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Reviews for "Presidential Speech Generator"
Little-Rena responds:
Cheers!
I, Donald J Trump, under the watchful dewlap of Adonai, plan to enact the following policy in my first 13 in office. I will Security, and I promise, I will also work with United States to ensure mutual cooperation of Deportating. It is also, with Orange honour, that I Donald J Trump, will Economy growth!
To my rival in this race, 2, I want to say you have been a really False hair person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but Wall in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been Fat throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember Grab her by the pussy!
Goodbye!
I, Ronald McDonald, under the watchful meat of Fatty, plan to enact the following policy in my first 50 years in office. I will lawsuit KFC out of existence, and I promise, I will also work with Bigmackia to ensure mutual cooperation of eating live cows. It is also, with greasy honour, that I Ronald McDonald, will make everyone eat junk food!
To my rival in this race, Slim McHealthy, I want to say you have been a really sweet person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but heart-attack in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been stupid throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember to give money to my business!
Eat my D**k!
I, Satan, under the watchful Glutes of Motto motto, plan to enact the following policy in my first 666 years in office. I will be harvesting orphan meat, and I promise, I will also work with Syria to ensure mutual cooperation of liberating their people with flamethrowers. It is also, with Defecating honour, that I Satan, will be building a meat dragon!
To my rival in this race, Fuck Face, I want to say you have been a really Silly person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but an agonizing eternal life of pain in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been worshipping me throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember the holocaust!
Sayonara!
I, Marbles, under the watchful nose of Darwin, plan to enact the following policy in my first 7 in office. I will raise taxes , and I promise, I will also work with Germany to ensure mutual cooperation of birdwatching. It is also, with green honour, that I Marbles, will reinstate the death penalty!
To my rival in this race, Max, I want to say you have been a really arboreal person to fight this race with, but now I wish you nothing but Gnatcatcher in the future. As we know, there can only be one winner here, and I want to thank my supporters, you have all been luscious throughout this campaign.
In closing, I just want to say, no matter who you are, or where you live, I am your president, and I want you to remember World War III!
Ciao!