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Reviews for "Playground"

Impressivly Bad

Review: Part1 (your comment)
First off, your comments about newgrounds in reference to Numa Numa dance. On rare occasion, some relatively stupid flash or video does become popular, in many cases it's not just a new grounds thing. (see: all your base, star wars kid, ect.). If you would actually look twice however, you would notice that most of the front page is not what you proclaimed it to be. Indeed, often some works are... not as good as others, but there are many quality series that show on newgrounds. Xombie, Minushi, and Merry Melony are some that come to mind.

Review: Part 2 (your flash)
Why the low score? Oh woe, am I yet another tortured soul who felt the need to vote 0 because I enjoy hating on people? Sorry, no luck on this one. I'll break it down using the newgrounds voting system, since that’s what we use here.

Graphics:
The characters appear to be mouse drawn in a very rudimentary fashion (mspaint comes to mind). Then these characters are for the most part simply tweend moving from post ion to position, without actually animating very many frames. The blood effect are poor, but I suppose they match the rest of the animation (see mspaint).

Style:
Random killer, murdering children. Wow. That has never ever been done here before. And with modified stick figures no less! The entire story is the dialog "Playground". No explanation, ending, or other story elements are included.

Sound:
Looped music (you write that yourself?) and a few basic sound effects. I do honestly commend you for the attempt on the ambient sounds with the water and bushes.

Violence:
Lots of it. In fact, its ALL your flash has. Nothing amazing here either. Stab, chop, ect. If all your going to do is kill people, at least do it creatively.

Interactivity:
(doesn't apply here)

Humor:
None, zero, nada. Maybe pointless killing gets YOUR rocks off, but it doesn't do a thing for me. If you can add some sort of justification or other motive, its far more acceptable, but none of that is found here.

Overall:
Obviously a flash newbie, BUT you do show your basic knowledge of flash. With practice I'm sure you'll become better. However, this is defiantly not front page materiel. Your free to disagree with me, but make sure you can back it up with some good reasons (see above for mine). KTHXBYE

Crap!

Boring, has no style, how come it made it to the front page?

twisted, and not in a good sense

Okay, i have a violent sense of humour, but once it goes into killing innocent children, that's when it crosses the line for me. The graphics in this are extremely bland and there is really no ideal motive to the movie. If you are going to have children killed, at least make a motive to it (kid ticks guy off by stepping on his toe or something). This should have a storyline and better graphics. I'm surprised this is anywhere on newgrounds. This thing should be wiped out of existence. You forget, we are your viewers, we don't know how you intend the storyline unless you show us.

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go to the asylum pshyco

Ho hum....

I'm terribly jealous. Jealous I can't make my poops come out in long swingy ropes in .swf format.