got onto the front page. I mean, sure, there are a lot of flash that get on the front page that are just okay. There can only be so much new material that really catches your interest with it's quality, humor, coolness, or uniqueness. But... This has semi-sticks as characters, which could be okay if the quality of the sticks' movements were done or if the material was good, but it was just a guy killing kids with poor movement. It was very slow paced, if you're going to take so much time between these random acts of violence, they could at least be creative, ironic, or even some sort of a political or social statement, but the violence was just predictable and weak. He barely lifted his foot and the kid's head flew off... I'm sorry for being harsh, but you weren't very polite to your audience in your comments, and I didn't really feel obligated to be nice to such a artist. If this is the kind of stuff that makes the front page, then yes, someone DOES need to save this place.

[seraphian]

Want me to justify it?

OK, if you think we're all asses for giving low scores, I'm going to justify mine:

*Graphics were OK, but nothing special

*Music was annoying as HELL. A single 303 bassline does NOT a song make, that song now occupies the place formerly reserved for 'Blood Rave' by Crystal Method as the most repetitive thing I have ever heard... I can't even call it a song, if it was the bassline of a much better song, it would make THAT song suck that much worse.

*animation was pretty poor, the water looked bad, the swinging ropes were static and the 'walking' animation was horrible, people do not bounce 3 feet in the air as they swing their legs with no relation to how fast they're moving.

*Annoying transition 'swipe' effect that served to allow you to use no interlinking of the short little 'clips' whatsoever.

*no plot

*For a gore movie, the gore was pretty badly done, I appreciate a good gory movie, but a red 'fill effect' from MS paint is NOT gore.

If I'm an asshole for expecting better of a flash, frontpage or not, to get a 4, then I guess I'm an asshole.

ScottHanstein responds:

Kid, shut the fuck and I dare you to make a movie that doesn't get blammed.

I think all of you are nuts, like CRAZY. I don't have a problem with negative reviews but for some very strange reason, all of you guys seem to be angry . Maybe "jealous" or "bitter" are better words because I can not figure out a reason for people to act like such snotty, snobby, little fucking brats. Most of the people who have bashed me have not submitted any movies that are still on Newgrounds and most of the ones that have have lower sucess rates that me.

You are all pathetic.