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Well, here it is. Crap Os X has arrived, and I've been working not stop on this thing so hard...blah blah blah so forth on about my stupid speech on how I'm so dedicated to this shit.

Anyways, as always, I apologize about the file size.

I tried to export it with Flash MX while compressing it, but the frames weren't on track with the sound streams. They weren't syncing, in another words.

And for all of those who missed out on the first one because they didn't have the flash 6 player...rejoice..for you only need flash 5.

Enjoy..
Oh yeah..and if there are bugs or problems or anything just post them in the review and I'll get to updating them ASAP.

Oh by the way...
Happy New Years Everyone.

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Here's the last game of 2002! I'm just gonna start out with praise so I can smoothly transition into the bullsh-- I mean, crap.

To start, before I even played the game, I knew I was in for a treat. I'm using a Mac right now (10.14 gang), and I had to get used to its awkwardness (🚩). I have a feeling I'll agree with a lot of the stuff being parodied here. Skimming through the reviews, seems like you pissed off a few Mac users... a good sign.

Alright. I start out staring directly into a Clock Crew wallpaper, and a bunch of very nostalgic icons. I open the Help menu... BAM! Upselling. I open the Edit menu... BAM! Paywall. I go into the browser, open History... BAM! a death threat lmao

This parodied Apple's business practices to a good extent with all the pay-to-get jokes, although eventually it just turned into a parody of anything instead. I did enjoy the printer bit though :)

Phew! I can finally crap on all your hard work now! :D
/lighthearted

This looks nothing like literally any OS I've ever seen, except the top bar. I mean, come on, if you're gonna spoof an operating system, at least just make the UI resemble an operating system.

On top of that, a lot of the humor was just kinda dry and missed entirely, although some of it actually worked [ such as the printer joke :) ]

So, to conclude in proper oldschool Newgrounds fashion, I'll give this game 6 separate ratings for each main point.

Graphics: 4 (actually? pretty ok)
Sound: 3 (good)
Interactivity: 5 (certainly a lot to do, even if it was just pop-up boxes)
Style: 3 (i'm not really feeling this one)
Violence: 0 (the most gory part of this Flash was the quality)
Humor: 4 (it's aight)

To quote another great poet, "wasnt bad wasnt good it was meh.."
Welp, I guess you can say this OS is pretty CRAP, huh?

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I'll be here all week.

MrCongeniality responds:

Thank you! I really liked your review. I wish flash was still a thing because I was building an elaborate sequel to it, and I never finished it and Flash went away.

It's reviews like yours that inspire me to render a better product. I had some pretty good stunts in X2 (which parodies Vista). I'm sure I have the .fla file somewhere, and could build an entertaining video out of it.

it is actually crapy

Man good...

... This was the best i saw and other thing is i hate the company mac the stuff mac make i pods, macs , apple mac etc you get the picture make a other one cause this is funny plus making mac users mad at u well they can't take it they have the shitest make of tecnoligy in the worlds lol, if u dont agree dont make a stinck im just saying wat i think lol

Man good...

... This was the best i saw and other thing is i hate the company mac the stuff mac make i pods, macs , apple mac etc you get the picture make a other one cause this is funny plus making mac users mad at u well they can't take it they have the shitest make of tecnoligy in the worlds lol, if u dont agree dont make a stinck im just saying wat i think lol

What...?

Here's my review: If this is supposed to be a Mac bashing flash, then it doesn't even have anything that actually happens. It makes sense people make Windows bashing flashes because Windows does have random pop-up windows that say random stuff. But even if it wasn't bashing Macs, it was still pretty bland, I say a 6 is a fair score for a fair flash.

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Dec 31, 2002
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