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I, Satan, under the watchful Glutes of Motto motto, plan to enact the following policy in my first 666 years in office. I will be harvesting orphan meat, and I promise, I will also work with Syria to ensure mutual cooperation of liberating their people with flamethrowers. It is also, with Defecating honour, that I Satan, will be building a meat dragon!

To my rival in this race, Fuck Face, I want to say you have been a really Silly person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but an agonizing eternal life of pain in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been worshipping me throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember the holocaust!

Sayonara!

I, Marbles, under the watchful nose of Darwin, plan to enact the following policy in my first 7 in office. I will raise taxes , and I promise, I will also work with Germany to ensure mutual cooperation of birdwatching. It is also, with green honour, that I Marbles, will reinstate the death penalty!

To my rival in this race, Max, I want to say you have been a really arboreal person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but Gnatcatcher in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been luscious throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember World War III!

Ciao!

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I, Yeet McYeetster, under the watchful Urethra of Trippie Red, plan to enact the following policy in my first 666 in office. I will Ejaculate, and I promise, I will also work with Wakanda to ensure mutual cooperation of Clapping of the cheeks. It is also, with Dispense honour, that I Yeet McYeetster, will Evacuate!

To my rival in this race, Mike, I want to say you have been a really Suspense person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but Ass in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been Skeet throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember Dick!

Peace out!

I, Coleman Joyce, under the watchful penis of Robbie Rotten, plan to enact the following policy in my first 69 in office. I will poop, and I promise, I will also work with America to ensure mutual cooperation of eating ass. It is also, with dank honour, that I Coleman Joyce, will memes!

To my rival in this race, Beckett, I want to say you have been a really gay person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but poop in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been horrible throughout this campaign.

In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember my asshole itches!

fuck you!

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  • Daily 5th Place July 31, 2019