I, Unib, under the watchful Nurgle left nut of Nurgle, plan to enact the following policy in my first 41st in office. I will free booze for everyone, and I promise, I will also work with dwarven empire to ensure mutual cooperation of purging aliens. It is also, with ugly honour, that I Unib, will creating a space marine force!
To my rival in this race, ethan, I want to say you have been a really filthy person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been flaming throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember the gods of chaos are always with you!
*nods head "motherfuckers"!