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Presidential Speech Generator

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The Eagle has Landed 5 Points

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President, I have your speech all prepared and ready to go, all I need is a few key details from you, and it will be ready for you to read to your waiting public!

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I, Unib, under the watchful Nurgle left nut of Nurgle, plan to enact the following policy in my first 41st in office. I will free booze for everyone, and I promise, I will also work with dwarven empire to ensure mutual cooperation of purging aliens. It is also, with ugly honour, that I Unib, will creating a space marine force!

To my rival in this race, ethan, I want to say you have been a really filthy person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been flaming throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember the gods of chaos are always with you!

*nods head "motherfuckers"!
ha

You know it's a well-written speech when it's an inspiring read even with all fields left blank... been missing stuff like this. Simple but FUN! And maybe even more fun because it's simple. All killer no filler. Good stuff.

-cd-

Little-Rena responds:

Simple and fun are my middle names!

I, Alfred the Black, under the watchful penis of The Spaghetti Monster, plan to enact the following policy in my first 666 in office. I will rights for every gay unicorn!, and I promise, I will also work with North Korea to ensure mutual cooperation of fapping. It is also, with fucking honour, that I Alfred the Black, will destroying feminism.!

To my rival in this race, alien, I want to say you have been a really nasty person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but dick in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been shitty throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember kill yourself if you disagree!

Bye fuckers.!

I, Gerald The Johnson, under the watchful tenitis of Ronald Reagan's Sack, plan to enact the following policy in my first a bunch, not a few in office. I will Less Bad, and I promise, I will also work with Texas to ensure mutual cooperation of having a snack. It is also, with exciting honour, that I Gerald The Johnson, will More Not Bad!

To my rival in this race, Satan, I want to say you have been a really green person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but property in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been rural throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember When in doubt, have a snack!

Sincerely, da big GJ!

so funny

Little-Rena responds:

Cheers!

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Uploaded
Jul 30, 2019
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  • Daily 5th Place July 31, 2019