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President, I have your speech all prepared and ready to go, all I need is a few key details from you, and it will be ready for you to read to your waiting public!

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Not bad.

I remember there use to be a notepad or something with this sorta thing. Gods do I love it.

love it

I, Unib, under the watchful Nurgle left nut of Nurgle, plan to enact the following policy in my first 41st in office. I will free booze for everyone, and I promise, I will also work with dwarven empire to ensure mutual cooperation of purging aliens. It is also, with ugly honour, that I Unib, will creating a space marine force!

To my rival in this race, ethan, I want to say you have been a really filthy person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been flaming throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember the gods of chaos are always with you!

*nods head "motherfuckers"!

You know it's a well-written speech when it's an inspiring read even with all fields left blank... been missing stuff like this. Simple but FUN! And maybe even more fun because it's simple. All killer no filler. Good stuff.


Little-Rena responds:

Simple and fun are my middle names!

Credits & Info

3.44 / 5.00

Jul 30, 2019
11:25 AM EDT
  • Flash
  • Photoshop
  • Daily 5th Place July 31, 2019